Hello everyone, li43101 here with another chapter! In this chapter, Gallerian finds a whole new meaning to Hell, and Kayo is amused by his reactions to not only the recordings, but every event following the message left by Phone Guy afterwards. She also becomes angry, but this is Kayo Sudou/Elluka Clockworker we're talking about. She's always going to get angry.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. The Vocaloids belong to Crypton Media, and all Five Nights at Freddy's characters belong to Scott Cawthon. This is Rated T for censored cussing (because my readers know I myself don't cuss). Enjoy:

Night 1

They arrived at 11:30 P.M. They got out of their car (which was a regular black Mercedes) and walked into the pizzeria. The manager thanked the two for coming early before handing them the keys to lock and unlock the front doors. Once left, they locked it and headed to the office. It was small, with only a wheelie chair to sit on. There was also a desk with some monitors on it, a creepy looking cupcake, a fan, and some trash. There were posters and drawing on the walls as well, and a single overhead light bulb lighting the area. The doors had two buttons; one to close and open the door, and another one to light the hallway. On the desk, they found an Tablet that was directly connected to the camera system. Gallerian picked it up and sat down as Kayo moved some stuff that was on the desk and sat there.

"I know this sounds redundant by now, but I really can't believe that we're doing this," She said. Gallerian nodded in agreement.

"Remember… For Crypton and for our budget."

"For Crypton and our budget."

12 A.M.

Gallerian jumped when he heard ringing. A cellphone or something.

"Don't worry, that's just a message on the phone. Can't really see where it is, but then again I never did," Kayo explained, looking around the desk and finding the phone on her left, which was Gallerian's right. It was kind of in front of that creepy looking cupcake. It almost looked like it was staring into his soul.

"Nice of you to mention that now," Gallerian muttered sarcastically before looking at the tablet. He bit his lip when he saw three animatronics on the stage. There was a purple bunny with a red bow-tie, a brown bear with a black top hat and a black bow-tie holding a microphone, and a… duck? Maybe chicken? Well, whatever it was, it was creepy, yellow, and it wore a bib that said "Let's Eat." He looked up at Kayo, only to be surprised that she was looking at him, slightly amused.

"The bear is Freddy Fazbear. He's the mascot of the pizzeria, as if that wasn't already obvious. The bunny is Bonnie; he's a boy by the way so don't get confused. And the chicken – and yes, I believe that's a chicken – is named Chica. Do you see a pattern with the naming?" She asked. Gallerian actually did. Chica the Chicken sounded a lot catchier than Chica the Duck. Probably was the intent. Just then, the phone's message played.

"Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact."

"So that means he's been dead, right?" Gallerian asked Kayo, glancing up from the tablet to the sorceress. He may not know much of what's going on, but he does know for a fact that people have died here. He's been told that much.

"Ah yeah, he's dead," Kayo bluntly answered.

"So I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?"

"He doesn't sound too confident, does he?" Gallerian asked. Kayo shook her head to show that she agreed with him.

"Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know."

"You have no idea," Kayo muttered.

"Uh, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life."

"Or, if you're a night guard, a life-threatening atmosphere that if it doesn't kill you will traumatize you for life," Kayo said in a sarcastic happy tone. Gallerian had the nerve to smile slightly at this, despite the looming atmosphere.

"Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person."

"This is where sh*t hits the fan, doesn't it?" Gallerian asked, looking at the tablet and seeing that all three animatronics are still there.

"Pretty much, yeah. Prepare for you jaw to drop," Kayo said.

"Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced.""

True to Kayo's prediction, Gallerian's jaw dropped. Kayo, having just found the phone, paused the message so he could let out his thoughts.

"… Okay, first of all, f*ck this place. Second, how can he say damage or death so casually? Third, why do they file a missing person report after 90 f*cking days?! Fourth, why do they do that when all evidence of your death is f*cking gone?! And fifth, F*CK THIS PLACE!" Gallerian exclaimed, his questions sounding a bit more panicky with each new sentence. The room was silent for a few moments before Kayo spoke up.

"Got that out of your system?"

"Yeah, why?" Gallerian asked.

"Because prepare to hear the reason why this place should be f*cked, and for your jaw to drop again." Gallerian immediately regretted asking that question. Too late now.

"… Sh*t."

"Blah blah blah. Now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about."

"Oh, f*ck you dude," Gallerian said angrily.

"Can't. He's already dead." At this, Gallerian gave his friend a flat look.

"… Kayo, you know I hate when you do something like that to me."

"Do what?" Gallerian was silent for a few seconds before hanging his head and sighing, now looking at the show stage.

"… Never mind." It's no use trying to get Kayo to admit anything when she doesn't want to.

1 A.M.

"Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them?"

"Quirky? … Oh f*ck, I think I'm starting to see where this is going," Gallerian muttered.

"Congratulations, you got the Markiplier Foresight Achievement." Gallerian glared at Kayo, but was simply ignored.

"No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay."

"They're kind of like us when you think about it," Gallerian commented, looking up at Kayo who nodded in agreement.

"You're right Gallerian. Even though we do get baths probably more irritable than these guys, and girl. Though the irritability is mostly because of each other more than anything else."

"So, just be aware, the characters to tend to wander a bit."

"Well, f*ck. That was exactly what I was afraid of," Gallerian muttered, briefly looking at the tablet and seeing that the three animatronics were now looking at the camera, causing him to feel at unease. This is not what he signed up for.

"The next jaw dropping part's about to come up. Be prepared," Kayo said.

"I'm not prepared Kayo, you should know this!"

"Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh… Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87."

"… I feel compelled to ask, but I'm afraid that the answer is going to be more than I wanted," Gallerian said.

"You're about the story of it in a nutshell, so don't worry. It also happens to be the jaw dropping part I was just talking about." Gallerian mentally prepared himself when Kayo said that.

"Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?"

Despite the readiness, Gallerian's jaw dropped again, "… I'm so glad that this place wasn't around when I was a kid."

"In your first life or this one?" Kayo asked, tilting her head to the right.

"Both. I'm just glad that civilization wasn't advanced enough to know ANYTHING about pizzas yet when I first came about," Gallerian said.

"Same here," Kayo said in agreement.

"Uh, now concerning your safely, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person."

"Of f*cking course they won't," Gallerian muttered, frowning at how the kitchen had a black screen, audio only.

"You got to love the recognition system of animatronics nowadays," Kayo sarcastically said.

"They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to… forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit."

"Let me take a wild guess here; being stuffed into one of these suits is what causes death, isn't it?" Gallerian asked as he looked at the back stage and saw a bunch of heads of the bear, chicken/duck, and bunny, along with a complete Freddy suit. That was creepy.

"Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area."

"Ding! You are correct Gallerian Marlon! You win a trip to the Land of the People who aren't thickheaded," Kayo said in a game show host like tone.

2 A.M.

"So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort… and death."

"No sh*t, Phone Guy! Actually, does he have a name?" Gallerian asked the sorceress.

"No, not that I'm aware of. The fandom has called him Phone Guy. You're basically on a roll right now," Kayo said.

"Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh."

Gallerian's jaw dropped again, "… Holy sh*t… I do NOT want that to happen to me."

"Agreed," Kayo muttered.

"Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up."

"I can see why!" Gallerian exclaimed.

"That would be an awkward thing to explain. 'Uh, boss? Why does the contract say 'stalked by killer animatronics who will forcefully stuff you into death suits.'?' 'That's just a legal thing. Don't worry about it.' I wouldn't believe that one bit," Kayo said, using different tones for the two different voices. Gallerian snickered before he nervously looked at the stage again. They were all still there, amazingly.

"But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to closer the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night."

"Well, this is going to be an f*cking joy ride," Gallerian sarcastically muttered. He checked the stage and paled.

"Kayo… Bonnie's missing." Kayo got up as Gallerian held the screen up to her. Freddy and Chica were there but, indeed, Bonnie was no longer there.

"Check backstage." Gallerian pressed it, and jumped a foot out of his chair when he saw the animatronic bunny's facing the camera in there.

"OH, HI!" He exclaimed.

"You don't need to frantically look everywhere for them. The tablet uses the power, so you want to conserve it. Also, you can't keep the doors shut forever because they open when the power turns back one. Listening closely is a key way to tell if they're coming close or are in the kitchen. By the way, Bonnie comes from the left, Chica the right," Kayo explained as she sat back down at the desk.

"What happens when the power goes out?" Gallerian asked nervously.

"Short version is that Freddy f*cks us over. I have a feeling that you know the longer version," Kayo explained. Gallerian sighed through gritted teeth.

"I'm liking this job less and less every single second," He muttered, going back and forth from the show stage to the backstage.

3 A.M.

Eventually, when he checked the dining area, he jumped when he saw that Bonnie had moved.

"I am REALLY not liking this! I'm not liking this!" Gallerian said, a bit panicked. Just then, the camera feed went out.

"Oh no. What happened? What happened?!" He asked frantically, checking both door lights.

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure that it's Bonnie somehow doing that," Kayo commented offhandedly.

"I wasn't aware that the freaking bunny rabbit had a temporary E.M.P. system to knock out the camera feed," Gallerian sarcastically muttered as he checked the tablet again. The camera feed was back on. And Bonnie had gone backstage again.

"You're actually doing fairly well. Granted, you're kind of wasting power when you check for the location of Bonnie and to see if Chica is still in her place, but you're still good," Kayo commented.

"You know, I'm really wondering why a kid family pizzeria can't afford enough power to keep the security room running all night long," Gallerian muttered.

"With stuff like the Bite of 87' there are a lot of lawsuits… among other things," Kayo said.

"You mean with the death of the night guards?" Gallerian asked, raising an eyebrow.

"… Sort of… Let's just say that five children went missing… Their bodies were ever found," Kayo bluntly said. Gallerian's eyes widen at this before they were filled with disgust as he gritted his teeth.

"I can't believe that the world has become so sicken that someone kills five children at a kid family pizzeria just because," He said.

"I know. And this is a lot coming from a corrupted judge and murderous tailor/sorceress – who were both reborn as robots that are famous Japanese voice synthesizer," Kayo said.

4 A.M.

"We're doing well. Almost 50 percent power left. We can make it," Gallerian said, periodically checking the tablet to keep an eye on Bonnie and Chica.

"You've just jinxed us, you know that?" Kayo asked. Gallerian shrugged as he once again checked the tablet, only to pale slightly when he saw that Bonnie was gone. As if that wasn't bad enough, Gallerian and Kayo heard music coming from down the hallway.

"… What the h*ll is that?!" Gallerian asked.

"I think that's Freddy… He's able to emanate two different pieces of music from himself, that carousal music being one of them. In fact, before he murders you, he actually plays his song, which is the music box form of "Toreador March". It can last up to a minute and two seconds, but it always cuts off. It also plays at the end when you've beaten the fifth night," Kayo explained. Gallerian nodded before he checked the door to the left, only to jump about an exact foot into the air when he saw a purple bunny leaning in the doorway. He instantly closed the door.

"Holy f*ck!" He exclaimed in fright. He quickly checked the stage as Kayo got up from the desk and checked the door light. She looked out the window and saw a shadow.

"Yep, he's still out there. Word of advice, look through the windows when you press the lights. For Bonnie, you'll see his shadow, and for Chica you'll just see Chica," Kayo said. Gallerian, looked over to the right and pressed the door light. Both he and Kayo jumped when they saw Chica standing in front of the window. Gallerian quickly closed the door there.

"I really did jinx us, didn't I?"

"… I think you did… I was only joking about that!" Kayo yelled, now a bit angry.

5 A.M.

"Is he still out there?" Gallerian asked, checking the left door light. He cringed slightly when he saw that the shadow was still there, "Yep. He's still there."

"Chica will not leave," Kayo said, looking at Chica through the window as she pressed the door light. "Go away! Leave us in peace! We are not endoskeletons! We aren't even humans! We're robots, alright?! We're made of indestructible metal, so you can't even stuff us into those stupid suits anyways!" Kayo yelled.

"I don't think it's a good idea to insult them…" Gallerian muttered.

"Who cares?! We're behind doors, they can't get to us!" Kayo exclaimed. She stopped and took a deep breath, forcing herself to calm down. She shivered when she heard carousal music down the hallway. As time went on, they were stuck in the room for a while. Just when Kayo was about to lift the right door when Chica was gone, both doors went up, and the room suddenly became pitch black. Not even the fan was running.

"… No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no," Gallerian whispered before Kayo made a sharp move with her finger to her lips, causing him to stop. She slowly went to the floor, laying on it.

"… Play… dead… they'll think you're an empty costume, and it'll save your some time," Kayo whispered, her back to the left door. Gallerian didn't nod, but he understood as he followed Kayo's advice and went limp. He listened as he heard footsteps in the darkness. He almost jumped though when Freddy's eyes began to blink form the left doorway as that dreaded March music played. They kept still, and just as Freddy was about to cut off his music, a bell rung throughout the pizzeria, signaling that it was now 6 A.M. Gallerian breathed a sigh of relief.

"Don't be relieved yet; it's going to get worse tomorrow," Kayo said, walking out the right door. Gallerian quickly followed her.

"Doesn't mean that I can't be relieved that we've survived the night," He said sharply.

"Yeah, I know," Kayo said as they got into their car, with Kayo in the driver's seat and Gallerian sitting in the passenger's seat. Kayo started the car and the two left the dreaded pizzeria for now. Kayo was honestly glad that they survived the first night, and now she was planning for the ultimate downfall for the pizzeria after they leave so no one has to go throw what they're currently going through ever again.

A/N: Oh Kayo, what on earth are you thinking in that evil little mind of yours? Well, anyways, I hope you all enjoyed Gallerian and Kayo almost getting caught by Freddy on the first night. I promise that the next chapter will be much more interesting.

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