011
A: Damn! The mosquitoes are extremely rampant this year! Even the ultrasonic mosquito repelling device doesn't work!
R: But I feel the same as last year da~
E: Not at all. They also fly much faster and smarter than last year! Yesterday we spent the whole afternoon just killed two with the electric mosquito swatter.
C: Here is the tea, please aru.
A: Well, we haven't seen any mosquitoes since we entered your house. What do you use to drive them away? Mosquito-repellent incense?
C: Knife aru.
E:... I'd rather believe it is Ivan s curse.
012
R: Yao~ Yao~
C: You call me yao all the time. Don't you forget my surname aru?
R: How can I da~
C: So what's it aru?
R: Braginski of course ~~~
013
One day, Bar.
Estonia: There's a saying goes that lover is your clothes while friend is your arm .
Latvia: Ahh!
Lithuania: What's up?
La: In that case, doesn t Mr. Braginski use his only arm as clothes ?
Es: Hey don't speak like that!
La: But there is no better choices because he doesn't have other clothes anyway.
Es: Levis!
Li: Ahhh!
La: So poor~
R: I heard each word ~ ^L^
(You three really should go to another bar next time XD)
014
C: Ivan, it is said that distance brings beauty. How far do you think is the most beautiful distance between us aru ?
R: Taking the wrinkles of clothes into count, I think it's half a millimeter.
015
One day, in shopping mall, Ivan and Wang Yao met Cuba (I failed to find his name QAQ)
C: Whee! Long time no see aru!
Cu: Oh it's you! How are you?
R: Fine, I think.
Cu: It's so good there is always conjugal love between you two.
C: Your age is not any small and where is your wedding aru?
Cu: Haha,wedding? I even don't have someone.
C: Then do you need we to introduce one to you aru ?
R: What about Natasha ?
Cu: Thanks but better not.
Canada: Well, don't you come out with me to choose wedding dress today?
(Poor and cute transparent Canada...)
016
F: Ivan, I heard that your wife was robbed last night! Any hurt?
R: Hmm, yup.
F: Badly?
R: Quite. One had three ribs broken, and another's shank was kicked into apart. Also one had two black eyes...
F: Wait, wait! How many wives do you have ?!
R: Only one.
F: Then you're referring to...
R: The robbers, certainly.^L^
017
One dusk, Honda Kiku, the neighbour, came to borrow a shovel.
The door opened and Wang Yao stood in front of him with untidy dressing and a tired looking.
J: (Shocked) What s the matter ?!
C: Well, Ivan got drunk again aru.
Yao s voice was weak,too.
J: Ahh, then?
C: He hawked on me down the moment he came back without closing the door aru. I was going to close it but he insisted on dragging my shirt even broke the buttons aru.
J: But you made it right?
C: Yeah ...Oh, truly, how old on earth is the guy aru? Always as wayward as a kid and do things like that aru~
J: So, what's going on afterwards?
C: Afterwards? He said my hair was in a mess but I said, not, then he robbed my hair band aru. He tossed about my hair for the following half hour with his bear claws aru. Fortunately you have come aru~
J: ...So like... this?
C: What do you mean by such a disappointed expression aru?
018
F: Alas~ Yao is such a cute person. How come he is willing to marry Ivan, the guy who has a bun-like face~ Brother is so handsome but why Yaoyao did't be attracted to me ~
E: Just because Ivan has a bun-like face, perhaps.
019
Hearing that Alfred would hug the most closed one near him when watching ghost film, Ivan planed to see if his Yao would do the same.
-Watching-
R: Darling, how do you feel ?
C: Hahahaha, what a stupid guy aru ! I would have kicked the female ghost away aru!
R: ...
C: The male ghost is badly made-up aru ~
( After that, they learned that this film was directed by Yao's younger blood brother. )
020
F: Alas~ Such a flower stuck in the Siberia frozen soil layer like that. Why couldn't he run into brother's warm embrace ~
E: Have you forgotten where you put the flower to usually ?
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