Hello everyone! Juuust thought I'd inform you, there will be TOTAL HEADCANNON shooshing in this story xD Not necessarily in this chapter, but definitely in the next. The headcannon is this: Every troll has a different pattern necessary to be shooshed, and some can be more..how do you say..'intimate' than others. Also, the more intimate the shoosh, the more intense the reaction that follows. Another headcannon present here would be that trolls cannot TRULY become Moirails until they shoosh each other at least once. There, juust thought I'd warn you about my strange headcannons x3 Well, I hope you all enjoy the second chapter of "terminallyGeneticist"!

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"And what the fuck is the emergency?!" I shouted in half-hearted anger, throwing my arms up for emphasis. I could never really be mad at him...and I swear sometimes, he knew it. "I told you, bestfriend, I can always tell when somethin's motherfuckin the matter with you. Now spit it out already, I wanna know." I opened my mouth to protest at this, but he cut me off again, "And don't you dare motherfuckin say 'nothing' like you always do. You know I always end up gettin it out of you anyways, so why not just save me the motherfuckin trouble?" He smiled once again as he sat on the couch across from me, his eyes locked with mine. Damn, he was right...no matter what I did, he'd always know when something was up and he'd always be able to get me to spill somehow. But I had to stand my ground with this one...there was no way I'd even try to explain it to him. "Gamzee, please, you know I always tell you everything, but in this one case I'm just gonna have to say no. It's just not something I wanna talk about.."
His smile faded at this, a look of worry and concern now plastered on his face, "You're bein motherfuckin serious, aren't you..? Somethin must really be up.." He moved forward, now kneeling on the floor infront of my chair so he could look at me more closely, "What's motherfuckin wrong, KarKar? You're worrying me.." My body tensed at the sudden closeness, a feeling I'd been getting a lot lately. I couldn't help it when my breathing hitched in my throat, my heart beating more and more rapidly as he moved closer to study my expression. I felt my cheeks begin to heat up abit, a subconcious murmur escaping my lips, "What the fuck's wrong with me..."
"Huh?" He asked, tilting his head to the side in confusion, "Are you okay, KarKar? You look a bit motherfuckin sick or something..?" His hand began to make it's way to my face, and I quickly jumped up before the action could be completed, my face growing more red by the second, "I-I said..I'm th-thirsty..! Yeah, thirsty! Do you want anything?" I practically bolted into the next room, slapping my hand on my forehead and cursing myself for being such an idiot. I walked over and started to root through the fridge...something cold to drink should calm me down a bit. "Uh...yeah, sure," He called from the other room, confusion very evident in his voice, "Do you have any motherfuckin faygo, bestfriend?" A few months ago I would have completely burst out laughing at that question, calling anyone who asked it dumb as fuck for thinking I'd horde such a disgusting drink in my hive. However, I now had a shelf completely stocked with the gross Earth soda specifically for my moirials often visits. I grabbed two, having grown slightly accustomed to the drink by now and drinking it on occasion when he came over. After a while, it went from being completely shitty to not so bad..I guess it was just an aquired taste. I walked back in, seeing him back on the couch and making my way to sit beside him as I handed him the plastic bottle. He snickered, and at first I wasn't sure why...but then I noticed. I mentally slapped myself for letting my subconcious do the picking...I looked back and forth between the red bottle in his hand and the purple one in mine. I knew my face was heating up again, so I quickly looked away, pretending to have no clue what he was laughing about as I opened the bottle and took a sip. After a few moments of silence aside from the occasional soft 'gulp' of soda, he was the first to speak. "So really bestfriend, what the motherfuck is wrong? I've never seen you like this before..you're acting really motherfuckin wierd.." I glanced over, meeting his gaze for a split second before realizing that was a terribly bad idea and looking back to the side, "N-nothing, Gamzee..just forget it, seriously."
"You know I can't motherfuckin do that bro, not when your all riled up and shit like this."
"Gamzee, seriously. Drop it.."
"No, tell me motherfucker."
"Gamzee, I'm not gonna fucking tell you, just drop it..!"
"Not gonna motherfuckin happen bro, I'm gonna keep motherfuckin bugging you 'till I get an answer."
"Okay, Gamzee, you're seriously starting to piss me off."
"You think I motherfuckin care? I wanna know what's wrong!"
"Gamzee, just stop!"
"No! Not untill you tell me!"
"Gamzee!"
"Tell me motherfucker!"
This continued on for about three more minutes before I finally snapped, jumping up and turning to face him as I yelled in anger, "Gamzee I'm not gonna fucking tell you because you wouldn't fucking understand! I don't even fucking understand! I can't explain something to you that I can't even fucking explain to myself you assfuck! Even if I did try to explain, you wouldn't fucking get it! It doesn't make any fucking sense!" I didn't really realize when he'd jumped up too, now standing directly infront of me, "Well motherfucking try to explain, because I want to motherfucking know what's wrong with you KarKar!" There was worry and slight anger in his voice, something I'd never heard Gamzee sound like before. I stopped and blinked, just looking at him for a moment, a look of frustration and concern lacing his features. It was strange..I wasn't quite sure what to think of it. I looked down slightly, "I-I...I'm sorry. I just..I don't think it'll do any good to try to explain something I don't even understand myself, if anything it'll probably just make things worse.." I heard him sigh, resting a hand on my forearm and causing my to tense at the contact slightly, my eyes glancing up to meet with his. "Don't apologize KarKar..I'm sorry I motherfuckin snapped at you. I just..I don't like knowing there's something obviously motherfuckin wrong with you and not being able to do anything about it." It got uncomfortably quiet after that, neither of us moving and our eyes still locked. He suddenly got a look on his face as if he'd just remembered something important, and he was once again the one to break the silence, "KarKar, I need you to do me a motherfuckin favor." I blinked, tilting my head in curiousity, "Sure, Gamzee, anything."
"I need you to show me how to shoosh you." My eyes widened slightly at the sudden comment, not expecting it at all.
"...Anything except that."