Chapter 2: Let the Fun Begin Deaths 1-10
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Death 1: Cliff
Kono appeared in a version of the Village. A fake Naruto came up to him.
"Naruto": Wanna see something cool?"
Konohamaru nodded.
"Naruto" took him to a cliff.
Kono looked down the cliff
Kono: "What am I looking-"
"Naruto" kicked him off. As he was falling he screamed like a girl. He landed and got impaled by rocks
Death 2: Disturbing Images
Kono reappeared in a house. There were strange noises coming from the back room.
Kono: "What was that? My stomach hurts. Maybe there's someone in there who can tell me what's going on…"
He opened the door and saw Orochimaru dressed as Michael Jackson. He was getting it on with Kabuto. Kono grabbed a knife and gouged out his eyes.
Death 3: Bull
He reappeared again in a bullfighting arena.
Kono: "Owwwwww……" he saw the bull. "Oh no."
He started running. He ran straight into a wall.
Kono: "Nice cow….."
Bull: "I'M A BULL!"
Kono got trampled and gored.
Death 4: Dick Cheney
Kono then reappeared in a field. He had hunting gear on.
Kono: "What's going on?"
???: "You're hunting with me…… DICK CHENEY!"
Kono looked at him like he was a nut.
Dick: "Is that a quail? DIEEEE!"
He shot Kono in the face.
Death 5: Football
Kono reappeared in a football field. He got hit in the crotch multiple times before big players trampled him.
Death 6: Skydiving
Kono started falling out of the sky. He saw a hot air balloon. He tried aiming for it.
Kono: HELLLLLP MEEEEE!"
He landed next to a trampoline. He died again.
Death 7: Chickens
He was now trying to find his way out of a cave. There were a bunch of chickens in it. They were blocking his path
Kono: "Get out of my way you stupid birds!"
Chickens glared at him.
Chicken 1: "Oh we're stupid huh? At least we have better fashion sense! Wait….. You smell like my brother…… You bastard! You ate Harvey!"
Kono: "Huh?"
Chicken 2: "Let's kill this motherclucker!"
The chickens swarmed him and pecked and scratched him to death.
Chicken 1: "Take that….. Brother killer….."
Death 8: Cannon
Ringmaster: "Turn your attention to the Ring. We're going to shoot this kid out of a cannon."
Kono: "What!?" some clowns stuffed him in a cannon.
Ringmaster: "3… 2… 1… FIRE!" Kono got fired out of a cannon and he hit a brick wall. Some carny stole his wallet.
Carny: "I'm going to EAT tonight!"
Death 9: Timber
Konohamaru looked around
Kono: "Where am I?"
Guy: "TIMBER!"
Kono: "Huh?"
He got hit by a falling tree.
Death 10: Writer's Block
Matt was stabbing Kono.
Matt: "I'm out of ideas!"
TBC
R&R I'll have more ideas soon. Feel free to send me some.