A/N: Still don't own GX or YGXTAS.

After the first chapter, I wrote this when ShadyVox and Xthedarkone complained that things were just getting good when I ended the first chapter. So I wrote this. Same things as last time, complete Crack Fic.

Following Jaden's horrific realization, the two Obelisk Lovers finally decided to get serious.

"Pippin, take me now." Jeffery said, removing his pants.

"Now, now, Jeffery, that's my job." Pippin said, pulling Jeffery's underpants down to his ankles.

"Oh! EW!" Jaden yelled in obvious disgust. "Not cool, guys."

Jeffery rolled on to his back as Pippin pulled his own pants down, having gone commando that day.

"Okay, I'm sorry!" Jaden yelled. "I don't need to see this!"

Pippin slowly thrust his Ojama Yellow into Jeffery's Non-Spellcasting Area. Jeffery let out a cry similar to that of a Winged Kuriboh. Jaden was terrified by this.

"MAKE IT STOOOOOP!" Jaden yelled.

Pippin reached between Jeffery's legs and gave his Cloudian - Smoke Balls a good squeeze.

"OH, PIPPIN!" Jeffery yelled, voice going as high as a Cyber Tutu's.

Pippin then wrapped his hand around Jeffery's big, throbbing 7 Colored Fish, and began to Pump Up the appendage back and forth.

"Okay, I'm sorry. Can I go now?" Jaden asked.

"No." Edmund said, now wearing a sleeping mask over his face.

Jeffery and Pippin were now panting more heavy than an Outstanding Dog Marron.

"Yes!" Jeffery said. "I'm almost there!"

"ME TOO!" Pippin shouted.

"Oh, holding a hostage always turns you on!" Jeffery said.

"Oh, you know you love it too!" Pippin said.

As both Obelisk Blues faces were redder than an Aitsu, Jeffery's Water Dragon visually released Magicial Reflect Slime. Just then, a random cameo noone would ever understand entered, as any Crack Fic should have. Franklin Fuchs had opened he door and stared at the two.

"Okay, I was going to wreck Zane's room, but I see you four already did." Franklin said. "And in the most disgusting way."

Franklin Fuchs immediately closed the door.

"We take offense to that!" Jeffery and Pippin yelled.

"CALL FOR HELP!" Jaden cried.

Interrupted, the two lovers decided their time was finished. Pippin pulled his Key out of Jeffery's Keyhole.

"Well, I think he's had enough torment." Edmund said, pulling the mask off and untying Jaden from the chair.

"Torment?" Jeffery asked, pulling his brief back up.

"We were just preparing." Pippin said.

"I NEED MY CHEETOS!" Jaden yelled, crying to himself.

A/N: ...I'm sorry you had to read that.