Okay, so here they were again the fourteenth time this month. Babysitting, who the hell invented it? But this wasn't so bad, so far Buddie was drawing and Buddy was coloring the pictures as they were finished. No screaming, panicking, violence, nothing. Just drawing and coloring.

Sasuke couldn't help but sigh with relief. The fact that Naruto was curled up against him was icing on the cake. If parenting was like this, well, Sasuke wouldn't mind having some kids. Although, when Buddy looked up at him with a smirk he suddenly wished he hadn't thought that.

Buddy got up and walked over to where Sasuke and Naruto sat. She smiled really cute, Sasuke had to disagree with that, and said as sweetly as possible "Do you know what time it is?"

They shook their heads, from the kitchen the words "It Peanut-Butter Jelly Time!!!!" could be heard and Buddy took off toward it like a rocket.

Sasuke and Naruto glanced at each other and took off after her. When they arrived at the kitchen Buddie promptly told them to sit down and be "good little babysitters" while Buddie and Buddy made them sandwiches.

Sasuke wasn't really hungry but decided it was safer if he just let them have their way. The worked together, although twice now Buddy had twitched when Buddie passed her.

"Why are you twitching what's wrong?"

Buddy shook her head, "Buddie is just being a meanie. She was poking me."

Buddie emphasized Buddy's point by poking her again. This time, Buddy got made and threw the peanut butter lid at Buddie who easily caught it, threw it back and nearly decapitated Buddy in the process. Luckily Naruto had moved Buddy out of harms way.

"Buddie!! You can't do that!! You almost killed Buddy!" Naruto held Buddy close as he said this and Buddie just smirked.

"She won't die."

"How do you know?"

"I didn't give her permission."

Naruto just stared at her then gave a small squeak as Buddy bit him.

"I couldn't breathe Naru-kun!" She made her point by taking a large gulp of air.

Sasuke couldn't help but smile. Buddy saw him and smiled back. She walked over and perched on Sasuke's knee, her new favorite place to sit (truthfully, it wasn't that comfy, but she got a kick out of Naru's face when she sat there.). She smiled at Sasuke before leaning up and "hugging" him. Sasuke was stunned for a moment and was about to hug back when Buddy let go and cuddled a stuffed frog to her chest. She looked at Sasuke funny, he was about to put his arms around her.

"I wasn't hugging you Sasu-kun. I was getting squishie."

Sasuke just stared at "squishie". It was a little stuffed frog that looked like a ninja turtle mutant, yellow strip across its crooked eyes and all. He wondered what would happen if he stretched out face. Sasuke came to notice that Buddy was glaring at him. "Hn."

If it was possible, she glared harder. Reaching up faster than he anticipated she grabbed his nose and shook his head up and down in a nod. Smirking she said "I knew you thought squishie was cute."

It was Sasuke's turn to glare. It was then that Buddie threw a crayon at him. "Sasuke-kun, I need you to show me your sharingan."

He spared her a glance at went back to glaring at Buddy. "Why?"

"So I can draw it, duh." Buddie shook her head and Sasuke could have sworn he heard the little girl sitting on his knee mutter something about "useless babysitters."

Sasuke decided two could play at that game and poked Buddy.

She twitched.

Poke, poke.

Twitch, glare.

Smirk. Poke, poke, poke.

Smack!!

Naruto burst out laughing at the look on Sasuke-teme's face. Oh man he was in a state of shock! Naruto leapt over and grabbed Buddy before Sasuke could get his hands on her. He pulled her to sit on his lap and she smiled up at him. "You're not useless Naru-kun!" He just stared at her before hugging her really tight. She squeaked and tried to get away.

While Buddy was trying to escape, Buddie had walked over to Sasuke.

"Sharingan."

"Hn."

"Now would be nice, Sasuke-kun."

He frowned but did it anyway, so he was being a sell out, as long as she left him alone. She started drawing him, focusing on his eyes a lot, when he accidentally sneezed. She just looked up and glared at him.

He just stares back. He tilted his head to the side.

She sighed and shook her head before grabbing her eraser.

He frowned, perfectionist much?

She smirked at him before throwing her eraser at him. She hit her mark and he now had a bright red mark in the middle of his forehead. He glared and she took a picture. "Ha, now you won't move while I draw."

He glared more. "You know, Sasu-kun, if you keep making that face, it's going to get stuck on your face, forever!" He stared at her.

"No, its not."

"Yes-huh!"

"Who told you that?"

"It's called common sense, heelloooo? Anybody home?" She knocked her small fist on his head.

He grabbed her wrist just as the sound of a small explosion was heard from the kitchen. Buddie looked around and noticed that Naruto-kun was nowhere to be seen.

"Naruto-kun!!" She stormed off in the direction of the kitchen. "Are you okay? wha-" she never finished and Sasuke and Buddy heard laughter. She came back still laughing and reached for her camera before heading back calling out "Don't move Naruto-kun! I'm coming!"

Buddy and Sasuke blinked.

They hurried over to see Naruto sitting on the floor covered in… ramen? A small plastic bowl sitting a few feet away.

A flash from Buddie's camera and she was cleaning up Naruto. Buddy decided to help and started cleaning up the floor. Sasuke just watched. He would never admit this out load, but he was growing attached to these girls. Almost like they were a family it seemed. He saw Buddy suddenly go sliding on the floor and caught her before she could fall.

Buddy clutched to Sasuke laughing, "I almost died!"

Buddie turned around to see and pouted. "I always miss it!" (-laughing at my buddie-)

Buddy smiled and carefully walked over to hug Buddie. Buddie smiled and hugged back and everyone, including Sasuke this time, went back to cleaning the kitchen.

20 minutes later and they were all curled up on the couch watching gravitation. (Buddy owned it and I really do!!) Naruto took the time now to see how cozy they all were. He had Sasuke, and then, he had Buddy and Buddie, sure they weren't really his, but he started seeing them as a family. That would have been, nice. A family.

Buddy took this time to shift and a sudden pain filled Naruto where no man should ever feel pain. He silently doubled over and all the occupants of the little couch were looking at him as if he had grown a second head.

"Oi, dobe, what happened to you?" Sasuke's fingers were running through his hair.

It didn't help he sort of squeaked a "I'm fine!"

And Buddie shook her head while Buddy burst out laughing. Sasuke raised an eyebrow.

Naruto took a deep breath and the pain started to recede a little. 'Thank god for Kyuubi!' "Well, Buddy moved and her foot kinda…" he trailed off growing red.

Suddenly it clicked in Buddy's mind. "I kicked you in the nuts!?" (God i would so yell that.)

Everybody, with the exception of Buddie, looked at Buddy in shock. (which would so be true)

"What? I'm just telling the truth." She turned to Naruto. "I'm sorry Naru-kun! I didn't mean to kick you!' and promptly squeezed him. (It's not a lie buddie! i would never do that to naru-kun on purpose...)

Naruto squeezed her back and smiled. "It's alright. I'm practically better already!"

"Want me to kiss your boo-boo usuratonkanchi?"

Naruto blushed and glared at the same time. "No teme."

"Aw, that's too bad."

"Pervert!"

"It takes one to mmphf!!"

Buddie and Buddy had both covered Naruto and Sasuke's faces with pillows. "You talk too much Sasu-kun."

"Indeed."

After removing the pillows from their faces the four went back to watching the show when the front door opened and in walked Kakashi. (WTF? I don't know either. Don't bother asking that means you Buddie!)

Buddy and Buddie looked at each other before running over and practically tackling Kakashi. "Kakashi-sensei! Did you bring me anything like last time?"

Buddie smacked Buddy over the head. "That's not nice to say!"

Buddy pouted. Nothing ever went her way (oh god! So true!!). She looked over at Buddie and made her move.

Let's just say Buddie was knocked over in a tackle and promptly squished. Kakashi lifted her from squishing Buddie, but both girls had gotten free, and a very familiar chase ensued. Except this time, there was a silly string ambush, a water balloon surprise, and reinforcements on the closet door.

Sasuke was trying to get silly string out of Naruto's hair, who was trying to get Sasuke to stop dripping on him, while Kakashi simply stood there, staring at the door with a smirk. He disappeared with a poof and reappeared next to Buddy and Buddie who went back to drawing and coloring.

"Sheesh Kakashi-sensei, just take your time."

"Cha."

"So girls, think their kissing?"

Buddie smirked this evil little smirk and Buddy couldn't help but shudder. "We'll give them an hour, and then go in for the tape."

Buddy shook her head, 'Oh boy, this is gonna be weird.'

One hour later…

Sasuke and Naruto were glaring death at Buddie and Buddy who were giggling and locked in Buddy's room watching a video that had Naruto's voice telling Sasuke to stop and Sasuke chuckling.

Sasuke decided right then and there that the next time he was stuck with these two little… angels… that some rules were changing.

Naruto looked over at Sasuke sheepishly. "Uhm, Sasuke-teme?"

"What?"

"What would you do if I uh, said that uh, I was one who helped uhm, plan this?"

Sasuke turned to Naruto, who had this look on his face like 'Crap!', and smirked that same evil little smirk that Buddie did. "Oh really, Naruto?"

Naruto nodded. Then took off running as fast as possible, Sasuke hot on his heels.

Buddy and Buddie smiled from the door as their parents arrived home.

"Did you two have fun?"

Both girls nodded, and left to get ready for bed.

so, a second chapter!-shakes head- something is wrong with me. ask buddie. but cha. let me know what you think. i wanna write one with another series (i.e. gravitation, gundam wing, i'm not sure) your opinion counts!! -