Muppet Show: Jeff Dunham

by JetStorm91

The muppet show cast finds a block of ice that has a unique surprise inside; the Sinclair Family. They are put into the show at the last minute for the Guest Star; Jeff Dunham and his freinds. Dinosaurs and Muppets are owned by Jim henson.

2. Chapter 2

Curtain Call

Scooter knocked on the Guest Star's door calling "Jeff Dunham, Jeff Dunham? 60 seconds to curtain Mr Dunham" the door opened and an old man with no hair popped his head out and said grumpily "We know, we know, now get!" and closed the door, "Walter seems a little upset" said Scooter to himself when the door opened again to a skull wearing a white turban and it said in an Arab accent "forget about him, I'll blow him up after the show" and he closed the door, "Achmed is in good form tonight" said Scooter as the door opened again to a dark skinned man who said "Brother, Jeff Dunham, my man, is nearly ready" and he closed the door and reopened to a long nosed, blonde haired superhero who said "Da-dada-da, Jeff Dunham is coming!" the door closed again and reopened to a purple skinned, green haired creature who said "don't you worry my friend, Jefafa Dun-Ham is coming now, ha ha ha, neow!" he exclaimed running his hand through the tuft of head hair and slamming the door behind him, Scooter then said "there's all Mr Dunham's Friends, but where's Mr Dunham" the door opened again to reveal Jeff Dunham holding José Jalapeño on a Stick "sorry Scooter, just getting the gang all round up", "Si Senior Scooter, Senior Dunham is getting everyone together" Said José in his Mexican accent as he and Jeff re-entered the dressing room, "Wow, Mr Dunham really is a swell guy" said Scooter.

Onstage Kermit started the introduction; "it's the Muppet Show with our very special Guest Star: Mr Jeff Dunham, yay!" he exclaimed as the Curtain opened and the theme played:

'It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights, it's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

It's time to put on makeup, it's time to dress up right, it's time to get things started, why don't you get things started?'

In the theatre box, Statler and Waldorf watched the theme and Statler said "another crummy half hour of our lives about to be wasted"

'It's time to get things started

On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational

This is what we call the Muppet Show!'

Gonzo then blew into the trumpet and was blasted back, and then he shouted "again!"