A Horrible Start
Little Whining was a normal neighborhood, quiet streets, simple houses, and normal residents. Well, most were normal. One house on Privet Drive, was hiding a secret. A young boy, who was as abnormal as they come, lived in this house. The owners of this house hated this abnormality. He was a blemish on their normal life.
Now, one could wonder why they have not gotten rid of him, if he is as bad as they say. The answer- they tried.
The morning that they found the child on their porch,Petunia Dursley and her husband Vernon, hopped into their car and rushed to the nearest church. Quickly leaving the child on the church's steps, still in the basket he was found in. Petunia and Vernon then sped away, not once looking back.
However, when they arrived home, the child was once again upon their porch. Now fearing for their lives, they made a tough decision - they would keep the boy. At that moment, the boy's eyes opened and revealed toxic green eyes. They knew, at that moment that their normal lives were gone forever.
*About 10 years later*
'Why do I fuckin' put up with this shit?' Hidan sighed.
It had been about ten years since Jashin-Sama had stuck him in the body of a child, and he had been suffering ever since. 'Why am I still here?'
"Boy! You had better be cleaning that bathroom till it's spotless! I won't have it anything but for my darling Dudder's birthday!" The shrill voice of his 'Aunt' yelled down the hallway.
"Fuck you!" He shot back. Her response was the same as always, and he never got tired of hearing it. "Do not you that vulgar language, Freak! You should be grateful we are taking care of you!"
Hidan snorted. 'Yeah, as if you had a choice in the matter.'
No matter how much his 'relatives' hated him, they literally could not get rid of him. Every single time they tried leaving him somewhere, or anytime he himself, tried to leave, he would somehow end up back at the Dursley's. No one could explain how and he always had no idea how he ended back there, but he still tried to leave periodically.
Jashin-Sama had come to him a while back, and explained the basics to him. What was expected of him, what to look out for, and just basic information regarding this new world. He was told that he still had his immortality-Thank Jashin!- and that his chakra reserves would eventually reach the strength of his old body.
(He was also told that the body he currently inhabited would change over time until he looked as he did in his home world)
His beloved god had also told him of a secret society, one that his current body's parents had belonged to. Wizards, honest to fuck Wizards. He had no trouble believing this though, as he knew Jashin-Sama would never lie to him. (He was apparently famous to those heathens, for surviving a one-hit-kill spell/jutsu thingy. He had a good laugh about that.)
By now he had finished cleaning the disgusting shithole the Dursley's called a bathroom -at least he had finished all he would actually do(not much). "Aunt Petunia," he yelled, "I'm fuckin' done. I think I'm gonna go outside and slaughter some heathens."
The "Horse's" shriek pierced his eardrums, "You will not go outside at all! Vernon and I are taking Duddy out to the zoo, and you are going to be staying in with that batty old lady, Mrs. Figg."
"Fuck!"
"Boy, I have had it it with the vulgarity! This stops now!" His "Uncle's" bellow rang out.
Hidan knew he was pushing it. "Fine." For the moment anyway.
Just then Hidan felt Jashin-Sama's presence.
'HIDAN'
'Jashin-Sama?'
'Go to the old hag's place. I have brought you a gift for dealing with these moronic imbeciles. It will hopefully help you in your mission for my lost items'
'Oh, fuckin' thank you, Jashin-Sama. I will sacrifice all the heathens who stand in my way to you!' Hidan promised.
Jashin sweatdropped. Of course that would be his response, why am I not surprised… Anyway, I hope he appreciates his 'gift. Ahh, who am I kidding. I will get a great laugh though.''
Right then, Hidan had entered Mrs. Figgs house. The batty old lady had a thing for cats, and her house always smelled weird, so Hidan was always terrible for her. She normally left him to his own devices after a few failed attempts at conversation. This time however, she let him in, guided him to the back yard, and left him there.
Wondering what his divine gift was, he looked around with narrowed eyes. "Meow"
Hidan jumped. "Ahhh! Fuck! It's a shitty cat!"
The cat, for that is what it was, stepped out of the bushes. It was an odd looking cat, with dark grey fur, black striped markings, and odd green eyes.
Hidan's eyes widened. "It can't be! Oh Jashin-Sama, why? Why THIS fuckin' heathen?"
The feline looked up at Hidan, closed it's eyes, and groaned. 'Why, oh why am I here? I thought I was rid of this Idiot!'
_What do you guys think? Please review!
Can you guess who is stuck with Hidan?
Until next time, The Kraken