A/N sorry sorry sorry I had exams studing not time to update will here is is. Yay my next chapter yay this Chapter is dedicated to Oksana my first reviewer yay so here's My next chapter. Thanks to everyone for reviewing
Helpful Hints for New Recruits at Cherub.
The Hints
Chapter 1.
At George's place.
"Hello hello hello and Welcome to the first segment of Helpful Hints for New Recruits." said Fred to the video camera.
"Your wonderful hosts me George."
"And me Fred."
"And this is airing to you at Cherub and only Cherub it's a Cherub exclusive."
"You know that sounds really stupid." Fred told George.
"What George is trying to say is that only people at Cherub will see this."
"Yes we thought the New Recruits were acting a bit stupid so we decided to give them some helpful hints."
"Now with out any further introductions."
"Cause this segment has had way too many."
"We give you."
"Helpful Hints for New,"
"Recruits."
"Here are the Hints."
(A/N I am changing to this form just to let you know.)
F: Hint 1: learn how to swim before coming to Cherub, or you will have a very painful experience with the pool, in other words two older boys will keep on throwing you into the pool until you swim 50 meters, very painful.
G: you got that right!
G: Hint 2: Do NOT! And I repeat do Not! Get into any fights at Cherub until you can defend yourself.
F: Why? Because everyone is at least a black belt and you will get your butt kicked,
G: literally!!!
F: Hint 3: When your, on a grafting mission where you have to destroy stuff, wile other people copy papers and stuff,
G: DO NOT; throw the Grand piano into the swimming POOL!!!
F: Cause that's just stupid.
G: Hint 4: If you were as stupid as to do the last hint, just run like.. a… like a…
F: like a giant boulder was right behind you!
G: what?!
F: hey it was the best I could come up with!!!
G: fine, fine.
F: Hint 5: If when running, (from doing Hint 3) and the cops catch you.
G: Do not!!! Fight back.
F: Or you will end up like Kyle.
G: Smashed and with a broken nose and arm, hehehehehehe.
G: Hint 6: If you get yourself a girlfriend.
F: Which is highly unlikely.
G: Make sure you stay on her good side.
F: Or you will hurt in places you didn't know you had.
G: Or you will be the laughing stock of Cherub.
F: either one,
G: Just ask James Adams.
F: Hint 7: We are serious about Hint 3.
G: Yes if you do Hint 3 you will be sent on a recruitment mission.
F: and that's just nasty.
G: Hint 8: speaking of recruitment missions, when you leave the Home you are at with the new recruit.
F: Do not Trash!!! The Home's bully's room.
G: Or you will be sent on another recruitment mission.
F: Hint 9: But if you find some ipods and that sort of stuff in the bully's room, TAKE It!!! And then sell it.
G: Fred!!!
F: What, they need to take every opportunity they can.
G: rigggght
F: And our last Hint for this segment is
G: Always take a shower.
F: WHAT!!! That's commen sense.
G: haven't you noticed that the new recruits really smell bad.
F: Oh right. In that case always take a shower.
G: This is George
F: And Fred signing off.
(A/N changing again.)
"Well that went pretty well for our first segment." "Don't you think." Asked Fred.
"Yeah that did go well." Replied George.
Suddenly Cameron rushes past screaming.
"My butt is on fire!!!"
"Well that was random." Fred remarked.
Cameron rushes past again, screaming.
"Help there is a bunch of homicidal wallabies after me."
A bunch of wallabies rush past after Cameron.
"Hey that's Lord Wallaby." Fred said.
"Who the heck is Lord Wallaby?"
"He is the arch rival of Lord Fluffikins
"Who's he?"
"Here read this." Fred said as he tossed some paper at George.
George read it quickly.
"But that means, Lord Wallaby wants to take over Australia.
"Glad we aren't there." George said.
"We are there stupid." Fred said. We have to leave now.
"OK."
"To England!!!" George Shouts.
A/N He He He cliffy I will try to update as soon as I can. But I need to think of more Hints please help me.
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