A/N: Oh god. This chapter is so frekin late. Well you seee...What happened was this elephant came and destoryed my laptop. Then a comet blew up my house and these aleins gave me writers block! Okay so thats the dumbest excuse ever. What really happened was I was being lazy then my computer got broke and when I got it back I was too lazy to write. So..yeah. Thanks for the reveiws and adds. I thought some of you guys were high for thinking this was funny but, then I decided it was funny. So now I don't think you guys are on drugs. LOL!
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto it would be as stupid as this fanfiction and I wouldn't go to school. Oh and I'd put subliminal messaging in the manga and take over the world!
"Okay, let's play dress up!" Naruto screamed.
"Ya, dress up!" Tobi screamed.
"No." Sasuke said in a cold voice.
"No?" Naruto and Tobi asked.
"I am not playing dress up." Sasuke glared at Naruto.
"Fine," Naruto said with a sad look on his face. "I'll just tell everyone what you were reading last night." Sasuke stared to blush and he grabbed Naruto and dragged him to a corner of the room.
"You wouldn't." Sasuke said, hoping that if he glared at the blonde long enough he'd burst into flames.
"I'll tell everyone you were reading, Yaoi." Naruto whispered the last word in Sasuke's ear. Naruto skipped away from Sasuke and he started singing.
"If you were gay, that'd be okay!" Naruto sung at the top of his lungs.
"Shut up!" Sasuke screamed.
Tobi skipped around with Naruto and joined in the song. Itachi and Sasori just stared, thinking about the mental scars they would have after this was over.
"I'd love you anyway!"
"Shut up!"
"I mean 'cause hey!" Deidara joined in.
"I'd like you anyway!!!" All three of them sung skipping in circles. The singing got louder and louder as the three sung together.
"BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)"
At Naruto's house.
The 5 boys stared at Naruto's closet. It was full of maids, princess, prince, animal, and ninja outfits. Itachi and Sasori spoke at the same time.
"What….the…fuck?"
Naruto just smiled and skipped around in circles, his blue eyes twinkling with excitement.
"These are my dress up costumes! Aren't they pretty?" When no one answered he started giggling like a mad man. When he stopped and glared at the others. They could have sworn they saw his eyes turn red, and hell froze over, and pigs started to fly. They gulped and answered immediately.
"Yes!"
"That's nice to know." Naruto smiled brightly and the others prayed to every god and deity that they were still alive.
"Naruto don't you have any cool costumes?" Itachi asked.
"Hmm….There may be some in the back…" Naruto started giggling and whispering to himself. Itachi gulped and cursed himself for making such a suggestion.
PREVEIW
"I am Goku and I have the power to go super saiyan!" Tobi yelled as he ran around in his orange Dragon Ball Z costume screaming.
"Why? Why the hell did you have to say something Itachi!?!?" Sasuke screamed.
"Oh, shut up!" Itachi yelled as he tried to wipe the green paint off his face and pull off the green antennas. (Itachi is Piccolo! LOL!)
A/N: Okay so that wasn't the greatest chapter but, watever. Read and review or your dreams will be cursed with furbies. Oh, and the song that was sung was called "If you were gay." by Avenue Q. I don't own that song so those stupid lawyers better not try and sue me or I'll go Uchia on their asses! Oh and could someone help me come up with a better name for this tory. The name sucks!