Thaxs ppl for revewing! Dnt worry the characters will b in soon that u requested -eyes dart evily around the room- (yay kaitlin 4 reviewing for me, im deicating dis one TOO YOU! Cya at school on Monday) I honestly DID NOT know there was another Kingdom Hearts Idol. Hey, I see it as a challenge so It will make me write beta (hopefully anyhw..) and I dont own da characters and song
Disclaimer: I don't own FF or KH or 'Im to sexy'
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(Theme music plays, crowd jumping up and down yelling while the host stands on stage)
Host: Hey people welcome to tonights show! Did cha miss me? Well any way, let me introduce our lovely judges, Barret! (Barret pumps arm into the air) Rinoa! (Blushs and waves at crowd) And random guy!
Simon: I have a name you know...
Barret: Well thats just to bad!
Rinoa: Jeez clam down. Your grumpy coz he snobbed you arn't you?
Barret: Nope... (talks to her chest)
Rinoa: Oh my god stop talking to my boobs!
Host: Ummmm ad break people? (Screen shows a few ads and then comes back to Idol, with a very grumpy Rinoa and a Red-Faced Barret)
Host: Hi and welcome back. It is time for our first contestent, CLOUD STRIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (fangirls start jumping up and down, Cloud walks to the center of the stage)
Host: So what will you be singing today?
Cloud: (mumbles)
Host: Pardon?
Cloud: Imtosexy...
Host: Ok here you go folks! Cloud Strife singing... Something!
(Lights flash and Cloud stands in the middle of the stage. Music starts to play 'Im to Sexy')
Cloud:
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my
love
Love's going to leave me
(Fan girls start to swoon. Random Fangirl throws a red g-sting which lands on one of Clouds spikes in his hair)
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for
my shirt
So sexy it hurts
(Cloud takes off his shirt and swings it around his finger, and then throws it at Leon with a suggestive wink. Leon blushes)
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for
Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy
for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I
mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the
catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
(Starts doing the cat walk strutt with the red g-string still on his blonde spikes, shirtless)
I'm too sexy for my
car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too
sexy for my hat what do you think about that
I'm a model you know what I
mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the
catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
(Cloud shakes his ass at the crowd, in his tight leather pants. Half the crowd faints or drools. A red lacy bra nearly lands on clouds hair but it misses, landing on Tifa instead)
I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
'Cos I'm a model you know what I
mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the
catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for
my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my
love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
(Clouds starts to dirty dance. Rest of the crowd faints with happiness)
And I'm too sexy for this song
(Cloud poses as the music stops. Only people clapping are Barret, Simon, the contestents (besides Yuffie, Tifa, and Leon) and the host as everyone has fainted from Clouds sexy moves. Rinoa is passed out at the judges table drool dribbling out of her mouth while Leon is daydreaming while wearing Clouds shirt and seems to have a large bulge in his pants)
Host: Wow thats a first. You managed to make everyone in the crowd pass out. Even the men...
Cloud: '...'
Host: So judges, what do you think?
Barret: It was the shiz
Rinoa: 'ZzZzZzZzZz'
Simon: You managed to wow the crowd, but you didn't wow me.
(Crowd who have started to get over their daze start booing and hissing. A tomato splats Simon square on the middle of his head)
Barret: He's better than you are you F$!& wit (crowd nodd in agreement)
Rinoa: 'ZzZzZzZzZz'
Simon: (pulls finger)
Barret: (Starts shooting him with his gun)
Host: (shouts over fighting) OK FOLKS, SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CLOUD STRIFE?
(Crowd scream and throw more stuff at Cloud. Cloud ends up with 3 bras and 1 g-string again in his hair)
Host: WELL THATS ALL WE HAVE TIME FOR FOLKS! TILL NEXT TIME
(End credits theme song plays, credits play. Screen goes blank)
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Woooo I like this one. I don't own anything in this story etc. CLOUD IS SEXI!!!!