Next chapter, "Oh Megatron" (Oh Christmas Tree) and "The Twelve Days of Transformers."
"Decepticon Jingle Bells Verse"
I'm a De-cep-ti-con,
Wanna see my gun?
'Just finished cleaning it,
I thought it would be fun.
I've been gi-ven a task,
From Meg-a-tron him-self,
And now I shall complete it now,
And kick some Auto-bot aft.
"Shia Jingle"
Nice tight abs,
Oo, he's bad,
Muscles make me drool.
Wish I had a hot boyfriend,
But Shia LaBeouf is bu(sy)!
"Actor Jingle"
Ohmigod,
Shia's bod,
Meagan is a whore.
Micheal Bay, loves the way,
Fox runs in slow mo(tion)!
"Blaster Advan-ticks" (K-9 Advanticks)
Hello Sire,
Hello Mother,
'Tron and 'Screamer,
Are a bother.
Thanks for the blaster,
That's why I'm comm-ing,
Suped up explosives really stop all the fighting.
Shooting,
Killing,
And combat training,
They are losing,
I am winning.
Can't wait to kill 'Cons,
Without disaster,
Thanks again for sending me my brand new blaster!
"Sam Witwicky!" (To Spongebob Squarepants theme song)
OOOOOOOOooooo
Who lives with his guardian Bum-ble-bee?
Sam Wit-wick-y!
Who's smexi and gorgeous and hot is he?
If eye-candy features is something you wish,
Sam Wit-wick-y!
Then put in Transformers and yearn to kiss-
Sam Wit-wick-y!
Sam Wit-wick-y!
Sam Wit-wick-y!
Sam Wit-wick-y!
Sam Wit-Wickyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!