Okay, time for this second chapter.
I hope its funny enough.
I don't own Yugioh.
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Effects, Magic and Trap.
Take three.
Now Yugi walked threw the door of the game shop and answered the phone.
"Hello, Game stop. I-I mean, Game shop."
"Yugi! You moron! Never call here again until you've got your lines right!" Seto shouted from the other line.
Both laughed. Yugi managed to say "Really? well, I challange you to a phone Duel!" threw his laughter.
So they try again.
"Hello Game stop.....damnit!" He hit the phone on the wall while Tea laughed and Tristan held his stomach. Joey had his hands in his face. "Oh....God, this is gonna take forever just to complete the first Episode!"
Aaand they try again.
"Hello Game shop."
"Yugi, I've kidnapped some old man and then I Dueled him for no good reason. Come pick him up and call a hospital, because I sure as hell arin't gonna do it! I'am to rich!!"
"Call the damn hospital yurself, you lazie, richboy, bastered!" Joey shouted in the background.
"This is 4Kids Joey, you can't curse in it!"
"Fine, then dhis is da uncut verstion!"
"No, it isn't, mutt for brians!"
"Oh, shut up Kaiba!"
"Make me mutt!"
Tea rolled her eyes. "Will both of you shut up?! We have a scene to do here!"
AND THEY TRY ONCE AGAIN....
"Hello, game shop."
Seto was silent.....more silence. "Yugi.....What. Are. My. Lines?"
"I. Have no. Idea. Why. Are. We. Talking. Like. This?"
"For. Dreamadic. Effect."
"I. Get. It."
Joey laughed in the background. "You. Both. Are. Crazy!"
Then there was sighing behind the camras.
Take four.
Once they'd finally got to the scene where Yugi transforms into Yami, things got bad.
"Play time is over, Kabi-Oh shit, I dropped the Puzzle thing!" Yami shouted as the Puzzle hit the floor. He quickly picked it up. "The-the damn rope won't hold soild Gold? Impoissible!"
"There's gonna be a chain for it in the next season!"
"Oh, can't wait for that. My necks gonna be green forever when that comes."
"Just shut up and do yur thing!"
"Fine...." He turned back.
They started again.
"Play time is over, Kaiba! Damnit, I dropped it AGAIN!"
"Get a chain, or stronger rope." Seto told them. "I ain't workin here if that damn thing keeps falling off his neck."
AND THEY TRY AGAIN!
"Play time is over, Kaiba!" He finally got the lines out, and then the colorful winds came in. He scurried a bit. "What the hell is this?" He was trapped in some sort of twister. When he was revealed, his hair was all messed up.
"What the hell is wrong with your hair?" Seto asked.
"Forget that! What the [Beep] was that all about!"
"Yami, it's a part of the transformation."
"I don't give a damn! My contract stated that no harm would come to me, THAT almost killed me!"
"It's a part of the show, calm down." Seto said.
"Hell no! I wanna talk to someone! I wanna live threw the transformation, not die trying to live threw it!"
End of chapter two.
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Okay, that's it for now.
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Yugioh forever!