"Dreama! John Cena's not giving me any leg room! This hypocritical parasite should respect me and give me my rightful space to move." Chris Jericho whined trying to push John Cena's leg in order to have some room for himself. Finally, Chris gave John's leg one more shove before giving up and sighing in defeat.
"Chris, for the last time, SHUT UP! We've barely been on the road for ten minutes and you've already managed to complain about something minor. Can't you just shut your freakin' mouth so we can all travel in peace?" Dreama shouted frustrated at the man behind her who was crossing his arms and looking out the window with a scowl across his face.
"There. Finally, now shut up and listen to some music." she said turning on the radio..
Meanwhile in the other cars…
"Jeff needs to stop doing drugs.." Punk said out of the blue.
"Phil, can you just shut up! He's not even here, or near you for that matter! Seriously, you're as worse as Chris sometimes." I said trying to persuade Punk to shut his trap.
"I'm just saying. He needs to be Straightedge. Take it from someone who has been away from them, like me." he said oblivious to the fact that I was trying to shut him up.
"That got old lad. Now be quiet will ya fella? You're going to make us deaf with your babbling before we even get halfway there." Sheamus said from the back of the car.
"No I will not "fella." Phil answered back rudely mocking Sheamus's speech.
"Ye better watch your mouth if ye still want to live lad." Sheamus said getting aggravated with the man disrespecting him.
"Whatcha gunna do to me? Throw some Lucky Charms at me saying "Marshmallow powers activate!" or something?"
"Nah, I'd rather cut your head off and use your shiny head for a game of billiards cueball!"
After that remark, silence quickly filled the car. Let's just hope it stays that way.
MEANWHILE IN THE OTHER CAR..
"Wade, keep your eyes on the road!" Heath shouted at his group leader who almost drove into a mailbox.
"Huh? Oh sorry. It's too hard with Erin right here.." he said with a little smirk and looking at his girlfriend sitting next to him in the front.
"Well, be more careful. You'll hurt the poor little squirrellys." Otunga said.
Surprised that David actually said that, everyone looked at him in disbelief.
"What? I love them! I just wanna hold them, squeeze them, give them a bath, play w-"
"Dude, don't ya know they can give you squirrel AIDS?" Justin asked interrupting Otunga's long list.
"Th- they what?" David asked shocked hoping he didn't just hear what he thought he heard.
"I said, 'Don't ya know they can give you squirrel AIDS?'"
"You're lying to me! I know you are!" David shouted pointing at Justin accusing him of lying.
"I'm not. It was on Fox News. 12 people died from that in the past week. It's spreading around like the H1N1." Justin answered with a simple shrug.
"I hate you!" David shouted at his fellow member.
"Love you too." Justin answered with a smirk.
"Justin you better be s-"
POW!
Right then, Randy, who was tired of listening to Otunga, punched him in the face knocking out Otunga and a few of his teeth.
"I was getting tired of him anyways." Randy said putting his seatbelt back on.
"Me too man." Ted said agreeing with his fellow team member. "By the way Justin, you need to stop watching Fox News."
"No! It's fair and balanced."
Meanwhile..
"Dreama and John, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Chris chanted embarrassing the two.
"Why did I agree with Vanessa letting you be in my car? I think this is her way of saying 'That's what you get for eating the last taco last week.'" Dreama muttered to Chris.
"Not my fault Dreama." he said. "I'm bored. Cena, amuse me."
"What? I'm not your slave! I'm not going to entertain you just because you're bored. You must be out of your head Jericho." Cena answered glaring at Chris.
"I'm not out of my head John Cena. You are out of your head telling me that I'm out of my head. So therefore, you are telling me something that actually states something about you." Jericho said pointing at Cena.
"Dude, you lost me. I have no idea what you just said."
"Exactly. Now, that argument made me hungry. Someone grab some chips."
My god, Jericho, when are you ever going to stick with your diet!
Haha well, I know it's not as funny as my other work, but I'm working on it. Writer's block has once again dominated over me.
Review please!