Disclaimer: I don't own the charcters or the song...I only wish i did

Stupid Cupid

Stupid Cupid, you're a real mean guy (stupid cupid)

I'd like to clip your wings so you can't fly (stupid cupid)

I am in love and it's a crying shame (stupid cupid)

And I know you're the one to blame (stupid cupid)

Ginerva Weasly sat up in her bed. The sunshine filtered through the curtains and the tantalising aroma of fresh eggs cooking lingered in the air. She ran her long slendor fingers through her fiery red hair and pulled herself out of bed. Ginny ran down the stairs, almost crashing into Ron halfway down. As she did she reached up and yanked a few hairs out of his head. She composed herself and walked into the kitchen, tucking the fine bristles of hair into her pocket.

Hey hey, set me free

Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me

Hermione, Harry, George, Percy, Molly and Arthur sat around the kitchen table, eating eggs, bacon, kippers, toast, sausages and porridge. Ginny sat down beside Harry and he smiled at her, unable to talk for the four eggs and the half sausage in his mouth. Ginny mimed gagging and Hermione giggled at her actions. After breakfast, while every one else went outside to play quidditch, Ginny sprinted up the stairs to Hermione's room.

Can't do my homework, and can't think straight (stupid cupid)

I meet him every morning 'bout half past eight (stupid cupid)

I'm acting like a lovesick fool (stupid cupid)

You've even got me carrying his books to school (stupid cupid)

She walked into the room and nearly fainted. The room used to belong to Fred and George and was overpowered with the scent of gardenia, moonflower, vanilla and sparkling citrus. Hermione's bag from the year before was sitting calmly on the floor. Ginny sat down and began to rummage through it. There were clothes, books, several crumpled pieces of parchment and a heap of other things Ginny could not identify. Finally she found the polyjuice potion.

Hey hey, set me free

Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me

You mixed me up for good right from the very start

Hey, go play Robin Hood with somebody else's heart

Ginny stole two vials and placed the rest back in the bag, careful to place the bag exactly where it had been when she had first entered the room. She ran up the satirs further until she reached her bedroom, closing the door firmly behind her. She carefully hid one vial, left the other resting against her school bag and headed out into the backyard. She asked Ron to come up to her room to help her with something.

You've got me jumping like a crazy clown (stupid cupid)

And I don't feature what you're putting down (stupid cupid)

Since I kissed his loving lips of wine (stupid cupid)

The thing that bothers me is that I like it fine (stupid cupid)

The second Ron walked into the room, Ginny stunned him from behind. She pulled him into her wardrobe before locking it behind her. Ginny added the hairs to the potion and grimaced as it turned a sickly khaki green and began emitting the foul odor of steamed cabbage and rotten eggs. She pinched her nose, hardly believeing the lengths she was going to and took a long drink before dropping the glass onto the ground.

Hey hey, set me free

Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me

You've got me jumping like a crazy clown (stupid cupid)

And I don't feature what you're putting down (stupid cupid)

Since I kissed his loving lips of wine (stupid cupid)

The thing that bothers me is that I like it fine (stupid cupid)

Ginny's body began to change immediatly. Her hair shortened to her shoulders, which became considerably broader. Her nose began to grow and she gained a few more freckles. She got taller and lost her breasts. She felt a slight bulge in her pants that didn't need explaining. Finally when the transformation was complete, Ginny looked in the mirror. She was an exact replica of her brother. She smiled to herself and made her way back downstairs.

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