I was sittin on the couch watching Greg and Keithie Play their game. "There is Blood Everywhere!" Mr Feder comes in and flings Greg and Keithie over his shoulders and I follow.
"Thats It no more video games no more more texting. From now on have fun outside."
"What are we supposed to do?"
"Just play like normal kids."
We go go into the woods and Kurt says "We used to gather our shower curtains and a shopping cart and go shopping cart sailing."
"How'd you Steer?"
"We didn't."
"How'd You top?"
"We just crashed into things that was the fun part."
We used to shoot bottle rockets at each, you wanna go for the face to blind them." Dad says. I hit him and he goes. "Sorry, Kids Dont do that, You know what Erase, Reboot." He says.
"Look make a tree fort. I'll get you started." He says picking up a large stick and putting it in the tree.
"Rob lived in one of those for a year."
"Why?" Greg asks.
"My Mom took away my roller skates." He says.
"Uh-oh Vietnam Flashback." Dad says.
Mr. Feder walks over to a rope on the tree. "You know what that means." Mr. Lamonsoff says
"We get to hang ourselves."
"What you see a rope on a tree and you don't get excited."
Mr. Lamsoff Goes to get on it adn he runs off the top rock. He gets to the water but doesn't drop. He comes back and hits the tree. He hits the ground and he climbs up holding his leg. "Oh My God I broke it, I see Bone."I grab onto to Greg's arm
"Its a stick. I got you all"
"Daddy that bird is hurt." Becky says pointing to a bird. "Oh My God, Ill go get a shoe box." Dad helped Mr. Lamonsoff up
"Did you really land on that bird?" He asks him.
"I dont know all I heard was a chirp and A snap, But that could have been anything.
I walk to the bird I pick it up carefully and Greg gives me his sweatshirt.
Before we go to the diner I change into something more warmer.
"Hey Lenny, Remeber when we would come here and get wasted?" Dad asks
"Whats Wasted?" Donna asks.
"Uhh Wasted is when you have a hankering for Ice cream." Mr. Feder says.
"I wanna get wasted." I wanna get wasted every day." "I wanna get chocolate wasted."Becky says
"Okay lets see make this easy 17 burgers and 17 fries."Mr Lamonsoff. "Now what do you guys want." He says Jokingly.
Mama says that she doesn't want a burger. So she orders like 1/2 the menu.
"And what to drink." The Waitress asks.
"I'll have flat water. Voss."Greg says.
"We have tap water"
"Anything you got will be good." Lenny said trying not to make a fool out of himself.
"We have it from a faucet."She said and writes it down
"Like from a hose?" Greg asks
"Tap water." She says clearly annoyed.
"What countries that from?" Keithie asks.
After the conversation about water Mr. McKenzie says to Rita."Padha Duwe buger paling apik ing kutha."
Rita replies with more Chinese.
"Since when did you learn Chinese?" Deanne asks Mr. McKenzie.
"Just a little something I picked up watching a Chinese cooking show." Mr. McKenzie says
"That's great. Maybe you should focus a little less on the talking, and a little more of the cooking." Deanne says.
"Haha, you got told." Mama says.
"You got Toe." Mr. McKenzie says back.
"So Lenny, what time will you be leaving?" Sally asks Lenny.
"What is she talking about?" Eric asked, looking at Lenny.
"What do you mean leave?" Rob asked.
"I forgot to tell you, fellas. We gotta take off in the morning." Lenny explained as everyone started arguing and trying to reason with Lenny.
"You're leaving the lake house?"
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"You can't leave. We have the ceremony tomorrow!"
"Oh, Lenny is just playing' everybody!" Deanne exclaimed.
"Are you joking?"Dad asked.
"I wanna be there. I mean, we all wanna be there, but we gotta go to Milan." Lenny said.
"Milan, what? Italy?" Dad asked "What's in Milan?"
"It's pretty cool. Roxanne's got her fall line coming out." Lenny said. "Fashion week." Roxanne said.
"Three nights at the four seasons, baby. Eggs benedict by the pool, PlayStation in every room, and they show boobies in Italian TV." Greg cheered beside me. Wow only he would say that.
Gregs POV
I only said that the last part to see what Emily would do. I look over and she is sitting there. Damn. She's not showing any emotion.
Emily's POV
I look over at Greg to see him staring at me. He looks away and he scratches his neck. I look back at Lenny and Sally.
Mrs. Feder storms away and Mr. Feder follows her.
They come back and Mr. Feder goes to the front of the diner.
"Rematch I dare Ya." Comes from the speakers. What was that about?
After we eat, we all go to the car. And this time I am also stuck in between Andre and Greg. Fun.
