Now I wish I didn't choose this title… ;; Oh well, the damage is done.

I don't know if this is going to be a romance Fanfic between Maki and Kisame, but it was easy to write it in their Point of Views. It depends on what you dear readers think…Everything is pretty much up in the air.

This chapter, she is so long… D:D (I don't know whether I should be happy for that or just annoyed I couldn't cut it down a little more.)

It was so much fun writing Maki's Point of View…xD She is some kind of spaz, huh?

Disclaimer I don't own Naruto, Akatsuki, and Doraemon, la di da…. So on and so forth.

Kisame's POV.

"Where'd Maatchi go?" Tobi asked, "She was sitting right there. Now where'd so go?"

"What? It's not like we keep fucking tabs on her. She's isn't some damned little bitch we have to watch, seriously." Hidan snarled.

Suddenly, Zetsu appears, "Leader wants to see Maki. Very important business." His white side says.

"Have you looked for her?" Tobi asks.

"She's no where to be found."

"Damned little bitch. Always wandering off." Hidan grumbles again.

"Someone go find her!" Zetsu's black side begins, as his white side quickly adds, 'please' before disappearing.

Deidara looks over at Zetsu, who's greedily counting money. "You go. It's most like your fault she stormed off, un. Cheating her out of her money, un."

"No. I'm busy. You go."

"I can't go…. Be…because…I…have art to do, un…. Tobi, be a good boy and fetch her."

"Tobi doesn't wanna go outside," He begins, "It's raining."

"Itachi?"

"No."

"Hidan?"

"Fuck no."

"…Kisame?"

Everyone looks at me. With a sigh, I'm up. Not that I mind Maki. She's usually not that big of a pain in the ass.

I remember the first time we met Maki.

A small little blond girl, sleek bob cut blond hair with red streaks, and even redder, piercing eyes. A scowl painted on her face. She looked like a mini-Pein, with that lip piercing, and several piercings on her ear lobes and cartilage.

"This is Maki." Was all he said.

Before I thought Maki was okay. Now, I'm thinking she's a big pain in the ass.

It's raining like crazy.

There was a small town up ahead. It looks almost deserted. No one's on the streets…

There is one person.

And it's who I am looking for.

An umbrella in hand, but it's folded up.

She's dancing.

I try so hard to hold back the laughter. This isn't Maki behavior.

I was finally able to stop myself from laughing and say,

"Uh…Errm…. Maki…?"

I can only imagine her facial expression. Her back is turned toward me.

I wish I had a camera. I couldn't help myself any longer. I began to laugh.

Her hair was a complete mess; she is completely flustered, a deep red blush spread across her face. Her eyes narrowed, she looks mortified. All she can whisper is, "Damn you, Kisame."

"Sorry to disturb you." I chuckled.

Maki only scowled and walked toward me, "Damnit Kisame, why the hell would you have come and look for me? Gaaaah never mind. I'm going back." She snapped and threw her umbrella at me, as she began to walk.

I opened it.

I laughed harder.

It was Doraemon. I keeled over with laughter.

"I had no idea you like Doraemon…" I managed to gasp between laughs.

"It's not fucking mine! I stole it off some fat ass man!" She screamed back.

Way to go, Maki. Blurting out how you stole something at the top of your lungs.

Maki was even more embarrassed now.

She pretty much sped out of the small village.

I followed, laughing hard.

Maki's POV

Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn

DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMNNNNN.

Damn that fat man for selling Doremon umbrellas.

Damn Pein-sama for needing me to come back.

Damn Kisame for coming to get me.

ROAAAR!!!!

Kisame was obviously amused. The whole way back all I could hear besides the pounding rain was Kisame's howls of laughter.

"Okay. I get it. It was funny. Give it a rest?"

His laughing subsided, for only a moment, and then it began again but even louder.

Asshole.

The whole way back was this eerie silence…Well, apart from Kisame's muffled laugh.

"Maatchi!!" Tobi chimed. That swirly orange mask, his cute third person speech. It was adorable. Tobi was- as Tobi would put it- "My bestest friennnnd!" …Well, besides his partner, Deidara. But I don't think that Deidara would agree with that.

I ignored Tobi, and headed straight for Kakuzu. "Damnit, you mother fucker. Give me that money you owe me. I'm gonna kick your ass."

Everyone was pretty startled. Obviously, considering I'm always chewing Hidan out for his colorful vocabulary.

It rubs off on you.

Kakuzu obviously paid no heed to my threat. So, I kick him over, and grabbed a pile of bills from his mountain of money.

"What the hell?!" He howled, "DAMNIT MAKI!!"

I smirked as I pocketed the money. "That's what you get."

"Maki, Leader-sama wanted to see you, un." Deidara said, still a bit surprised by my nice Hidan expression.

"What for?" I ask, as I stepped away from Kakuzu who attempted to steal his money back.

"A mission most likely. Better hurry, un."

And without changing, I trudge my waterlogged ass to Pein-sama's office.

Walking through corridor into corridor, I though of stopping at my room to change, or at least put my money away and get my cloak.

Uuuugh…. Damn Kisame…

I'm not paying attention to anything, and all of a sudden, I run into a wall.

No…not a wall. A plant…

Oh…A Zetsu.

"Watch it, swine!" His black side snapped, "Be more careful." Followed his white side.

"Sorry, sorry… Leader-sama was looking for me?"

"Yes, he was." (Move your ass!)

"May I at least change?"

"No time. It's urgent." (You've kept him long enough, hurry it up!)

With that, I find myself being dragged along with Zetsu pulling at my arm.

Eventually were there. I'm not as soaked, but I'm still dripping wet. Pein looks at me, displeased.

"What were you doing?"

"Taking a walk, Sir."

Ignoring my last statement, he continues, "Nevermind. As you know, you know you have outstanding acting skills to attain information."

Yeah, no arguing there, I was kick ass.

A geisha, a merchant, I even made a whole entire clan believe I was a Twenty-year-old male.

Which is pretty amazing, considering I'm a fifteen-year-old girl.

"We need you to gain information from the Village Hidden in the Rocks while posing as a Princess from a distant land." He began, as he handed me the scroll with the details of the mission. "Specific things are inside. Look then over as soon as you…dry off."

I opened my mouth to ask about whom I would be going on this mission with, if I could know.

Laughter?

…DAMN YOU KISAME IF YOU SAID ANYTHING I WILL KILL YOU!!!

A quick bow and then I was off, I grabbed my coat and threw my money on my bed quickly as I stopped by the corridor containing out rooms.

He better not have said ANYTHING incriminating….


OH GOOD KAMI!!!

That damn umbrella….!!

"You aren't serious, un!" Deidara exclaimed.

I need something to throw….

Without a second thought, the scroll containing the information for the mission was flying toward Kisame's head.