Merow. I rz back!!

Problem number one.... I dont own kingdom hearts OR Final Fantasy 8!!! Sad right I know. But If I did Sora and Riku would soooooo be gay for eachother.

Kit: YO HOMIE G UNITS!!!

Seifer: What the hell! When did we let her watch MTV?!

Kit: Yo Mutheh Fooker! I kill you!

Seifer: *twitch* What did you just say?!

Kit: I kill you nucker!(points fingers at Seifer) Bang bang!!

Seifer: ..... ROXAS!!!

Roxas: Yeah what?

Seifer: (points to author rolling on the ground) Thats what. What the hell did you do?

Roxas: Ummm.... What IS she doing?

Seifer: Like I know how her psychotic mind works!

Roxas: Umm... Okay... Hey Kittryn.... What are you-

Kit: AH! Get down! (Pounces on Roxas) They wull keel yoo!

Roxas: Gah! What the hell are you talking about?! (pushes Kittryn off)

Kit: O.o THEY WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS!!! (runs away)

Roxas: What the fuck.

Seifer: I told you not to let her watch TV. Here I thought I was the irresponsible one.

Roxas: Whatever. So I screwed up just because I'm fucking data doesn't mean I'm perfect. Lets get on with this stupid story. I don't know why I agreed to this.

Seifer: Because I'm dead sexy thats why.

Roxas: I should just jump out a window.... or push you out. (smirks)

Seifer: Yeah. Lets get back to molesting you.

Roxas: (Glares)

Chapter 2

Ghost Touch

Sitting in Seifer's lap, breathing hard, blushing, at least I think my face is red, Roxas thought, well shit. Although he had to admit the look on his friend's faces was pretty damn priceless. He wished he had a camera. Kodak moment anyone?

The blonds on the floor just sat staring back at their returned friends. Seifer relaxed a little when he realized the teen in his lap had finally started breathing again. Meanwhile, Hayner's mouth moved up and down like a fish out of water. Eventually making the desired sounds of "What the hell" in a high pitched voice.

"Seifer! What the fuck do you think your doing?!" Hayner exploded taking a few menacing steps forward with his hands clenched into fists.

"What am I doing? Saving your moronic friends life, what the hell does it look like I'm doing." Seifer shot back while straightening his back to look intimidating. A smirk makings its way onto his lips while unconsciously placing a hand on Roxas' hip to steady him. He moved his other hand to shove Roxas' now glaring face aside.

"What the hell are you feeding him anyway? Kittens need a strict diet and cat nip isn't part of it." The tall blond berated, eyes on Hayner. Roxas was successfully pissed off.

"Saving him? Likely excuse! You where probably trying to molest him or something you disgusting perv!" Hayner yelled pointing an accusing finger at a smirking Seifer.

"Me? Heh. If you didn't notice," Seifer mocked his voice laced with a seductive tone, "He's the one on top of me." The tall blond purred leaning back onto his elbows to emphasize Roxas straddling him. Roxas eyes widened as the words left the blond's lips then widened even further as the said blond thrust his hips a little causing Roxas to bob once into the air.

Heat rushed to his face as he made a dive to the left in a quick route to get off the body beneath him. Hands shot out and grabbed his hips, disrupting his attempt at escape. Seifer sat up and pulled the other teen's chest flush against his. Their cheeks brushing as Roxas tried to gain balance. The touch made the blond skater's face burned red. He turned his head to tell the blond to fuck off when his nose brushed the others.

He stared into mischievous green eyes for a few slow motion seconds. Roxas then scrambled backwards, falling off Seifer's lap in his attempts to get away. His right hand slipped sending his head crashing into the metal bar. He hissed in pain and clutched the back of his head as Seifer broke out laughing. The dull throbbing that had invaded his mind before slowly seeped back into his brain. The blond groaned in pain, his head sagging in defeat as the pain invaded. Seifer stood, brushing off his clothes and smirking at the sight of someone hurt.

"So what really happened?" Olette asked quickly stepping in front of Hayner before he could start making any stupid remarks.

"Hell if I know. Wonder boy over there had a panic attack or something. Over dose on Kitten Crack or something else illegal." Seifer replied jerking his head towards the mentioned teen.

"Panic attack?" Hayner questioned disbelieving, glaring at Seifer as Olette turned her attention to Roxas.

"Well Roxas what happened?" She asked, a look of concern creeping into her features as she watched the blond continue to rub the back of his head.

"I don't know. Umm... I woke up and.... everything was fuzzy... but, I could tell there was someone hovering over me... I tried to jump up and some how ended up on the floor, at least I thought it was the floor." Roxas explained, rubbing his temples as the memory of the pain come back to him.

"What the hell where you hovering for?!" Hayner demanded crossing his arms over his chest and turning to glare at the tallest one there.

"Hovering? I'm sorry, but I don't do hovering." Seifer said leaning against the wall nearest him.

"Oh really? Then what where you doing?" Hayner asked through gritted teeth an unpleasant scowl appearing on his face. Seifer gave him a long calculating look before smirking smugly, the kind of smirk that says, "Mmmmm, I just ate someone else's cake, yay free cake!".

"I was bored." He stated glancing to his glove that lay discarded on the floor. Damn, should have pick that up earlier, he thought.

"Bored." Hayner stated doubtfully while lifting his left eyebrow.

"Well yes, and when your bored you tend to get hungry. And when your hungry you tend to eat." The disciplinary comity leader explained with a shrug and innocent look.

"Oh My God! You where going to eat Roxas?!?!"

"What? No! The kids got chocolate you sick freak!"

"....Oh..."

"I knew you where on crack, not kitten crack, just plain out crack." Seifer said resting his head against the wall and staring up at the ceiling with an expression that said "God help us all." Hayner shot a glare of doom towards the annoying blond before turning to his best friend.

"Well?" He asked Roxas who had now switched from rubbing the back of his head to his temples. With all the yelling he was starting to get a headache again. "Roxas?"

"Wha?" Roxas questioned, looking up from the glove he had been trying to burn a hole through with wished glared of incineration.

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"Do you have chocolate?" Olette asked politely smiling at his disorientation.

"Umm, yeah I bought it this morning." He said reaching for his pocket to retrieve the sweet. His hand met the nothingness of an empty pocket.

"Wha?" He looking down at his empty pocket before looking back at the couch for any sign of his chocolate bar.

There was a crinkling sound from the opposite side of the room. Everyone turned to watch as Seifer brought the candy bar up to his mouth and bit off a chunk . He purposely avoided looking at any of the other occupants of the room, pretending they weren't there to just piss them off.

"Seifer." Roxas growled glaring at the man opposite him.

"Huh?" Seifer let out, acting as though he just noticed people where in the room.

"Seifer." Roxas said demandingly while sticking his hand out, causing said man to smirk.

"Yeah. What is it kitten?" He asked letting his wrist go limp just before he took another bite.

"Seifer...Gi-"

"Nope. Tough luck kitty."

"Give it back, damn it!" The smaller blond yelled before he charged at the other teen. Seifer swiftly jerked the chocolate out of the blond's reach.

"Woah! Chill pussy cat." Seifer grinned still holding the candy above his head. "Down. Kitty Down. Aren't you a feisty one. No claws now." He chuckled as he watched Roxas jump up and down in the failed attempt to retrieve the sweet.

"Damn it Seifer!" Roxas cursed while Seifer held the candy even higher. The smaller blond stopped jumping as Seifer laughed. He bunched his right hand into a fist and slammed it into Seifer's stomach. The blond gripped his stomach gasping for air as Roxas ripped the candy bar out of his hand. The trouble maker coughed several times, his lungs burning, while glaring at the abusive teen.

"Cheat." Seifer huffed smirking and leaning against the wall. Roxas backed away from him grinning triumphantly before stopping in front of his best friend. Breaking the candy bar into pieces, he handed a piece to everyone, except for Seifer. All the while being glared at by the tall blond still clutching his stomach.

"Tch. Mr. Hero..." Seifer muttered as everyone thanked Roxas for the candy

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"Can we go now?" Roxas asked crumbling up the wrapper and throwing it behind him as he followed his friends out. Seifer took a step back when the crumpled trash hit him in the head. He scowled and stepped on the offending paper grinding it into the floor before following the group.

It took them several uneventful minutes to reach the hole leading to the mansion. Pieces of the wall crumbled to the ground as Roxas placed his hand on the edge of the opening. Seifer walked past him while the others lingered several feet away from the entrance, not quite willing to travel inside.

"What? Don't tell me your scared." He taunted turning around to face the group, folding his arms. Roxas raised his eyebrow while the rest of the group exchanged glances with each other. Roxas walked unperturbed past Seifer and into the dark forest, never once looking back. A small smile graced Seifer's face at the teen's attitude, defiant as always. The blond followed after Roxas, with the group slowly bringing up the rear.

They arrived at the entrance of the mansion. The tall gate standing ominously in front of them. Its delicate design casting intricate shadows on the ground and across their faces. Roxas stared up at the mansion that was covered with dark vines that curled and winded up the weather stained bricks.

"Spooky." Warm air caressed his right ear sending a small shiver down his spine. He moved his head slightly to the left, catching a glimpse of blond hair. Seifer, he thought, narrowing his eyes. Said man was hovering, yes hovering, by his right side. Roxas rolled his eyes and turned his head away.

"Umm. Guys.... How are we suppose to get in?" Olette asked from where she was clutching Hayner's arm.

"Thats a good question. I heard the place was all locked up because people would sneak in and do stupid things." Pence supplied looking doubtfully up at the mansion.

"Oh come on! Since when is anything completely sealed off. Not with that moron running our town. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if we could just push the gates open." Seifer said walking up to the gates and peering at the rusty chains. Roxas raised his eyebrow at Seifer as the older blond shook the gates in annoyance causing them to screech and billow dust upon them. Roxas began to laugh when Seifer pulled his rust covered hands away and looked at them with disgust.

"Well lets see you try it." Seifer scowled at the laughing teen while attempting to transfer the rust from his hands to his pants.

"Its obvious that its not going to open Seifer. Look at it." Roxas laughed walking to stand beside Seifer. "It looks like its rusted that way forever." He reached out a hand and poked the large rusted lock with a finger to emphasize his point.

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A loud cracking sound filled the air. Seconds later the lock fell to the ground with the clinking of chains. Roxas stared at the lock with a look of astonishment. No way in hell a simple poke had broke that rusted up piece of shit, he thought nudging it with his foot.

"Way to go Roxas!" Seifer yelled slapping the blond on the back. "Of course I loosened it up... a lot." He laughed and hit Roxas on the back a few more times before moving past him. He raised his foot and kicked hard on one of the gates. The gate vibrated and showered them with dust again as it moved a few several inches before the rust prevented it from moving farther.

"Well I believe we now have a way in. Right Mr. Its-Impossible?" Seifer asked turning around to face Pence who just looked at the ground. "Right." He answered himself, turning around and slipping through the gate.

"Last one there's a chicken wuss. If its Roxas hes a pussy." Seifer challenged walking swiftly up the path to the double doors. There where over grown bushes on either side of them creating a very narrow path way. Wind rustled the leaves sending flickers of shadow onto the two blonds as Roxas slipped into the yard to chase after Seifer. In places the bushes grew close to the path branches reached out to obscure the path closing in on the venturers.

The older male took off running when he heard Roxas' approaching footsteps. They raced up the path knocking stray branches out of their way. In the background they heard Olette's voice telling them to wait up. Roxas ignored her in favor of pushing Seifer into the nearest bush and dashing ahead of him.

"Hell no!" Seifer yelled bouncing off of the bush, small cuts forming on his arm from the branches before he charged after Roxas. Said blond ran laughing with Seifer on his tail. He could hear the other male closing in on him as the door continued to get closer.

He felt fingertips brush his back as Roxas slammed into the door, which shuddered but held fast against his weight. A split second later Seifer collided with Roxas' back. The sound of cracking wood and snapping metal met their ears as the doors gave way.

Roxas went flying forward as the doors burst open. He reached out to catch himself and grabbed the right door that was hanging on with only its bottom hinges. After grabbing it with his right he reached for it with his left hand to get better grip, twisting in the air. Half a second later Seifer's feet, in an attempt to regain balance, mixed up with his causing him to fall backwards. Seifer grabbed at the same door as he lost his balance again. The bottom hinges snapped with a loud metallic sound. The door fell with a thud bringing the two boys with it.

Roxas back collided with the ground. The air left his chest in a painful constriction causing him to gasp, only to have the air knocked out second time as something crashed onto him. Seifer's head smashed into Roxas' which caused the older blond to let out a string of curse words as pain shot through his nose. The younger blond gasped for breath while Seifer pressed his face into Roxas' chest, trying to stave off the pain coursing though his face.

"Fuck. Shit. Ow. Fuck." Seifer groaned rubbing his face into Roxas's heaving chest. Roxas had a coughing fit now that he had the right amount of air in his lungs to allow him to do so.

"Fuck. I think its broken." The older teen said clenching his hands in the material of Roxas' shirt.

"Pussy." Roxas coughed with little laughs mixed into it.

"Shut up!" Seifer countered jerking his head up to glare at Roxas' face. Dust settled around them as they had a glaring contest. The light from a window on the back wall cast a stream of light onto them. The light caused Roxas' hair to have a golden sheen. Seifer's brows furrowed as he watched Roxas' eyes shift in his laughter. Roxas's eyes... they're, really blue, Seifer thought admiring the way the light played on the shiny surface. He felt it again. Staring into the others eyes. That feeling he got every time he was around Roxas. That strange feeling in his stomach that got his adrenalin pumping and made him want to do... something. If only he knew what the fuck that something was.

"Your eyes are really interesting Roxas. They make me want to... make your life hell." Seifer whispered while staring into the endless depth of sky Roxas' eyes created, moving to hover directly above the others face. Seifer stared down at Roxas.

Roxas blinked breaking the connection between them. The smaller blond unconsciously licked his lips as he tried to process what the other had said. 'Okay, he compliments me then say he wants me to live in hell.' Roxas thought. 'What the fuck, he calls me insane.'

Seifer's attention was diverted as the movement of the blond's tongue caught it. His eyes rested on red parted lips as the blond still tried to breath. The feeling in his stomach intensified. A feeling that said "Do something insane!" coursed through his body.

"I think you hit your head a little to hard, Seifer." Roxas said grinning up at the male on top of him. Seifer never noticed it before, but, Roxas' smiles where fucking adorable. Wait. What the hell. Okay... he did something insane. Just the thought was verging insanity. Seifer broke into a fit of uncontrollable laughter. He clutched at his sides as the laughter ripped through him, his hair brushing the others chest. Roxas lifted himself up a little, using his elbows as a prop, and raised an eyebrow.

"Now I know you hit your head to hard." Roxas said smiling a little as Seifer continued to laugh his ass off for several more seconds. Then Seifer placed a hand on Roxas' shoulder and shoved him back against the ground. He stopped laughing, shifting his weight until he hovered a few inches above Roxas' face.

"Are you saying I'm insane, Roxas?" Seifer demanded a small smirk making its way onto his face, a mischievous glint shining in his eyes.

"Che. You where already insane to begin with."

"Oh really?" Seifer ventured, lowering his face closer to Roxas', his smirk widening the closer he got. "How so?"

"Well... Umm..." Roxas began, trying to come up with something good. 'What the fuck.' he thought watching as Seifer chuckled and leaned down farther. Their noses brushed slightly from the close proximity.

"What are you doing?" Roxas asked as Seifer almost tenderly placed his forehead against his own, the green eyes going blurry from the proximity.

"Fucking with your mind." Seifer replied with what was almost a seductive tone.

"See your in-fucking-sane." Roxas stated as though it was a proven fact. Roxas moved his head slightly as he talked accidentally making their noses brush again.

"Good" Seifer said his mind being sucked into Roxas' eyes again, his insides doing the strange dance. Seifer leaned in closer ghosting his lips over Roxas' parted ones, all the while keeping his eyes trained on the others expression. The younger one's eyes widened as he felt a soft brush against his lips and his stomach twisted.

"Roxas! Seifer! Are you guys alright?!" Then it was broken. Olette's voice echoed in the distance swiftly growing closer.

"Roxas better be alright Seifer or your dead!" Hayner called still behind the area of bushes that where to narrow to walk through, let alone see.

"They're such nannies." Seifer whispered letting his cheek slid against Roxas' before landing his forehead on the other's shoulder.

"They think your insane too, you need to be babysat." Roxas added casually, still having no idea what the hell just happened, he knew Seifer was messing with his mind, but did he have to fuck with it so badly. After pausing for a few seconds, he busted up laughing, he was screwed. The laughter caused the older male to lift his head and glare at him. A second later Roxas saw a flash of yellow and glanced over Seifer's shoulder to see Hayner bursting through the narrow bushes.

Roxas grinned mischievously at Seifer as Hayner burst into yelling, this was going to be fun.

"You fucking pedophile! What the hell do you think your doing?!" Rushed foots steps as Seifer sat up. "Ahhhhh!" was heard as Hayner launched himself at the blond straddling Roxas. Seifer was turning his head towards the sound when he was bowled over and a wrestling match commenced. Fists and legs went flying left and right as they rolled around the floor. Roxas quickly rolled away from the pair as two pairs of legs threatened his life.

Hayner rolled them over, gaining the advantage of being on top. He aimed for Seifer's head with his right clenched fist. Seifer blocked by grabbing the closed fist with his left hand. The older blond's right hand shot out to grab Hayner's right bicep. He pushed the other's arm to the left while pulling the connected fist to the right causing Hayner's balance to shift to the right. He then used his left side to buck Hayner onto the ground. He then pounced on the teen pinning his hands and legs to the ground.

He his grip on Hayner's hands tightened as the boy thrashed about. He switched his grip of the boys hands to one of his own leaving one of his own limbs free. He smirked down at the teen beneath him. He smirked for a few seconds before punching him solidly in the face causing Hayner to stop struggling as the teen's vision blackened.

"What wrong Hayner? Is this not where you belong?" Seifer mocked increasing his weight against Hayner. "Beneath me." The smirk slipped into a look of disdain. "You are nothing compaired to me. You're as threatening to me as a pebble in the center of my path. I can either step over you or kick you out of my way, but you will never over come me. Do you understand that?" Hayner just blinked up at him. "Do you understand?!" Seifer yelled grabbing a handful of the other's hair and yanking painfully. Hayner let out a noise of pain causing the older blond to smirk again.

"Seifer thats enough!" Roxas demanded walking closer to the pair. Seifer's attention shifted from one blond to the other. They stared at each other for a long moment. The only sound being Hayner's breathing.

"Che. Fine." Seifer finally said breaking the long silence. He gave one last look of disgust before forcfully letting Hayner's hair go causing the teen's head to hit the ground. He stood up and and stepped over the teen as if he were nothing but the scenery.

"Lets get this shit over with, I'm bored already." Seifer complained walking towards the decreptit old stairs.

"Bi-polar much?" Roxas asked walking after Seifer as Pence helped Hayner up with a smart comment of "You asked for it."

"I'm insane remember?" Seifer replied not even turning around as he started up the stairs. Hayner ripped his arm out of Pence's hand and stormed over to Roxas.

"What the hell were you two doing?" He demanded grabbing Roxas' shoulder and roughly spinning his around.

"We were racing and we fell, Hayner. We didn't do anything." Roxas explained to his angry friends face.

"Yeah right. So "nothing" has him doing exactly what you want." Hayner responded his grip tightening on the other's shoulder.

"Hayner!" Roxas said ripping his arm out of his hand. "Seifer has never listened to me let alone enacting what ever I want him to do. So why the hell would he start now?"

"Thats what I want to know." Hayner accused a look of disgust etched into his face as he stomped after the older blond.

"Hayner we didn't do anything! Hayner!" Roxas yelled at his friends retreating back. "You know what fuck you Hayner! I cant believe you don't know me well enough to know I'm not fucking gay!"

"Thats what you say!" Hayner yelled back.

Ze end. Of le chapter. Not the story sillies. Hopes you like. Sounds a little dramatic at that end there but meh. It happens. Reviews are enjoyed. :D