Thank you very much to Cardcaptor Ryoko who sent me the story of her trip to Japan! I hope I did a good job of retelling your adventure! As you will see I added some things that did not happen for comedic purposes.
Disclaimer-I do not own Hetalia: Axis Powers or the country of Japan.
The Hetalia cast goes to….JAPAN!
Part 1-Breaking the forth wall
*Continued from the final chapter of The Hetalia cast goes to Washington D.C.
While waiting for their planes, the nations discussed where they should hold the next world meeting.
"So who want to go next?" asked Alfred. "Who hasn't had a turn?"
Kiku raised his hand tentatively. "I have yet to be the host for our meetings."
"Good job Kiku!" Vash gave him a thumbs up. "You're finally speaking up for yourself!"
"Um, thank you?"
"I vote for Japan as well." Ludwig said.
"Ve~! I agree with Ludwig!" Feliciano said. "Let's go to Japan!"
"I'd like to visit Japan too, wouldn't you Aniki?" Yong Soo said to Yao while shining a laser pointer from the Spy Museum into his older brother's eyes.
"Yes, now please stop blinding me with that thing aru."
"This thing? It was invented in…"
"Don't even start aru."
"Does everyone else agree?" Alfred asked loudly.
Every nation agreed.
"Right then! Next time we meet in Japan!"
Sometime later
Before the nations knew it, it was time for the next world meeting. They all met up at the airport in Akihabara, Tokyo. There were anime advertisements EVERYWHERE, there very many girls in gothic lolita dresses, and there were a few girls in maid costumes advertising a maid café.
"Wow; now I know how Dorothy felt like." Alfred said, taking in everything around him. "I am so not in Kansas anymore. This place is AWESOME!"
"I know what you mean." Arthur said. "I feel like I just fell down the rabbit hole."
"That looks familiar…" Feliciano cocked his head at a giant billboard advertising "Hetalia: Axis Powers". "But I can't think of where I've seen those characters before."
"What kind of store is that?" asked Francis, pointing to a store with bright lights in it.
"Ahhh, don't go in there. It has a lot of …inappropriate merchandise." Kiku waved his arms in a "no, no" fashion.
"Kinda reminds me of 'Spencer's.'" Alfred remarked.
"Sounds like my kind of store." Francis promptly walked into the store.
The others checked out an anime/manga store. On one floor they found figurines as well as mangas.
"Ve, Ludwig, Ludwig! Look!" Feliciano pointed out a set of figurines. "It's us!"
"It is." Ludwig looked surprised. "It's the world nations as figurines." He picked up a Germany figure. "Very accurate too…"
"That's my surprise." Kiku said, smiling. "I had a company that makes anime figures turn us into toys. I hope you like them."
"Like them? I love this Kiku! Thank you! Hug time!" Feliciano hugged Kiku.
"Get off!" he squeaked and broke free.
Now, being made into a toy would make any person excited and start to act like a child. The world nations were no exception. Everyone began to play with their respective figures. Feliciano made North Italy dance. Kiku and Ludwig made their respective figures have a conversation with each other. Alfred made America fly around the room. Yao and Yong Soo made their respective figures fight. Ivan juggled Lithuanian, Poland, Estonia, and Latvia, while their respective owners tried to catch them. Denmark chased Iceland, Berwald, Tino, and Norway with his figure. Elizaveta did "weird" (1) things with the Austria and Prussia figure, while the two real persons watched in disgust. Lovino and Antonio switched figures and imitated each other. Francis, who had returned to the group, made his figure and the England figure make out. Arthur hit him on the head with a random yaoi manga. After hitting him, he took a close look at the cover.
"Is that a guy or a girl?" he asked Kiku, pointing to the person with very long braided hair. "I can't tell."
"There's a ninety-nine point nine percent chance it's a male... in fact
I'm positive it's a guy."
"So…these two men are gay?"
"Half the stuff on this floor consists of gay men. This sort of thing is called yaoi."
"What does that translate to?"
"Nothing, actually."
"Then why is it called yaoi?" he started to read the manga. "YOWIE!" he dropped the book as though it was on fire.
"That's why."
After a few more minutes of playtime, the nations put down the figures and looked at various mangas and anime DVDs.
"That's happened to me too!" Feliciano held up a manga and pointed to a comic in which a girl in a reddish pink sailor suit forgot to cross the street because she was distracted by her own thoughts; she was thinking about crossing the street.
"Why am I not surprised?" Ludwig replied, reading a manga with a suit of armor and a boy with braided, blonde hair on the cover.
'Look Artie! It's your friends!" Alfred shoved two DVD's with "Fairy" in the title into Arthur's face.
"They are real, you just can't see them." He replied, holding a DVD with a girl, a cat and a rat on the cover.
"Everyone, we should go now," Kiku said, holding a manga with a girl dressed in a lolita dress, appeared to have cat like ears, and very long silvery blonde hair on the front. "It's getting late."
The nations paid for their merchandise and headed out, but not before Feliciano noticed something:
"Hey, where did all the figures go?" Feliciano looked around the store but they were nowhere to be found.
"I guess someone bought them all." Ludwig replied.
"Aww!" he said in a disappointed voice. "I wanted to buy me!"
"I wanted to buy you too." Francis said.
"That just sounds wrong." Arthur remarked.
Ivan, who was in the back of the group, had a strange smile on his face and was holding a bulky looking bag.
"Now, all the nations belong to Russia….more or less."
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(1)And by "weird", I mean good (if you're a yaoi fan).