I've decided to turn this into a three-shot. It just seemed right to me. Oh, and just for future reference, I've made this so that the Uchiha clan wasn't murdered. You'll see why I did that in the next, and final, chapter. Now, read! And review. Please? I need to know what I'm doing wrong...

Hinata Hyuga, the goody-two-shoes, was being scolded by her one-and-only older cousin, Neji. Why, you ask? Well, it's a long story...

Hinata was irritated. No, in fact, she was furious. Sasuke Uchiha was a kiss stealer. First her precious Naruto-kun, and now her. In her opinion, this had gone too far. So what was she going to do about it? Why, steal one of his kisses, of course.

She considered her options. She could get one of his fangirls, but they would be too noisy. That meant Sakura and Ino were out of the question. She wasn't even going to ask a guy to do it, so that leaves... Tenten, and the Hyuga heiress herself.

And so, the quest begins...

First, she went to Tenten to see if there was a possible chance that she could get someone else to do the actual kissing. Unfortunately, Team Gai was out on a mission. 'On the bright side,' she thought, 'at least Neji-nii-san won't be able to catch me..' She had no idea how wrong she was.

Hinata felt horrible. Here she was, acting like a stalker-fangirl toward Sasuke Uchiha. As if he didn't have enough. But, she had already gotten this far, and she wasn't going back. Now how to sneak up on him without him noticing? She really should have payed more attention when they were learning how to track people back at the academy...

Uchiha Sasuke was being followed. How did he know this? Because the person following him was horrible at staying hidden. He had caught a few glances (He didn't want the person following to know he knew they were following him. If that makes any sense...), and heard a few squeals, which made it obvious that the stalker was female, but he also knew it wasn't one of his many, many fangirls. They rarely even bothered to stay hidden any more, unless of course they were stealing his personal items.

'That marks off Sakura and Ino. That leaves Panda and Hinata.' Sasuke almost smiled fondly at the memory of the tomato incident. Almost. Being an Uchiha meant the closest thing to a smile that appeared on his face was a smirk. (In public, anyway.)

At this point, Team Gai just happened to get back from their mission early. And, as usual, after spending so much time with idiots, at least by Neji's standards, the older Hyuga was starving. So, off he went to find his food-oriented cousin...

Hinata's mission was going fairly smoothly. She had managed not to get caught yet, and, as a bonus, she was finally close enough to get her revenge on the youngest Uchiha. She was so happy that she didn't even notice her older cousin walk up behind her. That is, until he asked, "What do you think you're doing?" Sasuke, thinking Neji was speaking to him, turned around, catching Hinata in the act.

Hinata was now blushing, and unable to speak. So, she did the only thing she could think of at the moment. That 'thing' would happen to be... getting her revenge. Yes, you read correctly. She kissed Sasuke right in front of her cousin.

And that's how she got into this situation. Ah, it seems like Neji is finally through with his rampage.

"Do you have anything to say for yourself?!" Neji continued glaring at both of the younger Genin. Hinata shook her head quickly, frightened by her cousin's wrath. "Good," he went on. "We're going home now," he said, making it clear that Hinata was to follow him.

Hinata mentally groaned. She knew that Neji was going to have words with her father about this. Considering Hiashi was still upset with Sasuke over the first 'incident', this wasn't going to go over well.

She stole a glance back at Sasuke, to see what his reaction was to the kiss. To her surprise, he was mouthing at her to meet him in the training grounds the next day. Hinata smirked. Their parents were in for a big surprise...

Okay, that's the second chapter up! The third should be done in about a week or so... No promises though! I'm getting kinda lazy... Ah, well. Review? (^-^) Kirby will hug you! (Oh, and please point out any errors. I try to proof-read my work, but I'm only human.) Thanks for reading!

~EG