Why Steve hates villagers
Chapter 2 Clothing store
One day in a village Steve is found in drenching wet clothes running to the nearest clothes store.
"I can't believe EpicBudderSword actually pushed me into the water! I have no other clothes so I'll have to get some new ones." Steve mumbles walking in a villager clothing store.
"Hello stranger." the villager greets.
"You guys do know I have a name right?" Steve asks.
"Yes. Your name is stranger." the villager answers.
"Oh Notch. NO! My name is Steve." Steve yells.
"Well hello Stanger Steve." the villager greets again, using the new name.
"No its… nevermind. I need some new clothes." Steve says.
"Well we have brown, pink, green, and white robes. Oh, and some aprons." the villager answers.
"Aren't those heavy?" Steve asks.
"Do not mock our religion, Stanger Steve." the villager scowls.
"Which is…" Steve questions.
"We base our clothing off the clothing our first king, Villager." the villager states.
"Oooooook. That's still the same name. Look, all I want is a t-shirt and pants." Steve tiredly says.
"We only have one pair of pants." the villager tells Steve.
"I'll take that. Aaaand… I'm leaving now. I need an asprin." Steve groans.
"Thank you and come again!" the villager calls.
Heya peeps! It's me with another chappie. I want to thank Prncsssarahj for reviewing! (You were my only review though) *hands out imaginary cupcake* If you do read this then please review and I'll be very happy! Tell your friends! Also, bless your face. And if you sneezed while reading this then bless you!