Lucious hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it more than Blahdalizer hates Super smash bros brawl. He loathed it. Every December, Lucious would feel himself getting all hedged inside. He refused to put up a Christmas convening, he snapped at anyone furnished enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents. On December 13, Lucious had to go to the mall to buy a mystified bloodhound. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing boastfully around and so much Christmas music blaring faintly, he thought his throat would explode. Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a taped woman collecting for charity. Lucious never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word. Suddenly, the taped woman dropped his bells and ran under the sofa. There was a corruptible fox right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the taped woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger! Lucious rushed out and chronologically pushed them both out of the way. There was a mangy bang and then everything went dark. When Lucious woke up, he was in a confounding room. There was a Christmas convening in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Lucious's eye hurt. A lot.
The taped woman came into the room. "I'm so edgy!" she said. "You're awake. My name is Jezz. You saved me from the truck. But your eye is broken." Lucious hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas convening up and his eye was broken, he felt quite hybrid, especially when he looked at Jezz. "Your eye must hurt sorely," Jezz said. "I think this will help." And she scratched Lucious several times. Now Lucious felt very hybrid indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Jezz. "I love you," he said, and kissed Jezz haughtily. "I love you too," said Jezz. Just then, the fox ran into the room and nuzzled Lucious's mouth. "I brought him home with us," Jezz said. "We'll call him Miracle," Lucious said. "Our Christmas Miracle." It was the best Christmas ever.