Hi everyone,

I don't own facebook/Tolkien's work

thanks for the reviews/favourites! :)

Sorry I've stuffed up the chronological order below.. hopeless, useless writer that I am. I uploaded the last one before writing this one and some of this stuff should have gone first.

It's also confusing combining three major story arcs. For example, can they read each others' status updates? I assume they're all friends with a mythical reader but only with the others on the same story arc? *Suspend disbelief please*. maybe i'm taking this too seriously

Please RnR!

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Sam Gamgee took the "Which Lord of the Rings Character are you?" quiz on facebook.

Result: you are SAM. You are very loyal, almost too loyal some people might say!

All that forelock-tugging gets on people's nerves. For Eru's sake stop stalking Mr

Frodo and tell him to carry his own bloody bags! You are used by those you look up to and need to put your own interests first occasionally.

Sam Gamgee: I really don't get this...

Pippin Took: Yuss, stage one in escape plan successful!

Merry Brandybuck: Is there a stage two?

Pippin Took: Not yet. But I'm working on it.

Aragorn: Not lightly do the leaves of Lorien fall...

Legolas Greenleaf: Aragorn, give up on them. Those horsey guys said they must be dead. I, too, sense that they are no more.

Gimli Sonofgloin: Maybe we should check to see if they're updating their facebook accounts? No... no... we must be serious about this.

Riders of Rohan invited Orcs and Uruk-Hai to the event ATTACK

Pippin Took:is escaping in the general confusion!

Grishnakh: not if I have anything to say about it, you dirty little maggot...

Merry Brandybuck: OMG, cool! Just met an Ent!

Treebeard: Little orcs.....

Merry Brandybuck: ... and now having flashbacks to the Old Forest...

Pippin Took: It's Ok, Merry, Nobody else knows you still have Old Man Willow nightmares...

Eomer: feels really angsty

Merry Brandybuck: Unexpected Near Death Experience, number 186: Being squeezed to death by giant, sentient tree. Again. Damn this stupid Quest.

Pippin Took: this forest must be where sentient pearwood comes from!

Gimli Sonofgloin: :( poor little Hobbits...

Aragorn scored a new high score in the game "Tracking Blitz"!

Aragorn: They're alive!

Legolas Greenleaf: See, I told you they were alive! I could sense it.

Gimli Sonofgloin: beware of the trees.... that forest is full of them

Mister Frodo: Is pretty sure he's lost...

Gollum; Don't follow the lights!

Mister Frodo: SPLASH

Gollum: STUPID HOBBITSS!

Pippin Took: is hungry

Merry Brandybuck: we're surrounded by talking trees and all you can think about is your stomach?

Pippin Took: but I want something to eat...

Merry Brandybuck: Dammit, now I'M hungry.

Merry Brandybuck: HELLOOO? People are dying out there! Be useful, trees!

Gandalf is now online.

Gandalf changed his name to The White Wizard

Aragorn: Who is this white wizard?

Gimli Sonofgloin: Saruman?

Sam Gamgee: Is worried about Mr Frodo. He's too skinny.

Gollum: thinks that fat hobbit looks juicy

Smeagol: NO! BAD Gollum. Fat Hobbit is friend of the Master.

Mister Frodo: grateful for these cloaks... damn useful in my opinion.

JRR Tolkien: is spinning in his grave...