Oh my EFFIN GOD!

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onto the story!

by the way, I'm sorry if anyone is kinda OOC, this is how I like to think of Torchwood. The Doctor will show up soon! But only if you all review.

In the Hub, Owen and Gwen can be real immature. They are constantly playing games, making jokes, playing pranks, and just acting younger than I "am". They broke my glasses when a basketball slipped out of Gwen's hands and hit me in the nose. One swollen nose, two black eyes, and a new pair of glasses, I finally got my revenge.

And that, dear reader, is where our story begins.

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"Ahhhhhhhhh!" Owen's girly scream echoed around the spacious Hub. Smirking, I leaned over to Toshiko.
"I see Owen found my shockass seat. I love having a better work ethic than him!" Tosh giggled behind her hand but abruptly stopped when Owen glared at her.
"TOSHIKO! I see you laughing over there!" He began to march over to us with a scowl on his funny little face. I quickly pushed off from Tosh's desk in my spinny chair towards my desk.
"Freeze!" Well, I guess we solved the mystery of where Jack was. "That means you." Damn. I guess he saw me still trying to inch away from the scene of the crime.
"Owen! What are you doing?"
"Why'r you yellin' at me? It was the kid's fault!" Owen pointed angrily at me.
'True?' Jack's voice echoed in my mind. I had come up with the idea that as a kid, I had always been able to hear people's thoughts, see their auras, and talk to them in my mind. Being from the 51st century, Jack could too thanks to special training.
'Yeah, sorry. It was my revenge for the whole glasses thing. I put a shockass pillow on his chair. '
'I thought I had confiscated all of those.'
'Mwahahaha'
"Okay! Kid, you stay and finish that report. Owen, you will follow me." Jack clapped once and then turned on his heels down towards the cells.
"Thanks, kid. Glad to know you still love me." Owen grumbled at me as he walked by. Being the child that I am, I stuck my tongue out at him. I think it's a Time Lord thing, acting so childish. I think I picked it up from the boys. Cuz, really, 700 years old, and I act 10. Also, it might be the reason everyone but Toshiko calls me Kid.
I have a name, but being the "youngest" means I'm not entitled to one. One word: #youngestatwork.

Yup.

Life's tough.

"Danny? Do you want me to update your software now, or after you finish your report?" Tosh was the only one considerate enough to ask politely, except for Ianto, but he wouldn't ask about software.
"Thanks, Tosh. I don't know what I would do without you." I leaned back in my chair and began to survey the room. Ianto was presumably either in the archives or the tourist office, Jack was down in the cells, most likely making Owen clean up all the shit random aliens and the Weevils produce in their time there. This was usually Ianto's job, but after Owen makes someone cry, breaks something, seriously endangers the team, comes to work drunk or high, or doesn't come at all, it becomes his job. Jack doesn't usually take the aliens out of the cell that's being cleaned before Owen has to clean it. And Gwen was... Where was Gwen?

I reached out with my mind to search for the one tinged with black, pink, blue, and red. When I didn't find it anywhere, I turned to Jack.
'Where's Gwen?'
'She's... Wow. I don't actually know.'
'Would anyone else know?'
'Probably not, but it couldn't hurt to ask.'
"Tosh? Have you seen Gwen anywhere?" I said out loud.
"No, why? Come to think of it, I don't think I've seen her all day." The computer genius began to look worried as she continued to type code.
"Huh. Weird. I just had some questions for her about... Uh... Police work! Yes, police work. I think it's interesting how people who were supposed to have been trained to look for clues can miss the blatantly obvious facts."
'Nice cover, ' chuckled Jack in my mind.
'Thanks. I love you, too, Jack.' I psychically rolled my eyes at him. I knew he'd get the message.

I walked up to the tourist office to find Ianto actually pointing a tourist in the right direction! I barked out a laugh, which caused them both to glance at me. I quickly ducked down onto my hands and knees, blushing. Wow. This turned awkward, quickly.
"Danny? Is that you?" Wait. That wasn't Ianto talking. Crap.
I slowly peeked up over the counter. Now I was intrigued.
I reached eye level with the top of the counter and steeled myself to see the stranger who knows my name.
"It is you! We've been looking for you for 400 years! Where have you been?" I quickly dropped back down behind the counter. He's here? How did he find me?

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