Last Time on Xiaolin Showdown: Dragon Djinn Saga

Everyone feels sorry for the not-yet existant character Noko, and gives him treats! Noko's response:

Noko: Next time... I want something delicious. You know, a slurpy in a bamboo cup, so my hands don't get all cold. And you know the nachos with that cheese? Yeah, just the cheese.

I couldn't remember the rest. Thanks for all your reviewing (and the treats! Noko is still alive, and has not died of hunger, or thirst). And so, to reward all you good little boys and girls... Chapter Two of Xiaolin Showdown: Dragon Djinn Saga.

Enjoy-eth.

Chapter Two: 10 years later...

A girl of 17 bobbed her head to her latest ePod download. She loved this song, and recently her old ePod had just completely shut down. She got another one, though, and was now listening to it contently, while playing a game of Risk on her GameStation.

She wasn't very special. She thought, anyways. Pretty average to say the least. Well, maybe her light midnight blue hair that came only to her shoulders, and hung way down on the left, was kinda different. And maybe her eyes, which were the exact same shade as a lavender flower, gave a little more to be wondered about. And there was something about her electric personality that gave her a bit of a... special air.

Okay. So maybe she wasn't all THAT average.

Hmmm...

Well... she was short. And THAT was average, right? Her blue jeans and midriff-bearing t-shirt with 07 on the front weren't that unusual either. See? Average.

Just as she was about to conquer the rest of Asia, the energy cut out. Jayna gasped. "What! Wha' happened? I was about to conquer Asia!! Viva la Resistance! World Dominatiooooonnn!!" A stern woman with wispy blonde hair and blue-green eyes held the plug in her hand. "Uh...oh. Damn. CURSE THIS GAME SYSTEM! Curse it, I say! I didn't do it on purpose. See, what had happened was... it had hypnotized me! Biad." She smacked her wrist a little, but received no laughter from the woman. The woman, who just so happened to be her mother, instead, frowned.

"Jayvee, you have a visitor downstairs. Didn't you hear us calling?" Jayna had just removed her headphones. "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What?" Her mother frowned again. "Visitor. Downstairs. Now." Jayna rolled her eyes. "Whyyyyyyy?" Her mother dropped the game cord, allowing it to clunk heavily on the ground. Mom was mad... not good. "Get downstairs. He has other places to be than with you, you know." Jayna stood up, and her mother left. Just as she was about to go, she stopped.

He? Who in the world could 'He' be? The only guys that came over had nothing else to do, her mother knew that. And besides, they were all losers who couldn't come in the front gate. Who could be so important that he was allowed to sit in the living room to see HER?

She flumped down the stairs to see her mother and another man, an older, more sage looking man. He looked so serious, but Jayna could tell, just tell, that there was something else behind that kindly, old man visage.

"Good afternoon, Jayna. I trust I wasn't interrupting anything?" She blinked. It took her a while for her mouth to catch up with her brain, but when it finally did, this is what came out. "Uhmm... no. No, you weren't, but... who are you, now?" The man smiled, despite her mothers disapproving frown. "Of course. I am Master Fung, the teacher at the Xiaolin Temple." Jayna nodded, but couldn't help uttering a small laugh. "I'm sorry. It sounded like you said 'Xiaolin Temple.' But that's not possible." The old man continued smiling. "Why not? Anything is possible."

At that moment, Jayna felt a sharp chill in the air, as if she had ice dropped down her back. She shivered and turned pink, but continued to stare at the man. "Okay. So what do you want?" She asked, as she rubbed her arms quickly. He stood up. "To take you to my school." She blinked, slightly confused. "To school? I'm already in high school, why do I need another one gumming up my system? I'm sorry, but the only thing flying back and forth from here to China will get me... is a lower GPA." Jayna picked up her headphones and turned to leave, but the old man stopped her with a soft hand on her shoulder.

An instant reaction took over Jayna, as she swung her fist behind her, realizing too late that she was trying to hit someone who looked five times her age.

Luckily, Master Fung was both light and fast on his feet, and jumped back, landing gracefully, and soundlessly, on the corner of one of the side tables. Jayna and her mother gasped.

"How...how'd you DO that?" Jayna whispered after a minute. Master Fung gave a slightly ominous smile. "Practice. I know that you have trained most of your life in Kick Boxing, Jayna. And I know that you are an adept warrior. But if you accept the invitation to my school, you can become more. You can join the Four Elemental Dragons in their training, and--" But Jayna stopped him there. "Hold up. There ARE only four elements. So, what, are you trying to pity recruit me, or something? What, am I the Token Blue haired girl or something?"

At this point, Jayna's mother had had it. "Jayna, please! Show some respect and restraint! You're embarrassing me!" Master Fung held a hand up, as both Jayna and her mother looked like they were about ready to fight, and fight to the death. "Jayna, you are a strong warrior, but I have a proposition for you." Jayna glared at her mother, who was, in fact, glaring back. "Fine. What is it, then?" "I'm going to challenge you to a duel. Right now, in your backyard. If I win, you come with me to train."

Jayna snapped her head to Master Fung and grinned. She LOVED challenges. "Alright, old man. And if I win? Then what?" Master Fung bowed. "If you win, then I walk out, and NEVER bother you again." Jayna shoved her hands in her pockets. "What, you mean you were gonna come back?" He stared at her. "I am not the only one who wants you on their team. The forces of Evil will be here soon, and I need to get you to safety as soon as possible." Jayna thought about this. 'Well? Why the heck not. It beats sitting around here and doing nothing for, like, ever. Or until evil comes to get me, whichever comes first.'

"Alright, Boss Man. You got yourself a deal." She shook his hand, which was quite strong, considering he was so old. A moment of fear crossed through her mind, but she shook it of, and stepped over her mother's outstretched legs. She gave her mother a small smile, returned by a frightened look, and led the old man to her backyard, where she intended to beat him. Naturally.

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Jayna stood at her ready, staring down Master Fung, who was, oddly enough, standing there, as calm as anything. "Ready, Boss Man?" Master Fung bowed, as did she, and the battle began.

Jayna rushed at him swiftly, landing three jabs to his face. Oh, no, wait... she didn't. She missed those completely. Okay, so she kicked out hard, and then did a round house kick to his gut... no, she missed that too. It seemed that whatever she threw at him, he seemed to swerve and dodge with precision and grace. Finally, after she had been tired out significantly, he jumped straight up into the sky, right in front of the sun, so that she was blinded when she tried to find him.

In a second, it was over. He had his fist to her, less than an inch away from her face. She was standing in mid flinch when she peaked from one eye to see what had happened. Master Fung merely took a knuckle and rapped it to her forehead. "Fine. FINE. I can take a hint. Alright. I'll go pack, err something." As she left to pack up as much as she could into her one suitcase, her mother rushed up to Master Fung, looking anxious.

"Please... My daughter won't be doing anything... dangerous, will she? She's very fragile... When she was a child..." Her mother stopped, looking down at her fingers uncertainly.

Master Fung raised an eyebrow interestedly, but her mother, still looking at her fingers, refused to continue.

Jayna trumped down with a medium-sized suitcase and a small backpack on. "OKAY!!! I'M.. ugh...READY!! Umm..." She started looking around. "Hey, Boss Man? How'd you get here?" He held out, what looked like, a diamond-shaped manta ray toy.

"Umm... that's... pretty? Cool? Um... twenty-three skidoo?" Master Fung threw the manta ray into the air. "SILVER MANTA RAY!" He cried, as Jayna watched it grow into a bigger version, able to transport, at most, five Jayna's.

"WOAHOHOAH! Oh, wow! That is sooo SOOO cool!" She said, running up to it, chucking her bags into the back. "SHOTGUN! Come on, Boss Man! The Xiaolin Temple isn't going to come to us!!" Master Fung looked at her mother, who was weeping softly with her back turned to her only child. Jayna hopped down and crossed to her mother, rushing to hug her, to hold her tightly in her arms. "Mom... I'm gonna miss you. You know that. But... You know... I love you and all... and you can even turn my room into that sauna you and dad wanted." Her mother gave a weak chuckle as she stared at her daughters face. The face that once, so long ago, was so beautiful, before that scar from THAT boy...

"Oh... I've always known that you would have to go sometime... but you're only seventeen... And you're my baby..."

It was a sad thing to watch, but, after five minutes, Jayna managed to pry herself away from her mother, to leave with Master Fung, to go far away, to the Xiaolin Temple.

Chapter Two: 10 Years Later...: End

The Next Time, on Xiaolin Showdown: Dragon Djinn Saga (Ooohh... I am finally doing the voice thing-y!)

Clay, Kimiko, and Raimundo: Omi...

We elaborate on how Omi is the greatest fighter, and that he is the best water warrior in the world!

Clay, Kimiko, and Raimundo: (warningly) Omi...

And how his friends are pretty good too.

Clay, Kimiko, and Raimundo: ...yeah...

But not as good as OMI! Master of the Element WATER!

Clay, Kimiko, and Raimundo: ...Omi... -.-'

And also, a new Wu is detected! One that will make Omi even stronger than he was before! Will his friends be able to keep up? It is okay, my friends. I shall teach you some of my infinite knowledge. Than, maybe with hard work and dedication, you can become close to the power that is--

Clay, Kimiko, and Raimundo: OMI!!

Exactly!!

Jayna: Am I not in this chapter? Have I been cut already? That's not fair, call my agent! I completely remember that this contract was for at least 5 more chapters.

Noko: It says here that everyone's been cut from the script. Except for Omi. And the story's been changed to "Omi's World: A Whole New Omi Adventure."

Jack: That guy's got a bigger ego than me...

Jayna: I think I know you...

Clay, Kimiko and Raimundo: No, you don't!

Jayna: Hey, wait! Stop the dragging awaaayyyy!!

Chapter Three: Omi: The Only One Who Can Stop The Evil Powers Of Darkness!! Please Save Everyone Else Because They Are Too Weak!

Clay, Kimiko, and Raimundo: Omi...

OmI mUsT sAvE tHe DaY...