"So I would just like to ask, Mr. Companion Cube, was your life always this boring?" Chell held the wheat stalk to the Companion Cube's … face? "Oh no, no, no, fire is totally your color, which is one reason why I put you in the incinerator, duh! I mean, seriously, that pale pink and pale white and pale gray is just too… pale, if you get what I am saying. You don't? Why you…"

Chell kicked the Companion Cube. In slow motion, sound effects in all. "Chuck Norris roundhouse!" Just as her fist was about to come in contact with the cube, it swerved away. "Gasp, you evaded my attack! Chell used punch! Companion Cube took 10 percent damage, critical hit! Companion Cube used… Cubes of Death! Noo! Great, now I have a headache! Thanks, Mr. Companion Cube! By the way, that was sarcasm!

"I absolutely despise headaches! Ow. Too wordy. I feel all... Oh my wow I feel like I'm gonna... Throw up. Ugh! I think I should curl into a fetal position. No, don't move. Do not move moving disturbs the mind. Do not talk, it disturbs the mind. Ugh! You know what? I am going to ignore the pain. Pain ignoring! Hey that actually worked!"

Chell jumped up and started walking again. "Oops! I almost forgot Mr. Companion Cube! Wait, you wanted to be forgotten? Fine, then! I am going to ignore you! Starting now! Wait, you say you apologize? Oh, okay then, I forgive you." Chell picked up the cube and started walking on again.

Meanwhile, GLaDOS sighed on the other end of the cameras. Chell was starting to get slightly boring, maybe she should spice it up a bit. GLaDOS checked the environment in the giant glass dome. Maybe she should... Oh, here it is, perfect for testing!

Chell looked up as she heard a weird swooshing sound above her. "What's that?" She asked her Companion Cube. "Oh, I must be hallucinating again. Anyway, don't you think this wheat feels really grainy? I mean it's all... Crumbly and- what the?" Chell looked at the sky again.

"Hmm... I could have sworn that I heard someth- AHHH!" Chell jumped up and ran around in circles. "Fire! Fire! Fire! Mr. Companion Cube, why have you cursed me with evil?" Chell fell to the ground. "I shall now die a peaceful, dramatic death. Why world? Why? Sigh! Dramaticness! How do those people always have the perfect death speeches? Okay, umm… Death, dying. Wait." She lifted up her head.

"Oh, wait, that's... Propulsion Gel?" Orange goo fell around Chell. "Propulsion Gel from the sky? Sky, why you send me propulsion gel? Who cares, propulsion gel is fuuuuuuuuunnnnn!" Chell's voice spread out as she ran across the propulsion gel that had flattened a small circle of wheat around her.

"I'm ice skating! Ha, ha! How do you feel now, Mr. Companion Cube? I am AWESOME! YOU ARE NOT! JEALOUS? Wheeee-ow!" Chell's words cut off as she tripped and fell, face-first, into the very pointy wheat. "Companion Cube. Please head to the principal's office. You aren't in trouble or anything, YOU JUST HAVE TO BE PUT TO DEATH! You killer! You made me FALL on the WHEAT! And the wheat was VERY POINTY! And it totally didn't HURT! By the way, that was SARCASM!" Her scream of rage started out quiet, but then it slowly got louder, and louder, until even the sound-proof walls of the endless chamber began to shake.

"I SHALL KILL YOU, COMPANION CUBE!" GLaDOS was about to turn off her audio processors, when a sickening cracking sound filled the facility. GLaDOS's optic widened as she surveyed the damage. A large very visible crack ran along the top of the virtual chamber Chell was in. It seemed Chell heard the crack too and looked up.

"The sky is falling! What do I do, what do I do? Mr. Companion Cube, did you do this? I SHALL KILL YOU! AGAIN!" Getting no response she looked back at the ceiling. "What, is that a wall behind the crack? Why is there a wall… in the sky? What purpose is that for? The sky doesn't need a wall! Or… is that? Am I in Aperture still? I hate this world." With her insult came another cry of rage. Chell grabbed the companion cube and chunked it at the ceiling. "Why?Why?Why?"

GLaDOS, on the other side of the facility, started panicking. How could something have gone wrong? She had done everything perfectly! In her haste, she couldn't find a reasonable way to knock Chell out without killing her, so she just did what first came to her mind. A Weighted Storage Cube fell from the artificial blue sky and fell right on top of Chell, sending her flying across the room. As her head hit the hard, wheat filled ground, she fell unconscious.

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