For those of you who don't know, Bilba Labingi, Maura Labingi, Banazîr Galpsi, Razanûr Tûk, and Kalimac Brandagamba are Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry's true names respectively, according to Tolkien..

"Roads"
To the tune of "Roam" by the B52s

The Perian
Adventurous
Quite rare but not
Unheard-of is

Bilba Labingi, these Naugrim need you to leave
With them to defeat the dragon in their home
Take a little trip; mountains, wood, and wilderness
From Kudukbas to Erebor the way is

Roads go fore'er on
All over the world
Roads go forever on
Without roof, with ground for bed
Roads go fore'er on
All over the world
Roads go forever on
And who knows how 'twill be when all is done and said

Leave Eriador and the Ring behind
Maura he will keep it hidden safe
Take a little trip; mountains, wood, and wilderness
From home to Erebor to Imladris

Roads go fore'er on
All over the world
Roads go forever on
Without roof, with ground for bed
Roads go fore'er on
All over the world
Roads go forever on
And who knows how 'twill be when all is done and said

Maura, Ban, Raz, Kalimac, bolt when you can
Sauron knows you've got the long-lost Ruling Ring
Take a little trip; mountains, wood, and wilderness
From Kudukbas to Mordor the way is

Roads go fore'er on
All over the world
Roads go forever on
Without roof, with ground for bed
Roads go fore'er on
All over the world
Roads go forever on
And who knows how 'twill be when all is done and said

Take a little trip; mountains, wood, and wilderness (8x, fade out on reps 7 and 8)