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Being a very brief history of the Earth's important Biblical moments!
Kerboom – see Prologue.
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Crunch, chew chew chew, swallow. "Get out!"
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Pitter patter pitter patter glug glug glug. "By gum, it's a good thing I had the plans upside down when I built this shed. Come on fellers, two at a time!
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"All together folks, left right left right, I love to go a-wandering along the desert tracks, la la la la la la la la, my worldly goods on my back."
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"Well, I can't hang around here all day."
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Toot-toot-tootle-toot!
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Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop - "Eeeeeek!"
The end?