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Life Lesson:"When life gives you lemons..SQUIRT IT IN THE EYES OF AN INNOCENT!!"
It was early morning when somewhere in the world Sakura was staring at Victoria Mackintosh ,who was sleeping in the hotel. Sakura noted that the girl was indeed harmless. She stood from her seat to make some coffee when suddenly..
"OH ,UCHIHA!! ITACHI!! TAKE ME!!" screamed Victoria from her bed.
Immediately Sakura dropped the Maxwell's coffee pot to rescue her guest from what ever the problem was. As she got there she was ready to pounce only to be disturbed so she got the Hokage and..
Victoria awoke from her perverted fantasy of a dream to find her self being stared at by the 5th Hokage herself.
"Sakura," started the gambler hag, "it just seems to be a 'wet dream',it's natural"
"You hag-I MEAN- you can't be serious?! She was dreaming of Itachi!!"
"And haven't you had dreams about one of them, Deidara, I believe?"
"Erm..maybe." Sakura blushed like mad along with a massive nose bleed when she thought about her dreams and how he used to touch her in places with the other mouths..
---Akatsuki hide out A.K.A:The Lair---
"Achoo!!" sneezed Itachi.
"Achoo!!" sneezed Deidara
"My, my. You both sneezed" said the Pein hologram stating the obvious.
" I wonder who's talkin about us, eh, Itachi?,un."
"Hn" was the only reply.
Strangely enough Pein sneezed.
"Oh my, I sneezed" once again stating the obvious while the hologram wavered a bit.
"Tobi is a good boy!" said Tobi.
"Shadd up,Mada-" Pein tried to yell but Tobi sneezed.
"Oh my god, its a plague!!un! yelled Deidara while running in circles and making clay birds then detonated them again and again.
Itachi slowly slipped away to the hall heading for his room.
Hidan was also passing by very cool making Itachi feel comfortable..that was until, "achoo!!" sneezed Hidan.
Itachi ran and ran while using his sharingan to make sure it wasn't Genjutsu, then he reached his door slammed it shut and hid under his bed like a man.
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