Well, with only three reviews the story continues. I really don't know what's going to happen so we'll just go with it.
Lucille- Very nice idea, I may just have to use that.
Guest- Wow, I'm touched. This review was actually one of the main reasons I decided to continue.
Diaries are for Pussies-Chapter 2
October 18
Dear the douchebag person reading this,
Well, I really don't know what the fuck to say. Kyle's sick, and Kenny's still dead for yesterday. So,I had to spend all fucking day with vegan pussy-face Stan. All day it was, "Boo hoo, Wendy left me." Or, "I'm so alone." And since he can't bitch to anyone else, he decides to bitch to me. I really have no idea what he sees in she-hippie she's bitchy, an environment freak, and unattractive. But then again, so is Stan; so I guess they'd make a perfect couple. Now, me and Kyle have only two classes together, math and PE. Math's really fucking boring, the teacher is some hippie bitch, always talking about saving the environment and animals or some shit like that. She uses these new-age bullshit teaching techniques, she'll ask us how the numbers make us 'feel.' Lady I don't feel shit, just teach us math. But PE, oh god PE. The teachers a hardass, the kind that make you do pushups when you fuck up, but I 'll deal with his shit just to see Kyle run. Bebe isn't lying when she talks about Kyle having a nice ass. Anyways, hippie bitch gave me the task of giving the Jew his homework, only good thing she's ever done, right now I'm writing this in my boring ass history class, being in the very back with no one around you has it's advantages. I'm pretty sure this asshole has been through half this shit, he's hella old. I'll report back after I give Kyle his math shit.
Later:
He's not faking it that's for sure, Kyle's totally fucked up. Runny nose, coughing, vomiting, yeah he vomited on me it was pretty fucking nasty. Anyways, Kyle's always cute when he's pissed off and purposely dropping his shit so he has to bend down to pick it up is priceless. Plus, watching bend over to pick it up is always, and I mean always, hot. Now if you excuse me, I need to jack off now.