How To: Live With A Dobe
Sasuke sighed. Naruto was late. Again.
Sasuke really has no reason to be surprised. The dobe is never on time. Whereas Sasuke gives new meaning to the word punctual.
But all of Konoha had thought that Naruto could at least be on time for his wedding. Well- now they know better. Naruto is utterly incapable of being on time unless someone is there to put a foot in his ass to get him to move. Which is why Sasuke recruited Sakura and Ino to drag his punctuality challenged fiancé to the church
A door slam could be heard in the front of the church. Then a cry that unmistakably Naruto's yell, "Sakura-chan, I think Sasuke-teme can wait five more minutes if he's waited this long! Why am I rushing for the bastard- Ow! Ino, you didn't have to hit me!"
Sasuke sighed again.
It was Naruto's night to prepare dinner. And he was preparing instant ramen; as usual. Well, there was also a salad. So, at least Sasuke had some edible food.
Then the fire alarm went off. Sasuke rushed into the kitchen. It wouldn't do to have his little kitsune hurt.
When Sasuke entered the kitchen he saw Naruto holding what looked to be a charred bit of lettuce.
"Do I want to know what happened?" Sasuke asked the blond.
"Probably not. But at least we still have the ramen!" Naruto grinned.
Had he not been an Uchiha, Sasuke would have sweatdropped.
Sasuke was waiting with the rest of the jounins that would be taking on a team of genins this year. Everyone was already there and had been for some time. Well, except Naruto. And Tsunade said that had t wait for the dobe.
"Sasuke, why didn't you wake Naruto up before coming here?" Sakura asked.
"Hn. I did."Sasuke grunted. Where was the idiot?
"Uchiha, why didn't you bring Naruto with you?" Neji asked him.
Sasuke just glared. Apparently none of these people had ever tried to wake Naruto up before.
Just then, the door to the room opened and Naruto tripped into the room.
"Hey everyone! I'm not that late am I?" Naruto smiled and scratched the back of his head.
"Dobe." Sasuke grumbled.
Naruto was crouched in a tree near his students. Konohamaru, Moegi and Udon were sitting on the same bridge that Team Seven used to occupy. They too were waiting for their sensei like Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura used to wait for Kakashi.
Sasuke, whose own team was weeding some old lady's garden, appeared behind Naruto.
Noticing the tense set of his lover's shoulders, Sasuke smirked. He came up close behind Naruto, suppressing his chakra so as to not be detected, and whispered," Boo."
When Naruto fell out of the tree, screaming, and scaring the three pre-teens, Sasuke almost laughed. Almost.
There was paint everywhere. Except on the walls. And not only was it not light blue or white, like Sasuke had requested. No, there was hot pink, lime green and neon orange splattered all over the furniture, windows and carpeting. Not to mention both Sasuke and Naruto.
But, Sasuke conceded, the way the paint made Naruto's clothes cling to his lithe frame was really sexy. And, hey, they Naruto hadn't attempted to paint the bedroom yet. So…
"Hn. Dobe." Sasuke muttered, dragging Naruto toward the bedroom where the bed was not covered in garish paint.
Sasuke was totally not blushing. He was much too pale and emotionless and awesome to blush. But, Naruto, dressed like that was kind of…um, distracting and sexy and a lot little arousing.
"Naruto, you do realize that we don't celebrate Halloween, right?" Sasuke asked.
"But, teme, I look pretty and I wanna. Will you buy me candy?" Naruto smiled, adjusting the very short maid's outfit. Oh, yes, the dobe had managed to get a maid outfit that only just covered his ass. The outfit was complete with thigh-high fishnet stockings and a frilly little hat. And, Kami, was Naruto wearing lip gloss?
"Teme! Put me down! Argh! Sas-mpphh!" Naruto was effectively shut up when they reached the bedroom and he was thrown onto the bed and then one Uchiha Sasuke's lips crashed onto his.
A/N: Okay, that was the second part of the How To: SasuNaru series. Hope y'all liked it. Happy Thanksgiving!