-1a/n I have realized that the chorus of the song, The Reason, by Hoobastank, could fit Jasper and Alice, well, Jasper to Alice, look, I found a reason for me…to change who I used to be…a reason to start over new…and the reason is you… cuz he stopped being a human drinker for her!! Even though it's hard for him!!! So yeah…the only reason your getting this chapter today is for all the 3 reviewers, I tried to do better, but if it's still not that good, just tell me again, and again, until I get the point...THANKS REVIEWERS!! For some reason, writing in all caps gets me giddy…I LOVE GIDDY!! Well, I wrote that to be giddy, but it didn't help…I think it needs to be funny in my mind…that is SO not funny! Now that kinda was…to me…GOING ON!! Any ideas for kitties? Or ways to die?? I don't want to do the one where Jasper was jealous and stuff until later…so I need some ideas…I'll shut up now and write your story!!

DISCLAIMER: who are you? FAN fiction, FAN!!

KITTY KILLER!

It was mid-july when Emmett brought home a kitty.

"Emmett? That's Alice's job…" they all said

"Well, who CARES!! This kitty looks like Garfield!!!" Emmett answered

"but not as fat…" said Alice.

"And with soft, fluffy fur!" Rosalie added.

"And a really scared look in his eyes!!" Bella added.

"And trying to escape…" Alice concluded.

"it kinda does…" they all said, but one…

"That's cuz it's Garfield's brother!" Edward pointed out

"Really? Then why is he homeless???" Emmett asked

"Look around his neck!!! You idiot!!" Alice answered, finding the diamond collar.

"what? He has a bunch of rocks that got thrown at him stuck to a belt!" Emmett answered, and added, "with the words Garfield's brother, Simon on the tag…"

"Now we have to return it." Jasper says.

"NO!! kitty really likes me!!" as he is saying this, kitty is trying to get away, and finally does, cuz Emmett thinks he wants food. As soon as he's off, he jumps on Jasper, making Jasper look like he's wearing a fur backpack backwards.

A few minutes of laughter from almost everyone but Emmett who is sulking on the couch, and Jasper, who is doing something mysterious. When they all stop, they see blood all over Jaspers teeth and lips.

"What? Brothers-to-famous-cats are my favorite kind of cat!!!"

Emmett learned: almost famous cat (plus) Jasper (equals) bubuy almost famous kitty!!

On his grave:

Here lies Garfield's so-less-famous brother, Simon

May he be famous in heaven,

And my no other relatives of Garfield's meet Jasper.

a/n ok, here you go!!! I changed the ending of his rip stone like, 5 times, and I changed his name like, 3 times and the middle 2 times!! It was hard to come up with!! Can someone please review?! More funny dead cats come if you review!! Oh, and I almost forgot, does anyone wanna be my beta? I think I need one...for this story...not my best work...REVIEW!