Pimple

Disclaimer: My name isn't Ryan Murphy or Fox. So that means I don't own Glee. Tragic isn't it?

A/N Hey people, it's me! Sorry it took me so long to update. Been pretty busy. I'm kinda sad nobody left me a prompt. I waited and waited for a prompt, but I never got one. So I complained to my cousin and she gave a prompt! Here it is 'Kurt has a pimple and it's huge! Blaine doesn't think it's so bad and tries to comfort Kurt. Carole tells the boys dinner is ready but not without hearing the conversation first.' At first I was like 'A pimple implying a M situation? You gotta be kidding me.' But I thought for a bit, it actually made sense. If you don't believe, just read this chapter and it'll make perfect sense. It's not the best but hey, if y'all give me awesome prompts they'll be awesome chapters.

But before you began, I have an announcement. I'm looking for staff members for my community 'Dear Diary'. I'm trying to put as much stories as I can but my computer keeps having melt downs so I really can't add stuff. And doing it on my iPod is extremely difficult. So if you're interested please PM me! So that's all for announcements and now on to the story! Please read, enjoy and review!

xoxo bookfreak1317

Carole hummed as she finished setting the table. She had made a delicious meal of roast chicken, mashed potatoes, a plain garden salad. And for dessert she made chocolate mousse. Why did she make such a meal? Because this was the first time she and Burt were meeting Blaine as Kurt's boyfriend. Yes, they have already met him before and Burt and Carole already adore him, but still, this was met the boyfriend moment and Carole wanted Blaine as comfortable as possible since she knew Burt would try to make that difficult for Blaine.

"Boys! Dinner time!" Carole called up the stairs. As soon as the word dinner was said, Finn was running down the stairs like a mass murder was behind him and Burt had charged in from the living room like the mass murder had a friend and was after him.

Burt and Finn sat and stared at the food with a hungry look in their eyes, their legs bouncing up and down with impatience for dinner. After a few minutes of waiting and no sign of Blaine and Kurt, the Finn and Burt were impatient.

"Where are Blaine and Kurt? Can we eat now? I'll try to save some food for them. Can we eat? Please? Please? Please?" Finn asked bouncing almost out of his seat.

"No. Not yet. Just wait a few minutes while I go get the boys." Carole said as she got up.

She walked up the stairs wondering why the boys didn't come down when called. Kurt was usually never late for dinner and she knew he wouldn't willing let him and Blaine be late for dinner since he knew Blaine needed to make an even better impression on Burt than he has already done.

The first thing Carole noticed when she got to Kurt's room was that the door was closed. And Kurt's door was practically never closed. Especially when Blaine was over. She walked over to the door and raised her hand to knock, but before she could, she heard voices leak out from the room.

"Blaine!" She heard Kurt moan.

"Kurt!" She heard Blaine moan in response before giggling.

"This is not funny! It's huge!"

"No it's not."

"Yes it it! I'll never survive!"

Carole was frozen. Blaine and Kurt weren't... They wouldn't... Would they?

"It's humongous! I'll be stuck in my room for days!"

"You're exaggerating. It's normal size. Actually, I think it's smaller then normal size."

"No it's not! It's gigantic! I'm going to die!"

"Now I'm positive you're exaggerating!"

"Oh shut up! And before I claw your eyes out!"

"Oh haha. Very funny. It's not bad. Any way, it's just your family. They won't care about something like that." Blaine said as he opened the door. "It's just a pi..." Blaine trailed off as he saw Carole.

Everyone was quiet before Carole finally spoke. "So boys, may I ask what you two were doing that was so important that you guys didn't come down for dinner when I called."

Kurt blushed. "Well, um. Nothing."

Carole raised her eyebrow at Kurt's answer. "Nothing? You sure? 'Cause I'm pretty sure that conversation implied something."

Kurt blinked at Carole's words. "What?"

"I mean, you guys were abusing your father'strust in you. Kurt, Burt thinks the world of Kurt. But the fact you guys just did what you did abuses that trust!" Carole ranted.

"Carole, would you stop for a second." Kurt said with a confused look on his face.

"No. I won't stop. You guys were highly irresponsible and..."

"Carole would you listen!"

Carole stop at Kurt's yell, surprised. Kurt had never yelled at her before. What was so important?

"What are you talking about Carole?" Kurt asked extremely confused.

"I'm talking about how you and Blaine were just having sex!"

Kurt and Blaine stared at Carole in shock before bursting into laughter.

Carole stood in shock at the boys. Why were they laughing? They both knew Burt would kill Blaine if him and his 'baby boy' were having sex and they think it's funny? They must be insane.

"Why do you guys think this is so funny? This is serious. You both know Burt will kill Blaine if you guys are having sex." Blaine laughter stopped at Carole's words, a look of horror on his face.

"Burt thinks we've been having sex? Because we haven't. We haven't even made it past slightly heavy make out sessions." Blaine said quickly with worry written all over his face.

"No, he doesn't. And what do you mean you guys haven't had sex?" Carole asked in confusion. If they boys haven't done anything, what was up with their conversation?

"He means we haven't done anything. What made you think that we have?" Kurt asked with a raised eyebrow.

"The conversation you two were just having clearly implied it." Carole said with a wave of her hand. Kurt and Blaine looked at each other before bursting into laughter. This went on for a few minutes before the boys finally calmed down.

"Carole," Kurt panted. "We talking about sex we were talking about a pimple."

Carole froze at Kurt's words. "A pimple? What pimple?"

"This." Kurt said pointing to his right cheek. Carole had to squint and look for a second before she saw it.

"Wait. This is the thing that is so gigantic it's going keep you locked in your room for days?" Carole asked.

"Yes!" Kurt said exasperated. Blaine rolled his eyes behind him and did the crazy sign at Kurt.

Carole couldn't hold in her laughter at that.

"What? This isn't funny! It's huge! It's like a volcano!" Kurt said angrily.

"Kurt, it isn't that big. I wouldn't have even noticed if you hadn't told me." Carole said with a chuckle.

"It's not? Are you sure?" Kurt asked frantically.

"Yes!" Carole chuckled. "You can barely tell. You would only know it was there is you wore a neon flashing sign pointing to your pimple saying 'Hey, look at my pimple! It's right here!'"

Kurt, Blaine and Carole both burst into laughter. After a few minutes, they still hadn't stop laughing. They didn't stop until they heard someone walk up the stairs. They all stopped and turned to look at Burt.

"Is everything all right? You guys have been up for ten minutes. I had to resort to putting the food in the oven and putting a lock on it." Burt asked with concern.

"Yeah, everything's all right. Let's go downstairs before Finn gets the hammer to break into the stove." Carole said with a smile.

"What were you guys laughing about?" Burt asked as they walked behind Blaine and Kurt down the stairs.

"Nothing. I'll tell you later. But you're never going to believe it." Carole said with a smirk.

And before Burt could ask why, Kurt's scream interrupted them.

"Finn! That food was for everyone to eat, not just you! And how did you even open the oven anyways? Didn't my dad lock it?"

"Yes, he did. I used the hammer that was under the sink."

"Finn! Please tell me you left the dessert alone?"

"Uh..."

"Finn!" A loud smack and Finn's yell of pain could be heard.

Carole sighed and shook her head. "Do you remember the number for the pizza place?"

"I got it on speed dial." Burt said as he dialed his phone.

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