A/N: Thank you for the reviews people.
I don't own Naruto
On with the story!
I was pacing back and forth in my living room while that bloody cat just sat there licking itself. He still had not explained himself, instead he told me 'to take it easy and listen'.
"Well first off, my name's Yoru." He lifted his paw up and gave it a small lick. "There's one thing you need to get into that thick skull of yours, I'm a fucking kitten you ass!" Yoru glared at me. "Now that that's sorted let's get down to business." he lay on the couch, his tail swinging back and forth. His paws were crossed and hung slightly over the edge of the couch. "Last night I scratched you. Itachi, the jackass, wanted me to give you his job. Said he wanted a vacation and he needed a break. So yeah, here I am. Now I have the fantastic job of babysitting your sorry ass." Yoru was seriously one sarcastic kitten.
"My God! I really am going insane..." I sat down heavily on the floor.
"For the love of Cats! Are you always so whiny and loud?" I glared at the fluff ball that lazed on my couch. "Let me explain everything before you go off in another rant." He rolled over and stretched on his back.
"Right Itachi is, well to be honest I'm not sure what the hell he is. He's like a higher being. Something that cannot be seen or touched but only heard. It's difficult to explain what he is or what he does so never mind that."
"Basically all you have to do is one, find your master. Two grant them one hundred wishes. Three make sure that you grant them within one year. That gives you about fifty-two weeks. Simple as that." Rolling back on his stomach he crossed his paws again and stared back.
"That's it? Then what happens? And why the hell do I have cat ears and a fucking tail?" Nearly screaming at the thing on my couch I stood up again only to be slapped in the face by the thing that came out my crack.
"Yes that's it. You grant your master one hundred wishes and Ta-Da all done. Then you get to be a normal human again. And the reason why you have a tail and ears like me is because that's a side effect for humans who have to go through this."
"How do I get rid of it? The ears 'n tail?" I asked swatting the tail away every time it came into view.
"Well~... you kinda need to find your master for that. Normally if a dude is like this then the master will be a girl and the other way around... it's very rare that you get a dude having another dude for a master."
"Ok how do I find my master?" walking into the open kitchen that was glued onto my living room I snatched up a small tin of tuna and peeled the metal lid off.
"That's simple. You just sniff a couple of people. Your master has a distinct smell that you will recognise instantly. It'll be kinda like an invisible force pulling you towards someone. Then bam! You got yourself a master."
"Ok so what else do I need to know about?" I stuffed some of the tuna in my mouth and washed it down with some milk from the bottle.
"Nyaa..." Yoru yawned and put his head on his paws. "You can read your masters mind. Well more like here their thoughts but only when you want to. Umm... let's see, what else? Your ears and tail will disappear if you kiss your master..."
That caught my attention. "I what?" my empty tin hit the floor as I stood up yet again gawping at the fluff ball. "I have to what?"
"Kiss you master, don't worry dude. It's probably gonna be some girl. Not a dude. What else... ah yes. You need to make sure that you grant every wish. Else the side effects might get worse. I once had to babysit this dude that was way too lazy 'n he ended up having paws and he grew hair all over his body. He suffocated while he slept, couldn't get his head out of all the fur he was buried under." Yoru shook his head and 'tsk' left his mouth a few times. Lifting his head up again, he looked at me. "That's it. Your flexibility and stamina will resemble a cat in many ways too."
"What the fuck does that mean?"
"My God, you really are as thick as shit aren't you?" he rolled his eyes, "Basically, you will be able to run faster than normal. You will be able to balance on thin objects like a fence. You can run up things like walls and tree's. You're senses will also be heightened, giving you a better chance to find your master and last but not least you will have a couple of cravings that cats usually have. Like the tuna you ate and the milk you drank... And you never even bothered to offer me some! What kind of asshole are you?" he screamed jumping on all fours.
"Oi! It's my flat not yours, and how the fuck did you even get in here?"
"Your bag, I climbed in it when you oh-so-gently plucked me off your chest... Bloody bastard..." he whispered.
"Fine. Why are you still here?" I looked him up and down and went towards the kitchen pulling out the last tin of tuna and opening it up.
"I have to stay with you to make sure nothing bad happens to you and also so that you do your job properly. Itachi gave strict orders to make sure you're A-O-k" he said placing his bottom down and eyeing the tuna in my hands. His small pink tongue darted out and retreated again within split seconds.
"Here. Stay then but don't think that you can just screw up my life with this thing. You live in my flat you stay by my rules ya hear?" I stared him down while he nibbled on the tuna in front of him. He gave a little 'nyaa' and carried on with his tuna.
"First rule, you do your business outside. I'll leave a window open for you. There's a fire escape you can go down. Second rule, you eat what I give you or you can go get your own food. Don't mess up my flat. Don't go in my room and for God's sake stay out of my kitchen. I don't want fur in my food."
"Mmhm." He nodded eating a chunk of tuna.
"I'm at school from seven till five. When I get home I expect this place to be exactly how I left it. Ya hear?" I said eyeing the kitten. "And don't chew on my things. If you want a toy to play with then tell me 'n I'll get you a play-mouse."
Yoru nodded his head and finished off his tuna. I turned to leave adding, "Sit there until I come back." Over my shoulder.
It was five O'clock in the morning. It was in the middle of winter and therefore darkness fell over Konoha almost twenty-four-seven. We only had eight hours of light a day and the rest would be darkness. This would carry on for six whole months and then summer would come rolling in. Then everything was reversed and we had eight hours of darkness and the rest would be unbearable sunshine. To be honest, I preferred the winter. Whereas the blonde idiot loved the summer.
I changed quickly into my uniform, battling with my tail to get it into the leg of my trousers. It was weird to get use to. Looking in the mirror you couldn't tell that I had a tail. I shoved on a black and light blue stripy hat and walked into the bathroom putting on my fingerless gloves and putting on the blazer. I looked in the mirror. Nothing looked un-ordinary. My hat hid the ears while the baggy trousers hid the tail.
Walking into the living room I almost had a heart attack. That fucking fluff ball was clawing holes into my couch. My soft wonderful couch! What the fuck? I just left for two minutes and already he screws up my furniture!
I stomped over to the thing and grabbed him by the neck bringing him up to eye level I glared at him hissing as well. That surprised, since when did I hiss? I grabbed my bag from the floor and let it fall diagonally over my chest. Closing the door I locked it and stomped down the stairs while venting out on the small creature in my grasp.
"You little runt. I leave you for two minutes and you're already chewing through my God damn couch. What the hell is up with that? 'N you expect me to trust you, while I'm at school, by yourself for nearly ten hours? "
Walking down the last of the steps I pushed open the heavy metal door and threw the kitten on to the wet side path. Yoru scrambled up and stepped out of the puddle he was standing in.
"Oi jackass, don't throw me! I'm not your fucking rag doll idiot!" he shouted. His tail fluffed up as he trotted beside me as I made my way down to the small corner shop.
I bought a quick and simple breakfast consisting of a tall cup of coffee and a nice salad sandwich. I ate the sandwich as Yoru and I walked to the bus stop. The bus arrived a few minutes later getting on I saw Yoru standing outside. Obviously he wasn't allowed on public transport but when I got off I was shocked. He stood there as if he had been waiting the whole time.
"How did you get here? You were at the stop across town." I said sipping my coffee. Yoru replied with a simple "I was on the roof of the bus idiot." And walked beside me.
At first I thought it was just something that lingered in the air but, as I drew near towards the school that only taught females I realised the smell was becoming more and more intense. When I rounded the corner that led me to the back of the school it was too much. I had to know what it was!
"Ne, Yoru... you smell that right?" I asked and dumped my empty coffee cup in a bin nearby.
"No Wha- Oh I get it. You've probably found your master. Looks like it's a girl." He jumped up the side of the wall and sat on the top looking down at me. "Which one?" he asked looking over the wall again.
I was surprised when he looked at me and told me to come up. "How?"
"Jump."
I crouched onto the pavement and jumped high into the air, landing silently on the edge of the wall along side Yoru. I crouched down on the wall and stared at the image below.
There were five girls all together. One with short blonde hair and four pig-tails. Another blonde with a high pony tail and hair covering half of her face. A scary looking pink haired girl was gossiping and laughing with way too much force. The brunette with two buns sat and smiled. But the one that caught my attention was a beautiful navy-blue haired girl.
Her skin looked so soft and white compared to the others. The way her skirt moved a little bit up her thigh as she shifted in her sitting position made my mouth water. Her hair flowed down to her lower back and framed her perfect, flawless face perfectly. He eyes were so unique and snowy that I almost got lost in them. She was perfect. She smelled so delicious, good and yummy.
What the hell was wrong with me? She smelled delicious? I really had lost it.
"God she smells good." I whispered before I could stop myself.
"Which one?" Yoru asked me watching the girls carefully.
"The one reading the book." I replied licking my lips.
"Then that's your master dude."
The four girls left giggling as the yummy one stayed behind still reading her book. I couldn't help myself as I jumped down into a crouching position in front of her. She yelped as I enveloped her in a hug. My hat got knocked off when I jumped releasing my ears and my tail wormed its way out of my trousers. I lay on top of her nearly crushing the poor little thing to death. I moved so that she was trapped under me. My tail swishing from side to side. She saw it and my ears. Her eyes were as wide as saucers when I leaned forward and nuzzled the side of her neck with my cold nose.
"Ahh~ master you smell so delicious!" something was happening to me! I couldn't control myself. I licked her neck and she screamed in my ear. "You taste delicious too!" when I looked at her, her eyes were closed and her mouth was slightly open. Her cute little stripy black and purple hat was half on her head and half off. I tapped her cheek and gasped.
She fainted! What the hell was I going to do now? I couldn't kiss some random girl, what if I took her first kiss? She would kill me! What was I going to do with her? Here she was outside in the cold on wet grass with only a small coat and a hat on her.
"Wow... I thought you were gonna jump her for a second there."
"Shut up! What am I gonna do with her?" I asked looking over my shoulder at Yoru.
"Just shake her, she'll wake up in a minute 'n then ta-da! Your master's up and awake."
Tapping her cheek with my finger she stirred a little bit and rolled her head to the side. She smelt even more intoxicating now! Leaning my head towards her I sniffed. Cinnamon. She smelt like glorious cinnamon!
Her eyes began to open. She stared at me with half lidded eyes.
"Nnuh..." she rolled her head again and looked at me with wide eyes. "AAHH!" she screamed again in my ear. I had to admit, that one hurt my ears.
"Help! Get off me, go away!" she screamed while pushing her hands against my chest. She balled her hands up and hit my chest repeatedly while shouting out. "Leave me alone!"
I grabbed her wrists and pinned them above her head while shoving my face in her own. She was becoming too loud for my liking.
"Listen to me." I demanded. "I'm not gonna hurt you. You have to understand something,"
"Y-y-you... y-y-you h-have a-a-a tai-tail!" she stammered out looking at my tail that was swishing from side to side.
"Yes I have a tail and cat ears. Now to get rid of them I have to kiss you. And I think you would agree when I say that I will not be able to go to school or work with a fucking tail and ears on the top of my head." I said while swatting the tail away when it came close to my head. "So master, can I have a hello kiss?" I smirked at her and watched as a bright pink blush spread across her cheeks.
"No..." tears began to form in her eyes, "N-N-Naruto-kun..."
"Naruto-kun?" Holy mother of crap! "You mean Naruto, the blonde idiot from Konoha boys?" I asked shock evident on my face.
"Mmhm..."
"What about him?" my demanding tone came back.
"I w-wanted Naruto-kun to b-be my f-f-first." She began to cry as I held her soft delicate wrists.
It felt as though the world was ending. Naruto. He had the heart of my cinnamon bunny. How could the bastard do that to me? She's my master not his. Mine!
Wow. That was weird. Since when was she mine? And Naruto liked a girl named Sakura not my cinnamon bunny. He even said that she had 'wonderful bubble-gum pink hair.' Oh so the pink one was his girl. That meant that she liked him.
'Hehehehe that means I still have a chance and she will be mine!' I declared in my head.
"Naruto-kun doesn't like you master. He likes that pink haired thing. So stop worrying about him and worry more about your kitty-cat in front of you." I leaned down and pressed my lips gently to hers.
A/N: so this is the second chapter. Thank you for reading I hope you enjoyed it. Sorry I said that it would be eventful but I failed to make it so. I promise that the next chapter will be longer and more interesting. I thought that this would be a better ending than the one I planned so yeah. Sorry! Please review (good or bad).