Disclaimer: LaLa I still don't own Twilight

Chapter 2: The Plastic Ruins POV

"Um, Hey Victoria." I mumbled, shuffling my.

It just can't get any worse.I'm starting to get along with the hottest girl in school and then my plastic girlfriend has to turn up.

"Hey baby, I haven't seen you in ages." Victoria said kissing me on the cheek and sitting in my lap. I stood up, tipping her off of me.

"Umm, Victoria I saw you like 5 minutes ago, you waved at me."

Well looks like things can get worse. As soon as I had corrected my soon to be ex girlfriend, everything kicked off. Emmett and Jasper started to snigger and the girls started to join in a couple of minutes later. But Bella just sat there staring at the wall. Obviously trying to divert her attention to something else so she didn't have to listen to my conversation with the plastic queen.

"Yes, well 5 minutes is a long time. Anyway I was wondering maybe we could go to the end of year prom together. I know it's a month away but I have to pick out my dress and think about my hair and that."

She started to babble on and on about facials and dance moves, but that was all I caught. I was too busy looking at the beauty that sat on the other side of me. I had to break up with Victoria now, before something bad happened.

"Hello Edward, are you listening."

Victoria waved a hand in front of my looked at me and saw me staring at Bella. Uh oh!

"Hey, Stop staring at her, your only interested in me. Right, that's it!"

I heard her shriek.I finally turned around to see what Victoria was doing... and it wasn't good. She grabbed Bella by the hair and pulled her on the floor.

"STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN, BITCH!!!"

Gentle Bella did something I never thought she would. She tripped Victoria up, rolled on top of her and started bitch slapping her.

"YOU COW!! ALICE SPENT AGES ON MY HAIR THIS MORNING! AND I'LL DO WHAT THE FUCK I LIKE YOU HOE!!!"

Wow! She sure could fight back. But so could Victoria, she started trying to scratch Bella's face. Those fake nails bloody hurt too. Never get in the way of plastics and a sale at Fashion Island, I still had the scars.I had to take drastic measures and help Bella. I got up and pushed Victoria out the way, 'accidentally' pushing her into another person and spilling soup down her top.

"I ONLY BOUGHT THIS TOP YESTERDAY!!! WERE ARE SO OVER EDWARD!!!" she screeched at me and then stalked off. Well that wasn't so hard. LOL! Now I don't have to break up with her. Oh crap! Forgot about Bella on the floor. I grabbed her hand and pulled he up.

"Bella are you alright?" I looked her over.

"Yeah I'm fine, thank you for saving me."

I helped her up and she gave me a kiss on the cheek. I could of died right there. Instead I acted like an idiot and tried to kiss her back, I tried to urn her face so I could kiss her but she pulled away and took a few steps back.

"Edward, umm, I don't feel that way about you."

She turned a beetroot red.I hadn't realised until now that everyone in the cafeteria was staring at us ... and I just tried to kiss the hottest girl in school…Awkward!

"Umm, come on girls, we better go get our things unpacked before next lesson." Rosalie interrupted mine and Bella's awkward moment and her and Alice got up.

"Bye Emmett, see you next lesson." Rosalie blew Emmett a kiss and I swear I saw him catch it with his hand.

"Bye Jasper, call me." Alice mimicked Rosalie and blew a kiss to Jasper and I know I saw him catch it, how puffy can you get?

"Bye." Bella just said that one simple word. Bye. No kiss no hug, not even a friendly handshake. I need to practise how to charm women

My life now officially sucks.