Disclaimer: Naruto es not mine. Story is... sorry if the plot isn't very original, but it kind of is... But I wrote this all so, applaud... doooo iiit and sorry if Naruto is out of character (OOC) I can't make him seem act correctly... Lawl tell me if you see mistakes, I didn't proof-read... it's too long
Chapter 1
"Hey kid, you got your papers?" A small wash of shock filtered upon his tan profile. It wasn't so much the question itself, considering the recent irritation between some of the hidden villages, but the fact that this was the Hidden Village of Grass. Being such a small village it was often overlooked as a threat but it was usually caught in the crossfire if there was war between the larger villages. And in retrospect being small as a reason would suffice (as a reason,) being as it would be beneficial to any other waring village as a secondary base, closer to enemy territory.
"Well?" The other guard asked, giving the blond a stern, irritated look. Both men sat at a booth near the gate watching him carefully. One was topped with side-swept brown hair with a friendly smile slapped upon his pale skin and his green eyes sparkling, he had been the first man to speak. The other had longer, straighter dark brown, nearly black, shoulder length hair and a serious frown graced his tan creamy skin to go along with his stern brown eyes, he was the second to speak.
A jolt of awareness shook through Naruto's body as he escaped his thoughts. "Hehe, sorry..." He trailed off as a hand went to scratch the back of his head while his face displayed a cute blush and wry smile from embarrassment. "I have them right here," Reaching into his pack to deliver the parchment.
The light brunette leaned forward to receive the papers as the dark haired man began studying the blond. His eyes trailed over the simple outfit, a pale orange shirt with a red swirl on the front accompanied by a plain pair of cream shorts, trying to determine the threat level of this boy if he were to attack.
"You're the kid coming from Konoha?" The words broke through the odd tension like a rock through a window and both brown and blue eyes focused on the guard holding the papers.
"Yup, that's me!" Naruto spoke with an enthusiastic smile.
"I thought you were going to arrive, I don't know, five days ago. You're a ninja right?" Concern seemed to creep into his green eyes as he gazed at the boy in front of him.
"Eh hehe.." Again a look of embarrassment swept across his round face. "Well I didn't think it was all that important to rush.." His voice trailed off into the cool zephyr. (AN: Haha I used zephyr, applaud.)
"Oh, it's fine, I was just worried you might have ran into trouble. I wasn't scolding you or anything." He gave a warm smile as a warm silence enveloped them.
"Hey," Blue eyes jumped to the dark haired man, the source of the harsh, deep voice. Grinning his well practiced grin, Naruto hid all his unnecessary anxiety from the intimidating figure of the guard. "What's with the fox?"
A fox? Naruto's eyes widened as he quickly shot a frantic glance toward his feet, searching for the animal. An irritated scowl graced his downcast face, sure enough sitting innocently next to his right foot was a small, red fox. A second passed as the guards awaited an answer, apparently unaware of the previous uneasiness and agitation emitted from the blond. Smiling a sweet, nervous smile, Naruto bent down to retrieve the animal and cradle him in his tanned arms.
"This?" He said while forcefully thrusting the red creature closer to them. "This is my pet fox." Because they'll totally buy that (sarcasm.) Thought the blond as he began a streaming cusses inwardly, while trying to hold his face in the smiling state.
"Aww, he's cute." The green eyed man reached out to pat the fluffy animal. "Does he have a name?" He asked, proceeding to massage the top of the fox's head, in between his ears.
A name? "Uh, yeah of course he does... it's uh..," his mind whorled creating a blur, unable to grasp a single suitable name. "Uh..," both green and brown eyes seemed to be boring holes into his body. "Teme!" The green eyed man's hand fell from the red fur into the strange silence.
The shinobi gave each other an amused glance, while the light haired brunette snickered a bit trying to hide his mocking smile behind his hand (for the sake of decreasing the humiliation for Naruto,) though only succeeding in amplifying the embarrassment for our blond. "Teme?" A deep blush fell over his tanned cheeks.
"Yep, his name is Teme..." Each word struggled and strained to escape through his mouth and his blue eyes glazed, blankly staring at the red fur of the fox. He had just given this fox the pet name for his cheating boyfriend, awkward silence was expected. An uncomfortable chuckle escaped between his pink lips.
"Well, okay..." The words hung in the air, ringing in their ears, it didn't matter who said them, though if it had finding which person would have been impossible as the voice seemed to fade and each one of them seemed to be trapped in a blurring bubble.
Wriggling and whining the fox pulled Naruto from the odd out of body feeling. "Ah, well I should go..." He spoke with a soft, embarrassed voice, as if trying to hide from the two while stepping forward to receive his papers that lay on the counter and slowly inching toward the village within the walls the small fox cradled in his arms.
"Oh, yeah... of course. I hope you like it here," The friendly man smiled and waved at the withdrawing blond, as the other gave an amused smirk.
A sigh accompanied his defeated face as he made his way through the multitude of buildings. Each structure wasn't very large, a medium size, in was a cute village, nothing too huge like Konoha, though not as small as a normal village (meaning a non-ninja village.)
Swinging his backpack around his right shoulder (after setting the fox down) he slid his papers in, taking out a smaller slip of paper in the process. Taking a glance at the paper, he began to make his way toward a larger four story building, an apartment complex, while the little red animal followed him energetically.
Entering the complex wasn't anything special. The walls of the lobby were a standard white with a few framed pictures as decorations, the furniture had creamy white cushions and dark wooden frames with coffee tables to match. Fancy lamps stood on the few counters and tables, the lobby itself was rather large, though it was rather comfortable with large windows to shed light and give a beautiful view of the garden and the scattered potted plants.
Naruto made his way up to the receptionist, who was diligently writing some sort of script behind a White Oak counter. Her hair up in a messy brown bun with a few strands hanging upon the neck of her white button up blouse and her bangs which fell lightly upon her tanned skin. Her glistening brown eyes shot up from her work to meet his blue ones.
"Hello, are you Naruto?" She spoke with practiced politeness after studying him for a moment. A nod was her answer. "So you're from Konoha, I have some friends who live there..." Turning she grabbed one of the many keys from behind her as she continued making friendly conversation, not minding the one sidedness of it. "But you probably don't know them, Konoha is much bigger. Here everyone pretty much knows everyone else, but I'm guessing in Konoha there are to many people for you to know all of them." Writing a quick note she stepped forward to hand him the slip and the key. "You probably already know the room and the floor, but I wrote it down anyways. Here's the key, and the apartment has already been paid for in advanced so no need to worry about the money. I hope you like it here." Giving a sweet smile she sat and began scribbling on the paper she had been working on previously.
Walking to the elevator a tender expression fell upon his face, the people here were really nice. Stepping onto the platform, after the doors opened, and the fox made it in, he clicked the button for floor four and waited. The walls of the elevator were a Honduran Mahogany and the railings were fancy looking swirls made of metal.
Elevator music filled his ears as the the floor number changed from one, to two, to three and finally four. Once the doors had opened Naruto was engulfed in a more natural light than the dimmer light of the elevator. To the right there was a white wall containing the numbered doors, while to the left was a walkway to the other side of the building and a large rectangular hole that looked down upon the lobby. The railings were made of glass, lined with metal that complemented the surrounding white floor. He walked over to the edge to gaze at the large sky like, filtering light from above. A smile washed over his face, this place was amazing.
Pushing up from his leaning position he made his way to the orderly wood doors positioned on the white wall, looking for one specifically. Doors were left, forgotten, as he searched each number until suddenly halting, as the door had been found right next to the elevator he had just exited. The number '405' was engraved on the golden plate of the apartment, as he pushed the key into the hole and unlocked the door.
"Woah!" An unrestrained grin formed on his face, his eyes twinkling. Stepping in and closing the door (after the fox was in as well,) he moved toward the creamy couch diagonally to the right of him, facing the fireplace behind that. The walls were white, the floor Hard Maple that stretched over every inch of the apartment. Directly to his right was a cream cushioned ledge in front of a convex window that overlooked the grassy land beyond the walls of the city (the walls weren't very tall to begin with.)
"Kyuu! Kyuu! This place is like three times bigger than my apartment in Konoha!" Yelling toward the red fox. Looking over at the energetic blond boy, who was bouncing happily throughout the apartment, the fox began to grow, losing his fur, ears and tail, until he was fully human. Naruto swung his head toward the man standing naked in the living room facing the door with his long, mid back length, red hair, muscular body and sharp golden eyes.
"Gyah!" The blond turned to face the wall, covering his blue eyes while reaching into his bag and throwing a pair of blue boxers over to the man. "Kyuu, you have to tell me when you change! And put on the boxers... Are you decent?" he spoke with a soft, fearful voice, cautiously glancing over his shoulder.
"Yes, you brat. I am 'dressed' now." He threw a glare at the cowering boy. "I don't see why it matters all that much, I'm using a boy's body so we're both men." He crossed his arms and raising an eyebrow, a light frown across his lips.
"But what if someone comes in! What will they think!" Looking over to Kyuubi, he gave a worried look.
"What? You're afraid that they'll think you're gay? Everyone already knows, I mean you're too cute not to be (what kind of girl wants to date a boy cuter than them?) Anyway, who would come in? No one knows you here." A mocking smirk met his lips as he saw Naruto wave off his answer to continue looking through the apartment. "Besides that, how'd (AN: apparently 'how'd' isn't actually a word/conjunction but I'm using it anyway) you score this place?" Taking a glance around.
Smiling slyly as he turned slowly to face the demon he opened his mouth to say, "I'm amazing, aren't I?" while noiselessly chuckling and eying the man with laughing eyes.
"Don't exaggerate. That old hag always did have a soft spot for you, I bet you didn't actually have to do much, I mean there isn't much you could do, having no skills and all..."
"No skills? You don't know me very well." His smile faded as his bottom lips slipped out slightly, his eyes glistened as water gathered around the rims of his eyes and his eyebrows creases to display an irresistibly cute pout over his face. "You don't like my puppy-dog face?" Taking in a quick, whimpering breathe occasionally, and speaking with a strained, sad voice he tilted his head downward to look up at the red head.
"Goddamn you!" he spoke harshly while averting his narrowed eyes to his right at the kitchen, complete with a Clear Pine table and chairs set upon the tiled floor. The white marbled counter stretched from the middle of the left wall (the wall with the entrance door on it) passed the corner following to the middle of the far wall where it was connected with the stove. To the right was a pantry and just beyond that three doors were lined up. The door on the left, the master bedroom, the middle, the bathroom (also connected with the master bedroom) and on the right was the guest room. In the center of the whole apartment was a single closet, the door facing the living room while it's other sides faced the kitchen and the bedrooms. (AN: Ahh, I'm sorry that was confusing...) "You don't have any real talents, ones that help you survive."
"But we got a free, awesome, large, furnished apartment with my skills, don't you think that counts as help in survival?" he laughed over his shoulder while hopping into the kitchen looking through each cabinet.
A frown met Kyuu's mouth, "When were you able to come up with moderately good comebacks? Usually you can't even think straight." This statement was returned with a 'Hey!' though it was successfully ignored. "For example a normal person would have been able to think of a normal name, like Aka or Kitsune (red or fox), I mean those are basically descriptions, but even Ku or Kyuu (both are the word for nine) would have sufficed, but no you chose Teme."
"W-Well I was thinking of him the most!" A saddened frown tainted his bubbly face.
"You don't know how insulted I am to have been dubbed the same name as that jerk!" He glared heatedly at the blond standing limply on the tiled floors.
"He's not that bad, really, h-he probably has a reason--a good reason-- and I mean I don't think I was meant to find out..." His voice was filled with defeat, his downcast eyes unsure and his mouth formed in the slightest frown.
"Bullshit. God Naruto, he doesn't love you, get over him. There are plenty of other people in the world." Angry and annoyed he stared at the blond.
Naruto lifted his head and turned to the refrigerator (previously) behind him whispering an angry "if only one of them didn't hate me," to himself as he rotated.
If Kyuu had been a human the words would have never graced his ears, but he wasn't, the words rang loud and clear. Opening his mouth to speak, "There's nothing in the fridge or the cabinets, we're going to have to go shopping..." only to be interrupted by the boy.
"Yeah, sure, whatever. But about what you said-"
"I already know what you're going to say," Naruto turned, once again, to spit out the angry words, "Aw, poor little Naru, you're not hated by everyone, I would know because I didn't go through beatings all through my childhood and I'm not the center of their glares." His voice in a mocking, high pitched mimic, "But you know what? I don't care what you have to say, so shut up." Malice drifted the silence that endowed them, soon to dissipate into an empty, regretful one. Kyuu sat slowly on the squishy couch as Naruto walked up the few steps to the bedroom on the left, taking one glance in before turning to slap a smile on his face to yell.
"Kyuu Kyuu," His voice sounded sweet, oblivious and innocent, "I want the master bedroom. It has a large bed! Come on, look!" He walked up to the frowning red head, grabbing the slim wrist, dragging the towering man through the door, over to the queen sized bed. "I've never had a bed this big for myself." The blond sat on the bed, bouncing slightly on the comfortable mattress. "Come on sit." Reaching out he pulled the man, causing him to fall onto the cream covers, Naruto under him. Looking down at Naruto with a glare his gaze met the bubbly, smiling face before letting a faint smirk resistantly grace his mouth.
"You're such a kid." Kyuu stated as he raised himself from the fallen position to stand next to the sitting blond who now possessed a cute pout on his rounded face and study the room. On the far wall was a large window looking over the busy town, to the left of the window was a Hard Maple dresser, a mirror hanging above it on the white wall. Other than that the medium sized room was empty and the walls were blank, not counting the doors, one to Kyuu's right leading the the bathroom and the one he had entered through.
"That's mean Kyuu, I'm nearly eighteen, don't call me a kid." He deepened the pout, and attempted at giving Kyuu a stern look. It proved to be difficult, pouting while looking stern that is.
"Yeah, yeah. No matter how old you are you're still gonna be a kid." Kyuu said with a self satisfying smirk.
"But that's because you cheat. And just because you've lived for a couple millennia doesn't effect my maturity." Smug, that's the only way to describe the expression displayed on his round face.
"I wasn't saying you were a kid because of your age, I'm you're a kid 'cause you'll never mature." A fox-like grin showed his sharp canine teeth and he turned to leave the room.
"That's mean!" Naruto turned to grab a pillow to throw at the fox demon, failing to hit his target as the door closed and he was left alone. "Jerk..." His muttered voice was faintly heard through the door causing a chuckle to hang in the air.
('-') LINE BREAK ('-')
The knocks on the door echoed through the office, alerting the man at his desk. "Come in." The handle of the door twisted and swung to uncover the visitor. "Naruto...? I haven't seen you in years." The man stood walking around his desk, his white doctor coat flowing behind him. As he came to be a foot away from the boy he reached out to envelope the smaller boy in a hug. Kyuu trotted through the door over to a chair to sit beneath it (in fox form,) planning to stay quite during this reunion.
"Tana-chan!" Naruto responded, returning the embrace, off balancing the man and nearly knocking them both to the floor.
"Naru, what are you doing here? Are you just passing by or... is something wrong?" A look of worry crossed over his dark skin as he ran a worn hand through his shoulder length black hair.
The only answer given was a quiet, solemn gaze at the carpeted floor, followed by a sad smile and a "Nothing's the matter, what makes you think that?"
"Naru..?" Tanaka (that's his name) spoke, looking rather concerned by the odd behavior. A pause, a smile and a jump. "Aww, cute lil (little) Naru-chan, don't feel sad, smile~!" The elder man proceeded to tickle the boy who had fallen on his bottom and now was lying, laughing on the floor. "And don't lie to me," he gave a stern look from atop the boy "it's not nice." and a pout (a stern one) before hoisting himself up and stuck out a hand for the boy. Setting all childish smiles behind, he adjusted his glasses as he sat down again behind the desk and motioned for the blond to take a set at one of the chairs.
"So," He gave a concerned look toward the boy in front of him. "What seems to be this problem that you apparently couldn't handle in Konoha?" Threading his fingers together and perching his elbows on the wooden desk he balanced his chin on his hands to gaze into the child's eyes. Because that's all he really was, a child.
Naruto smiled, up until the tickling he had forgotten that this was Sasaki Tanaka, this man wouldn't shun him for anything he had done, he was too carefree.
The first time they had met was back when he was thirteen, traveling with Jiraiya, right when the man was introduced to him he had jumped, wrapping his arms around the small teen and dragged him through the hospital (where he works) to show all his colleges the "cute little chibi" he had "found."
"Well, it's nothing too serious," He spoke with a smile. "I'm not going to die or anything." Tanaka's face relaxed with relief. "I just didn't really want to stay in Konoha, it's a little embarrassing..." A blush grew over his tan cheeks, painting a nice pink onto his skin.
"Aw, Naru you're so cute~!" The doctor spoke in a high pitched voice, as if he were talking to a baby. The blush deepened at the statement as he look toward the floor to hide his embarrassment. "You can tell me anything embarrassing, I won't laugh~!"
"Uh, so I'm..." Naruto paused to look at the dark brown eyes. "Well, I'm pregnant." He stated as calmly as he could, his face nearly completely red, his hands playing with the end of his shirt and his eyes downcast.
The silence was deafening. (AN: one of the worst clichés ever... haha)
"B-b-but how!?" A disturbed look passed over Tanaka's face. Naruto gave the floor a peeved look. How could he have thought Tanaka would understand, that repulsion was definitely aimed toward him, he's probably disgusted, just the- "You've had sex!? With who? Why isn't he here? Have you even told him?!... D-did he leave you?" Tears had welled in his eyes by thing point. "My poor Naru, it's okay I'll always love you~! He probably left because he was so jealous of how cute you are~!" Tana jumped, nearly flying over his desk to reach Naruto and pull him into a comforting (strangling) hug, and began showering the boy with a myriad of compliments and sorrowful tears. "He wasn't good enough for you if he left you!"
"Um, Tana, he didn't leave, we're still together." All motion seemed to cease as Tana pulled away to gaze at the boys face, his face completely devoid of tears, or any indications of crying, as it was more of fake crying, for the sake of drama, than anything else.
"What? Then why are you here?" His eyes filled with curiosity, "Not that I don't want you here, you know I love your visits, well I assume I would if you had visited." Giving a rebuking frown.
"Well... uh, there are just to many complications..." Laughing nervously though trying to avoid answering the question wasn't the best plan as Tanaka can be fairly scary when necessary, as he was now, eyes gleaming dangerously, with deep concern.
"Naru-chan, you can tell me, I wouldn't tell anyone anything you don't want me to. And you are now my patient so all matters we discuss will be counted as confidential." Stepping back to give the boy room, he leaned back against the desk and looked over the kid. His hair was longer, and inch or so shorter than shoulder length, with less gravity defying spikes. His face was less rounded though he still had a cute face with large blue eyes. His body was lean, no very muscular, though there was no doubt in Tana's mind that the kid could probably kill you with just his strength. I guess I shouldn't call him cute anymore. He's more like beautiful... The thought was depressing, he took another glance at the boy who had a small thinking pout places on his smooth face. Scratch that, he's still adorable~! A muffled giggle escaped his mouth.
"Well I wouldn't normally have a problem telling Tsunade-baa-chan but... She would have to tell the council, it's not like this is something we can hide very well..." He sighed in defeat at the though of the council. It felt good to talk about this, him and Kyuu never talked about it, he knew Kyuubi already understood, or at least he hoped he did, either way he was going to hear what he had to say. "I guess the main reason is that Sasuke-- um, I mean my boyfriend-- I don't really think he would be prepared to have a child. And he has always been cold and emotionless, even to me, I don't want my child to grow up thinking that he isn't loved by his family. Who would, right? And I can't take care of a child, and I guess it just seemed logical to hide it... I just get the feeling that Sasu-- my boyfriend wouldn't want him, er, or her. Even if he did I'm afraid-- no I'm sure it would be just because my baby has the Uchiha bloodline... Not only that but what about the villagers, they'll probably think that the baby is a demon too... There are just so many things that could happen, and probably would." A deep sigh hung in the air.
Their eyes met as Naruto brought his eyes up. "So when you said Sasuke and Uchiha," Naruto looked back down at the carpet. "You mean Uchiha Sasuke, one of the last Uchiha's. Right?"
"Um... yeah?" His voice was soft and defeated. A moment passed before he looked up once again with obvious worrying sketched in his face. "You won't make me go back, will you? Just because I carrying the heir of the Uchiha clan, right?"
"No, Naru, I won't." He sighed. "I believe you have noble ambitions, and though I'm worried for you, since you're trying to do this all alone and for the child's sake, I won't tell anyone or make you do anything you don't want to. You aren't here to have an abortion I assume?"
"Of course!" Naruto looked at him with an incredulous expression plastered over his cute profile. "I can't kill the baby for some stupid thing I did, it's completely unethical!" Tanaka playfully snorted at Naru's use of the word "unethical," who would have guessed he knew the definition. "And I'm not here alone." Smiling warmly he pushed out of the chair to kneel down and pick up Kyuu. "Look, it's Kyuu." The blond stated as he thrusted the small fox into the doctors face. (AN: I don't know why but I feel like I must tell you, I'm not anti-abortion, this has to happen for the sake of the undeveloped plot.)
"Uh, Naru, that's a fox, he won't be much help... though you look very cute with him~!" He reached you to hug the petite boy, but was met with the feeling of a larger, more muscular, naked, figure. Quickly he released his grip on the man and stepped back to look over the scene, which consisted of a blushing Naru (cute~!) and some mysterious, naked, red head.
"Gyah! Kyuu, how many times do I have to tell you to at least change in a place where there aren't any people, and put on some clothes. Be glad I predicted this!" Naruto threw a spare pair of boxers at the naked man who, once receiving then, proceeded to put on the garments as Naru began to straighten his clothes while the doctor gazed curiously at them both. "Anyway, this is Kyuu. Kyuu, Tanaka." Golden eyes met brown as each gave the other a nod of acknowledgment.
"So when you call him Kyuu, you mean Kyuubi, in which you mean Kyuubi as in the Nine Tailed Fox Demon, the lord of demons." Naruto smiled cutely and gave an excited nod. "Naru..." His voice was menacing. "You're too cute for your own good~!" Pouncing forward he hugged the blond.
"So, Tana-chan," Kyuu smiled mockingly as he spoke. "Do you want to hear the details about the pregnancy? We'll need to discuss this sometime."
"You both just got in tonight, did you not? You would have visited me soon if you hadn't... right?" Naruto answered with a sweet "yes" for the both of them. "Well, we can talk about it tomorrow, then we can spend the day together, and you probably need your rest, right Naru-chan?" A quick nod was his answer. "I'll have tomorrow off, it would be the perfect time, since I want to spend as much time with my Naru as possible." He smiled, hugging Naruto tighter.
"Okay Tana-chan! We need to do some shopping anyway," Wriggling to be free of the doctor, Naruto moved to grab the newly transformed Kyuu and place the discarded boxers in his bag. "Bye Tana." He yelled from the hall and therefore rebuked from a passing nurse he had nearly knocked over. So cute...
(AN:I'm sorry that scene sucks [*this is an after thought* Kay, so I was gonna put 'like crap' after sucks but you know what I realized? Crap doesn't suck. I know it works in a certain meaning of sucks but after realizing that it doesn't vacuum-like suck I can't think of it as the same, it just doesn't sound right,] laugh at it all you want but I'm not changing it, too lazy...)
~(''-) Catch the squiggle (-'') ~
"Finally," His voice rang out with fatigue as he went to the clothing section of the recently entered store. "This was taking way too long..." He went searching through the rack of T-shirts, looking for a large before glancing over at the fox for a "yes" or a "no." "This wouldn't have taken so long if you weren't so picky, we had to search nearly the whole village for a store that would let you in... I could have chosen your clothes and we would have been done with it. But no, you didn't trust my eye for fashion..." The rant (more like mumbling) continued as he kept searching for clothing he thought Kyuu would find acceptable.
Glancing over at the pile of "okay'd" clothing, which had grown considerably, he deemed it as enough clothing and dragged the pile (along with the boxers Kyuu had worn earlier,) as well as the fox, into a dressing room before exiting to let him dress himself.
The store was a decent size, the merchandise ranging from food to bedding to outdoor material. It was kind of exciting. In Konoha most of the stores wouldn't let him within a ten foot radius, let alone inside... Here there wasn't a glare in sight. A smile graced his lips.
Walking through the various departments of clothing his eyes scanned the racks until something caught his eye. It was furry and brown, and odd combination. though it added to the mystery. Looking around to see if anyone was watching he walked toward the strange garb, and pulled it out from its place, squished between some piece of baby blue clothing and another cloth of a pale yellow. Uncovering its identity an embarrassed blush dotted his cheeks, it was a onesie (with feet,) as in baby clothing, when had he wandered into the baby section?! It was rather cute, imagining it on some poor child, it was, as said previously, brown and furry with a tail and a hood with dog ears sticking out of the top. A humored smile crept onto his face as he blushed again at the thought of a little boy with black hair and dark eyes wearing it, his little chubby face painted like a dogs. His blush darkened at the adorable picture. My baby would be so cute... His eyes trailed downward to gaze at his flat stomach as if to say "you're going to be wearing this." He chuckled a bit.
"What's so funny?" Naruto spun around, his face becoming redder with each moment, as he turned he realized he was holding the onesie and quickly stuffed it into the rack behind him. The man standing there was dressed in baggy jeans with a plain red T-shirt layered with a black long sleeved shirt.
"Jerk! Don't sneak up on people!" The blush had yet to disperse as he reached out to drag the man to the check-out counter while trying to avoid all chances for any questions.
"So Kyuu, what do you want to eat tonight?" He spoke as they made their way to the exit. "Ah!" Naru whined as they stepped outside. "It's already dark! It wouldn't be this late if you hadn't been so picky..." It was true, the night had come, smearing the sky into a dark blue leaving millions of twinkling lights and the shining moon. Beautiful and peaceful would have described the scene if Naruto hadn't been so irked and sending Kyuu an angry glare.
"Hey, it's not my fault you're too puny and I can't fit into your clothes. Besides you wouldn't want me walking around naked, would you?" Ignoring the pitiful glare he walked the street toward some food stands leaving the blond to carry the bags of clothing.
"Hey! You don't have to be such a jerk, help me carry your clothing!"
"You're the one that doesn't want me naked, so you carry them." The boy made his way behind the red head, giving an annoyed huff before quieting down and following the larger man down the street like a puppy.
AN: So that final scene also sucks and for some reason I get the feeling Kyuu likes Naru, he's always teasing him. Now you're probably thinking something like 'are you hinting at something,' or 'shouldn't you know, you're the author,' and yes I am the author, but no I don't actually know if Kyuu likes Naru or not. He definitely acts like it though.