(Here we go with Chapter 2! Brace yourself for the hilarity you are about to witness. We left off where they had smashed Becca the Snake's window, and they're about to "tell" her what happened. Note: There is a bit of cussing in this chapter, but only a little.) Chapter 2: Legend of the Muckyhogs.
Becca went outside and hissed at us. I could feel my fur getting damp with sweat, because I knew I had to come up with a good lie, and fast. My thoughts were interrupted when Silver said, "Sorry, Becca. While testing our new ride, we didn't estimate the weak link in Sonic's-" "Hush your lip!" I told him. I grabbed his mouth to make him shut up. "Who broke my window?" Becca asked us again. She pointed her tail up at her now smashed in window. I came up with a great lie to get her off our back. "Uh, didn't you see them?" I asked her. "Who?" She asked in an irritated tone. "The Muckyhogs!" I told her. Both she and Silver raised an eyebrow at that. "Muckyhogs?" She asked. I then came up with the story.
"Yeah." I said. Then I told her, "They were dumped off by a tornado, and raised by field mice. In a cave near the abandoned construction site. And they eat their weight in cheese. And they throw comfortable arm chairs through the airs and BAM! Into your window." She looked up at her smashed window, as if giving it some thought. "Bullshit!" She said as she looked back at me. "Look, there they go!" I said, pointing to her left. "Where?" "There!" I then pointed toward the street. "Freeze, Muckyhogs!" She screamed. Then she took off in that direction. I was surprised at how fast she could move with no legs.
Then I snickered . "She's such a dumbass. Muckyhogs. It cracked me up!" I told Silver. We then got the chair off of Shadow and went down the street. "Let's head back and test the petting zoo." I said. "Muckyhogs, oh Muckyhogs!" Shadow yelled from behind us. He then ran up behind us and fell on Silver, who in turn fell on me. "Did you see a flying comfortable chair?" Shadow asked. "Sonic, you should've told the truth." Silver told me. I then pulled myself from beneath them. "truth, shmuth. We're off the hook, ain't we?" I said as I started to walk away. However, I was soon stopped short by something that caught my eye. "C'mere, quick!" I told the others. "Check out the fags!" I said as Knuckles and Tails walked past. They both were wearing khaki pants and white shirts. Knuckles had a stick and Tails had a pair of binoculars. They could tell that I was trying not to laugh, because Knuckles then said, "Just ignore them, Tails."
"And what are our half pint pygmies up to today?" I asked them. Knuckles stopped and turned around. "If you must know, we're hunting." He said. Tails nodded in agreement. "For a brain?" I joked. "No! The Muckyhogs!" Knuckles snapped at me. "Uh, Muckyhogs?" I could feel sweat running down my neck. "You've heard of them, haven't you?" Knuckles asked. "Uh, yeah. Sure." Was my only response. "C'mon, Tails. Becca's waiting." He told Tails. Tails stuck his tongue out at us and walked away with Knuckles.
"Look out for flying chairs!" Shadow called to them. "Well, Sonic, it's only a matter of time until Becca finds out the truth ab-" "No problem!" I interrupted Silver. "We hedgehogs are smarter than-" "Onions?" Shadow guessed. Silver moaned. "No, Shadow." I said. I grabbed one of his quills and started to lead him away. "We're smarter than-" "Buttered toast?" He guessed again. "A buss driver?" He asked. "Oh, dear." Silver said in the background.
(I know this chapter is a lot shorter than the first one, but wait till you see where they go and what they do in the next chapter! Until then, review or get murdered by the Tails Doll.)