As Kai headed into the café he began to hum a tune as he marched up to the serving line. Upon arriving he met his good friend and long time partner Rei. Upon seeing Kai Rei looked down " what's wrong Rei?" Asked Kai in his old voice. "Well Kai Prune Lady is at it again." Kai sighed, he knew all about the cantankerous old woman. Prune Lady was the meanest of the 3 cooks; she was all muscle, which was odd since she was at least 69 years old. Her arms were very large and she had enough strength in those arms to crush bones with minimal effort.
On her arm was a small tattoo, which was of a heart with a small ribbon on it stating mom in tiny black letters. Kai wanting to show off walked up to the cook and looked her in the eye and stated in a curious tone " prunes please?" suddenly all the occupants in the café gasped at what he said. Hell, they didn't call her the human monster for nothing! At the speaking of this word something in her head snapped.
Before Kai was able to do a thing she snatched him up by the throat and held him eye level with her. "You DARE say that word?" she questioned in a threatening growl. Kai just looked at her, he knew what was coming next and shut his eyes. Prune lady took in a huge breath of air and before Kai knew what hit him she was screaming at him. Her neck stretched out and veins popped out all over her face and oversized nose. Her eyes popped out of her head and glowed with fire as her false teeth levitated between her open jaws.
Kai didn't know what hit him. When it was over he was nothing but a brain, eyes, and spine. All he said was one word "ouch" in a monotone voice.
Kai looked down, he noticed all the old folks were staring at him. He was the only person in Shady Oaks that got on Prune Lady's nerves more than anybody.
He decided to go watch television. Heck, he was not even hungry anymore…. and so he went, grumbling all the way.
I hope you have enjoyed the story so far I am working on chapter 3 as of now anyway R&R!