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MILEY'S POV

The world is officially over. We've reached the apocalypse. The end of age.

You know why? Because someone is coming back to Malibu: the devil herself.

Luanne Stewart.

Sure, she's gone through six long months of rehab, including anger management. Everyone says she's past her issues with me and her jealousy of my singing career. They say she's a perfect little angel now. But I know her oh too well, and I know for a fact that if there's anything angelic about her, she must be on crack.

Nope, she's still her evil little self, I can guarantee you that. And her evil little self will be here in exactly twenty-two hours and six minutes. That's right – I'm counting down until the end of humanity.

The only thing that makes this okay is the fact that Jake is coming back tomorrow too. What a coincidence; they're both coming on the same exact day. So I guess I'm both happy and mad. My devil of a cousin is coming, but at least…(swoon) Jake is coming too! I really hope Luanne doesn't ruin things between Jake and me. Just thinking about that happening makes me mad at her!

I really need to get my mind off of this. I guess I'll call Lilly and see what she's up to.

I dialed her number and she picked up after the longest time.

"Hey, what took you so long, Lills?"

"I was still asleep, thank you very much!"

"Sorry! Well anyway, aren't you SO excited that Jake's coming back tomorrow?"

"Duh! But…so is Luanne, you know."

"Ugh. Don't remind me!"

"Don't worry, I know just as well as you that she's still evil as she ever was."

"Finally someone who believes me. But that's not very comforting, you know."

She sighed. "Whatever, you probably won't even see her much since you'll be spending all your time with Jake…" she said sadly.

"No way! I'm not gonna spend ALL my time with him. I'll still hang out with you and Oliver!"

"I know, but—"

"Oops, gotta go! Jake's on the other line!"

"But Miley—"

"Sorry! I'll call you later, okay?"

"Yeah. Fine."

I switched lines and took a deep breath. It had been months since I talked to Jake. He hadn't answered my calls or replied to my emails, but he must've been busy filming the movie and everything. Take it from me, it's hard to be a celebrity!

"Hey Jake!" I said as flirtatiously as possible.

"Yeah, I'll have a diet coke and fries. Thanks."

"Uh, Jake?"

"Oh! Miley! Sorry, I'm at McDonalds. I've hardly eaten all day and I'm STARVING."

I frowned. "Oh. We can't have that now, can we?" So his stomach is more important than me. I'm talking to him for the first time in four months and he's complaining about hunger.

"Sorry about that. Anyway, how are you? Excited to see me?"

"Yeah, of course!"

"I know." Wow. Somebody's ego is showing. Not even an 'I miss you?'

"You know, my cousin Luanne is coming tomorrow too! Isn't that weird?"

"Is she the evil one you told me about?"

"Well, she supposedly went through treatment for that, but I think she's still the same old Luanne."

"Whatever you say, Miles. Oh…I have to go do a photo shoot! I'll see you tomorrow! Bye!"

"Bye…" He's not much of a conversationalist.

The line went dead. I rested my chin on my hand.

I guess all I have to do is wait. Wait for the world to end.

Thanks to Melissa for the apocolypse inspiration (it's a sign of the apocalypse!). LOL! Keep reviewing!