Epic Clash of the Uzumakis

Kickers-ej

Disclaimer: I CAN'T OWN NARUTO??!!


Section 2: 20 minutes

Uchiha Sasuke swore he will never be disobedient to god ever AGAIN. As long as god let him forever be in this fantasy world, where there are not only ONE (delicious) Uzumaki dobe, but THREE of them.

"Sasuke! Come home with me dattebayo!" the Uzumaki with the jounin attire asked brashly. Sasuke's religious meter just went up a notch. The dobe asked him to his home?

It was during this time that Naruto had time to observe his two adversaries. Naruto (B) was apparently, a jounin. He seemed to be a few years older than himself, about the age of 18 or so. His face had a sharper edge, eyes a darker blue. The hair seemed longer by a bit, and of course, he was taller. The other one, Naruto (C), was about 20-ish; his hair was definitely longer where it flowed to the side of his face. The eyes were more sullen, and his skin was more of a bronze colour. Naruto could not make out what his rank was, due to the clothes he was wearing. Black muscle shirt and slacks, with normal sandals, but the backpack on his back indicated that he was still taking missions, judging by the way it was packed. A jounin too, perhaps?

"He will come with me," Naruto (C) commanded, his baritone lower than the other Narutos. He was propped onto a nearby tree where he was gazing intensely at Sasuke. Sasuke could feel the heat climbing onto his face.

"No! Sasuke teme belongs here!" Naruto finally argued, and turned to look at Sasuke, who had a dazed, kinda confuse look on, which did not suit him well.

"Sasuke! Say something!" only then did Uchiha Sasuke snap out of his daze and turned to look at the dobe. Yep, still three of them.

"I think we should explain to him," Naruto(B) suggested, which was agreed by all parties. Thus, Naruto (C) narrated the whole fanfic up till this point. Thankfully, Sasuke was a genius, and a fast learner.

"So, in your universes we were dating?" the Uchiha enquired. Both Narutos nodded.

"And something happened to the Sasuke of your universe?" again, both nodded.

"So you are here to take me with you?" Nods again. Sasuke contemplated here.

"Why this universe?" Naruto asked irritably. Both Narutos looked at each other and then at the original Naruto. Finally, after much anticipated silence, one of them decided to speak up.

"Actually, this is the first universe where Naruto and Sasuke remain friends," (B) replied, while shrugging off.

"That's why we picked this universe; I am not so heartless as to steal someone else's heart away. But since there are no strings attached here…" (C) stated, tone nonchalant.

The truth hurts. In Naruto's mind he wondered if Sasuke did not feel the same as he did, and would have rejected his confession should it ever happened. Is that the reason why in this universe they remained friends?

Sasuke glanced at the original Naruto of his universe. So, Naruto did not harbour feelings for him? The impact of the statement hit him hard. He was doomed to be just friends with the usuratonkachi? Will there be a time where he will have to watch at the sides and let his dobe fall to the arms of another?

"So everything being said, what do you say Sasuke? Come with me?" (B) put on a puppy face and hoped that Sasuke will be persuaded enough to come with him.

"If I am not attracted to this dobe," pointed at Naruto, "what makes you think that I will be attracted to you?" Sasuke dead-panned. At this Naruto frowned, is Sasuke saying that he will never have feelings towards him?

"Maybe this Naruto is not to your liking, that's why you don't feel anything. How about testing this Naruto instead?" Naruto (B) indicated from Naruto to himself. The other two Narutos bristled and was about to launch a verbal attack when Sasuke spoke.

"I'll give each of you 20 minutes to persuade me, and if I happen to like one of you. I will consider the option of returning to your universe. (B) and (C) whooped with joy, each already taking straws to see who gets to go first for their 20 minutes date. Meanwhile, Naruto pulled Sasuke aside.

"Sasuke! Are you really thinking about this? What's wrong about this universe?!" Naruto refused to let Sasuke go. If Sasuke went with them, wouldn't that mean he will disappear from here?

"It interests me, plus there is nothing left here for me to do, with Itachi and Orochimaru out of the equation," Sasuke stated calmly, watching the jounin Naruto punched the air. Looks like he won.

"Interest?!! Nothing left?! Then what about me?? You'll just leave me?" the last part came out so sadly spoken Sasuke had to turn his gaze away to ignore the feelings that burned inside.

"No," He didn't want to address the issue, it was painful to know that Naruto will consider him as only a friend. "I just wanted to know, what it feels like,"

"What?"

"To have someone as your own, to love, and be loved," Sasuke turned away, effectively missing the longing look on Naruto's face.

"I'm not your only friend, Naruto. You won't even miss me," Naruto was about to protest when (B) latched onto Sasuke's arm and dragged him away.

The next 40 minutes will be the longest one in his life.


WITH NARUTO (B)

"Sasuke! Can I call you Sasu-rin??! Please??!!" Naruto (B) jumped up and down with energy high enough to rival the sun. Sasuke smirked.

"No,"

"Teme!!" Naruto (B) was about to punch the Uchiha for being so arrogant when Sasuke pinned him against a tree, face closed enough to feel heat radiating from the dobe. Naruto (B) blushed but closed the gap between them in a shy manner.

The kiss was explosive in Sasuke's mind. Vaguely he toyed with the idea of having this feeling as often as he wanted. It was tempting, to have such intimacy available to him from the one he loves most. Hesitantly, Sasuke pulled apart, not missing the small mewl of displeasure from the blonde.

"Tell me, Naruto, how are we in the future?" Sasuke settled down on the base of the tree, Naruto unabashedly sitting in his lap and winding his hand around the Uchiha's neck. He proceeded to narrate their daily interactions, kisses in the morning, sparring until lunch. They always ate at Ichiraku ramen, and everyday, without fail one of Sasuke's fangirls will be sent to the hospital because of an over-obsessive dobe getting jealous to the glomps that his boyfriend received. They spend their time together until dusk, and then went back to their apartment, where they would cook dinner together and spend the night cuddling up to each other.

It was beautiful to Sasuke, the way that Naruto's eyes would glaze over and sighing contentedly when reminiscing about his relationship.

"What happened to your Sasuke?" Naruto grinned and rubbed the back of his head. In a sheepish way he met Sasuke's gaze.

"Ano sa, actually he ran away to Orochimaru again,"

"So you are giving up on him?" It came as a harsh statement. Sasuke would never thought that Naruto would give up on him ever. It was the dobe's determination that brought him back and compelled him to stay.

"NO! It's not like that! I just want to borrow you for a while. It's like this ok? One day I just happened to snap really bad and lashed out at Itachi, see? Sasu-rin was pissed off royally at me and decided to run away to Oro-pervert. So if I have you, then Sasu-rin will be jealous enough and come back! And then I will assure him that I still love him only,"

Sasuke sweat-dropped. Was he really that childish in that universe?! Please, kami, don't let him turn out like that.

"Wait a minute! Why the hell would I be pissed if you beat the crap out of Itachi?! And why Ororchimaru??!!" Sasuke shouted unceremoniously.

" Sasu-rin forgave his brother and now they are close. But Itachi is a pervert! He always grope Sasu-rin and Sasu-rin is too innocent to notice it. Sasu-rin always scoffed at me when I say that Itachi wants to have hot incestual smex! But it's true, I swear!! And Ororchimaru also became good. He is like a father figure to Sasu-rin. But the perverted snake also wants to take my Sasu-rin away! Sasuke, help meee!!!!" tears where gushing out like fountains from Naruto(B)'s eyes.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. Sasuke immediately had his verdict there and then. There is no way in hell was he going to be used as some kind of plan piece to make himself jealous.

"YOU DOBE! Why don't you just use other guys to make your Sasuke jealous?!"

"I can't!! It's like I cheat on Sasu-rin if I am with other guys. I don't like to cheat! Plus, Sasu-rin always says in front of our bathroom mirror that he is the sexiest man meat ever!" Naruto(B) nodded his head in order to emphasize the statement. Sasuke flinched inwardly. At least he knows that he is still conceited in that universe.

"Listen to me. I do not want to go back with you. I will NOT be some piece of equipment to be used temporarily. Go back to your universe and think of another way," Sasuke turned to leave. Naruto(B) pouted and grabbed Sasuke's hand. There goes his plan T. He was all out on plans!

"Sasuke! Help me??! Tell me what to do?! It's already two days!!"

"Hn."

"Fine! Then can I please have a kiss goodbye?"

"Hn."

"Please?"

"Hn."

"I miss him," a sniffle and the words uttered in such a longing voice, pierced Sasuke's heart in sharp edges. He turned towards the dobe that he fell in love with, but not quite the same. He cupped the blonde's face gently and tilted it upwards.

"He misses you too, dobe," with that Sasuke swooped in to claim the blonde's lips. The kiss was gentle, it was reassuring, and it was calming. For Naruto (B), he understood the reasoning for this Sasuke to utter the words of comfort and he gladly accepted it. Tears fell freely onto heated whiskered cheeks and Sasuke wiped it away.

They broke their kiss and stayed close together, Naruto (B) smiled gently, licking his lips to taste Sasuke there.

"Never give up, Naruto," Sasuke whispered softly into the kitsune's ears. Naruto nodded and turned away, making hand seals that was unrecognizable. Finishing his moves, he whipped his head back towards Sasuke, grinning.

"Thanks, Sasuke teme, you shouldn't give up too," he gazed at the general direction of the other two Narutos. Light began to encompass him, and he stepped further into it.

"Naruto," at that the dobe looked questioningly at the avenger, raising his eyebrows.

"Try using a French maid costume, he might come back," with that Sasuke walked back towards the other two, not missing the embarrassed shout of "Hentai!" from the dobe.


Naruto inwardly felt relieved to see Sasuke returning by himself. The other Naruto just smirked evilly; the competition just got eliminated, meaning that his chances were higher. The Uchiha watched as Naruto(C) pushed himself away from the tree that he was leaning on and made his way towards the sharingan user.

"Well then Sasuke, are you ready to be swept off your feet?"


That is the second chapter! many thanks to those who reviewed! I will dedicate the last chapter to all!