Disclaimer-I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER!!!
This should be a very interesting chapter...and if I get the names wrong on some of the professors please tell me so I can change it! Please R&R!!! And no flames please I am currently writing a story for that purpose...
Harry Potter and the Texan?
Harry woke up to see Hedwig sitting on his stomach. Harry yelled in surprise. But then he got over it and sat up. He removed the letter attached to Hedwig and opened it.
I'm so glad I'm in all of my classes with you! Do you know if Malfoy is in any of our classes? Because I want to kill him! Oh and just a reminder for you and your friend. DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY ACCENT OR YOU'LL BE FACING ME!!!!! But anyways you have to show me around ok? At least until I can find my way around myself... But anyway have a good day!
-Samantha
p.s. I think our owls get along pretty well don't you think?
Harry looked up and then saw two owls instead of just Hedwig. The other owl was a pretty beige color. Harry petted it and it cooed with enjoyment. Hedwig started to peck at Harry so she could get some attention as well.
Harry got out of bed and was getting dressed when Samantha walked into the room. "Don't mind me." She said as she looked away so Harry could get dressed. Harry finished and walked over to Samantha. "So how was your first night at Hogwarts?" Harry asked Sam as they started to walk down to the Great Hall. "It was ok I guess. Hermione is really nice. She told me about all the teachers. She said I really have to look out for Professor Snape. Is that true?" Sam asked as she caught Harry's eyes then turned her head back to the ground. "Yes Snape's pure evil I hate him." Said Harry angrily. "He has something to do with your parents right?" Sam asked. "How did you know?" asked Harry curiously. "Oh, I can read minds." Sam said normally as she kept on walking while Harry fell behind. "WHAT?!?!?" Harry yelled, as Sam replied, "No you moron I can't read minds. But I can look like a dementor and scare the crap out of anyone I want. It took a lot of practice but I finally got it." Harry noticed Sam holding something in her hands. "What's that?" Harry asked as he pointed to Sam's fingers. "Coke." She replied simply. "What's coke?" Harry asked curiously as Sam stopped in her tracks and turned towards Harry. "You've never heard of Coke before!?!?! What is the world coming to?!?!?!? I'll let you have some during breakfast." Sam said as they reached the Great Hall. "Ok where do we sit?" Sam asked as she followed Harry to where Hermione and Ron where already seated.
Sam and Harry sat down. Sam pulled almost everything onto her plate. And she pulled her coke can out from under her robe and set it in front of herself. She reached her hand towards the can and opened it. It cracked and there was silence in the Great Hall. Sam's eyes went big as she felt the eyes of all of Hogwart's upon her. "Sorry?" she said as everyone went back to his or her meal. Sam picked up Harry's empty goblet and poured some coke into it. Harry stared at it. "Go on drink it while it's still fizzy." Sam encouraged as Harry picked it up and gulped it down. "Wow! That's good!" Harry said to Sam. "Isn't it though?" Sam replied as she got Hermione and Ron to try some too. They both thought it was good but then they had to go to class. "If you think it was good wait till you see the side effects!" Sam called after Ron and Hermione. Harry gulped. The first class they went to was Transfiguration. "Oh I love transfiguration!" Sam said happily. Harry and Sam walked into the classroom together and found some seats beside each other. "Oh look it's Potter and his girlfriend!" Malfoy yelled and then laughed like a maniac. "Maybe one day we'll get lucky and he'll choke." Harry whispered to Sam. "I am NOT his girlfriend!!!!!" Sam yelled as she plunged for Malfoy. She punched him and left him screaming as she walked back to her seat. Crabbe and Goyle started to go after her but she kicked them and they went flying. "I have 10 years of Tae Kwon Do to thank for that one." Sam said as she sat down beside Harry.
"Oh dear. Malfoy you keep getting into trouble! What is happening?" Professor McGonagall said as she lifted Malfoy Crabbe and Goyle to their feet and sent them to the hospital wing. "Who did this?" Professor McGonagall said angrily. All The Slytherins pointed to Sam but she made an angel face and the professor said, "Now, Now she couldn't have possibly done it. But first Samantha tell us something about yourself." "Well I don't like funeral homes they remind me of dead people." Samantha said. Everyone in the room burst out laughing. "What?!?!" Samantha yelled as her face turned red.
"I think the coke is starting to kick in." Samantha whispered to Harry who was bouncing in his seat.
Professor McGonagall passed out frogs for everyone to turn into cats. When Sam and Harry got theirs they both were now bouncing up and down in their seats. The professor gave them their instructions and Sam immediately went to work "Crucio!" she yelled insanely as her frog curled up into a ball and started to roll around on her desk. Professor McGonogall went still as she heard Sam say that word. So did the rest of the class as Sam was still laughing insanely making her frog croak in pain. She muttered something else and then before the professor could reach her desk her frog exploded right in Professor McGonagall's face. "Oops." Sam whispered. "This is your only warning! Since this is your first year at Hogwart's I'll let it go by this time but again and you're going to Dumbledore!!!" Samantha immediately shut up.
Before they knew it class was over and they were heading to potions. Harry's least favorite class. "So potions." Said Sam while looking down at her schedule. "More like poisons." Said Harry unhappily. "I can't believe I went insane during my first day of school!!! I have ADHD so I guess that AND coke made me go completely insane. Plus I didn't take my medicine... And don't get any ideas because not ALL people from Texas are like me. But whatever..." said Sam. Harry and Sam entered the class and saw Hermione and Ron over at the back of the room. "Hi!" Sam said cheerfully as she walked over and sat beside Hermione. Harry sat down beside Ron and then Snape entered the room. Sam burst out laughing because she Snape looked extremely funny to her (don't ask why). Snape walked over to her. Sam immediately straightened up and tried not to laugh. "And what is so funny Miss Covile?" Asked Snape trying to keep his cool. "Your FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!" Samantha yelled as she burst out laughing. Snape went into a rage. "Well you think my face is funny?!?! Your accent is the stupidest thing I've ever heard!!!!" Snape said as he grabbed her face in his hand. He held her face tight. He starred into her eyes so he didn't notice the fist coming straight towards him. "Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Snape yelled so loud the whole school could probably hear. "That's what you get for makin' fun of my accent!!!!!!" Sam screamed in Snape's face. One of the Slytherins ran towards Snape and muttered something and Snape stopped screaming. "You!!! You!! Are going to the headmaster!!!!!!!!!" Snape spat at Sam who looked terrified at the word headmaster. Sam ran screaming from the room. "Not the headmaster!!! Anything but that!" She yelled as Snape ran after her.
All of the class ran outside to watch. They all saw Samantha chained to a wall yelling, "I won't go! I won't!" Snape desperately tried to get her unchained but she had jinxed the chains so that only she could undo them. "No matter what you do, you are going to Dumbledore!!!" Snape yelled at her. "Oh ." Samantha whispered under her breath as Snape removed the wall she was attached too. "NOOOOOO NOT THE HEADMASTER!!!!!!" Sam yelled as Snape levitated the wall away towards Dumbledore's office.
"She's dead now." Said Ron as they watched Sam get carried away. "Yup." Harry responded.
End of Chapter!!!!!!
WEEEEE!!!!! I'm hyper!!!!!! Next chapter Sam finds out there is no band so she makes one herself (with a little help from Hermione). Please review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!