Authors Note: Hey guys! I realize that the first chapter was really short and had a few errors, so this time I'm going to make sure there are fewer errors for you guys. This is going to be the chapter where the plot picks up soooo anyway let the show begin!
Chapter 2
"Who are you?!" Wario asked in confusion.
"Names Dimentio, Master of Dimensions. I see you found my secret theatre room."
"This is a theatre? Hahaha I thought it was a place for you to show off your ridiculous outfit!" Wario mocked the masked jester, unaware of his immense power.
Dimentio became irritated and teleported in front of Wario. Dimentio kicked Wario in his very large gut sending him flying towards the wall. Wario hit the wall hard, he grimaced in pain as he fell to the floor. Wario tried to collect his barings before "you know who" lands another blow. "Is that it?" Wario shouted at Dimentio, baffled that the little magician could hold such incredible power. "Now, its my turn." Wario got up quickly and started dashing towards Dimentio, elbow out first.
"So predictable..." Dimentio said, teleporting out of Wario's way resulting in Wario suddenly coming to a halt.
"Great... I just wasted a perfectly good tackle." "I'm obviously not going to win this fight anytime soon. Damn, I can't believe this freak is gonna beat me..." Wario thought as Dimentio just stood there waiting.
"You haven't moved in some time now Wario, whats going on in that little head of yours?"
"I gotta come up with a plan quick, or else my butt is going to be fried pretty soon...hmmm maybe I just need a distraction". Wario's thoughts were interrupted by Dimentio who was becoming impatient.
"I don't have time for this, I have other affairs to attend to." Dimentio slowly floated towards Wario ready to finish him. Wario turned around and started running towards the center of the theatre where the stage was.
"Come on Dimentio! Can't keep up with a guy who's slower than you? Bwahaha!" Wario taunted his opponent hoping it would draw his attention to the stage.
"Why you little…" Dimentio didn't even bother finishing his sentence because of his frustration towards Wario. Wario finally reached the center of the stage, he looked left and right for some sort of switch.
"Where is it? There should be someway to activate the stage lights."Wario muttered to himself while frantically searching for the switch.
"You seem to be lost Wario...what are you up to?" Dimentio asked, almost aware of Wario's plan. Wario stopped in his tracks, bit his lip, and replied,
"Uhhhhh, I'm looking for…a rope! for the stage curtains to close. So I can…. put on a show for you!" "Phew that was close" Wario thought.
Dimentio simply smiled behind his mask and said "Oh! thats so kind of you Wario! Here let me help!" Dimentio said sarcastically and pulled the rope that closes the curtains, leaving Wario behind them.
"Alright this my chance to finish him off. All I have to do is lure him on to the center of the stage and blind him with all the stage lights at once." Wario thought to himself. "Hey Dimentio! I heard that if you stand by the center of the stage the view of the show is even better!
Dimentio stared at him in amazement "Really? I never thought about that before!" He exclaimed. Dimentio slowly floated to the center of the stage, waiting for Wario to put on a show for him.
"I can't believe he fell for that..." Wario thought as he pulled all the switches for each of the stage lights simultaneously. The stage lights turned on one by one, each blinding Dimentio more and more.
"I-I can't see!" Dimentio lifted his hands up to his mask to shield some of the blinding light away from his delicate eyes. Wario took this as a time to strike and made his move.
"It's time for me to end your little show Dimentio!" Wario yelled and aimed at Dimentio with his arm tackle. Dimentio heard Wario say this, but it was too late. Wario's impact sent Dimentio flying through the wall, nowhere to be seen.
"Ahhhhhh!" was all Dimentio could say as he hit the ground miles away from where Wario stood.
"Bwahaha! Thats what you get for messing with me, Wario!" he shouted at Dimentio. Dimentio 's mask now had a huge crack down the middle of it.
Dimentio could barely stand up, or even float for that matter."Wario… you may have surprised me with that feeble attack, but I still have hundreds of trump cards up my sleeve, Ciao" Dimentio teleported away from the scene without a trace.
"Running away? Coward!" Wario yelled at Dimentio who already disappeared.
Wario left the secret entrance and headed down the endless hallway of mirrors. Wario saw something in the dark distance, it looked like stairs heading downward.
"Hmmm, I might as well go check out what's downstairs instead of staying up here in this creepy hallway." Wario figured. Wario's steps echoed throughout the mansion as he descended down the stairs to the unexplored area. The area was nearly pitch black and felt extremely cold. "Brrrr, why is it so cold down here? Where's the lights around here? Wario asked. All of a sudden, torches lit up everywhere, revealing what the cold, dark, and damp area was; a crystal cave. "This makes a lot of sense, having a crystal cave underneath your mansion is completely normal." Wario remarked sarcastically. Although cold, dark, and damp, the cave had a serene atmosphere to it. All the crystals sticking out of the black, charcoaled walls were like magnets to Wario's eyes. "Heh, these crystals could make me rich!" Wario shouted and pulled a pickaxe out of thin air. "Let's start harvesting season a few months early shall we?" Wario swung his pickaxe high in the air, and let it come down for a mighty blow. The crystal didn't stand a chance against Wario's pickaxe as it shattered to pieces. Wario scattered about collecting the pieces at lightning speed. "Wow…. they're so… shiny…." Wario looked at the crystal shards in awe. This moment didn't last long however, because something seemed to be approaching him. "Whos there?! Show yourself or I'll fart! I mean it!" Wario threatened the figure as best as he could without showing fear. "D-don't come any closer… I have a pickaxe! I'm not afraid to use it!" The figure pressed on, getting closer to Wario every second. Wario threw the pickaxe at the large figure, the pickaxe hit the figure and bounced off, looking as if it did absolutely nothing at all. The figure spoke with a somewhat gentle tone "What brings you down here, young man?"
"Well? What does it look like? I have my pocket full of crystal shards. Take a guess why I'm here." Wario asked sarcastically.
"Your stealing the crystals aren't you?" the figure retorted.
"Nope! Correction. I'm stealing all of the crystals! Bwahaha!" Wario gave the figure an evil glare and walked over to where his pickaxe had fallen.
"Halt! I can not allow you to steal anymore crystals! For I am the Crystal King!"
"Crystal King? Let me guess... you protect crystals right?" Wario asked in a sarcastic tone.
"Yes, that is correct." The Crystal King stated, unaware of Wario's sarcasm.
" ... crystals?! Really? Hahaha this is hilarious!" Wario laughed hysterically, rolling on the floor side to side, with uncontrollable laughter.
"Enough! I was sent by Dimentio to get rid of you! That is exactly what I am going to do!" The Crystal King charged up an ice beam and aimed it towards Wario. Wario dashed out of they way and jumped up, touching a torch in the process. This was intentional because Wario knew he could use fire against ice. "Oh My God! Too hot! Too hot!" Wario ran towards the Crystal King at breakneck speed and brushed against him, causing him to melt.
"W-what? Since when could you do that? Nooooo!" The crystal King melted into a puddle of water. Wario on the other hand, was still running around like crazy trying to pat out the fire on his butt. After running round for what felt like a minute or two, Wario checked out the damage that was done. "Oh no, my pants are ruined-Awww it burned my underwear too!" Wario desperately tried to cover up his behind with any peices of tattered overalls he could find. "This won't do..." Wario felt sadness pour over him as he sat by the stairs which lead him here in the first place. Wario could feel a shiver rise up his spine as his bare skin touched the cold stairs. "Wait a minute I remember now! I have more clothes in my room!" Wario exclaimed, happiness returning to him. Wario ran all the back to his room and got his clothes. "Alright, now that I'm all fixed up, I gotta find a way outta here." Wario walked out of his room and noticed that the mansion looked different than before. "What is this? There was an endless hallway here a minute ago, and now I'm in a dining room?!" The dining room was very extravagent. It used the mirrors to create a wonderful display of different shapes and sizes. The walls had diamonds on them, the floor reflected the long glass table in the middle of the room. Each chair was made with fine, light blue material, soft to the touch. There was a fireplace all the way in te back of the room. A fire was already going in the hearth of the fireplace. "Wow, compared to the other rooms, this one tops them all!" Wario's mouth had trouble closing from how fancy the room was. Wario slowly walked around the room, gazing upon the fancy decor, until he noticed another door near the far left of the room. The door didn't look as fancy as the room but Wario went in anyway. The room looked like it was the kitchen, and somebody was cooking in it. "What are you doing here?" the cook asked Wario who made up a response " I was hired by Dimentio."
"Hmmm, sounds suspicious but ok." The cook replied.
"This guy obviously does not a have a brain at all…" Wario thought and walked right past the cook, thinking he was home free until the cook grabbed his arm.
"What job did Dimentio assign for you?" The figure asked, looking for an immediate answer.
"Uhhhh I was assigned to be...uhhh… the assistant cook! That's right! Hahaha." Wario laughed nervously.
"Alright, new cooking buddy! Help me bake this cake for Dimentio." The figure pulled Wario's arm and dragged him behind the counter with the cake on it.
"Soooo, what's your name? Mines O'Chunks if you didn't know that already."
"My name is Wari- uhhh I mean Wariola." Wario stuttered and put his hand behind his back nervously.
"Thats a nice name, but aren't you a guy?" O'Chunks looked confused and shot Wario er I mean Wariola a weird look.
"Yeah, but uhhh Wariola is a guys name also." Wario was sweating bullets now, fearing his cover could be blown any minute.
"Ohhhh that makes sense, well it was nice talking to you but I gotta finish this cake for Dimentio."
"Didn't you want me to- n-nevermind, nice talking to you too O'Chunks. Wow he doesn't even remember telling me to help him with the cake Hahaha I'm home free!" Wario walked out of the kitchen unscathed, and headed to a new area. Wario entered yet another hallway, this time with a few doors on the sides. The walls weren't mirrors either, which was rather strange for Wario. "I think I'll go in this first door on the right, I mean, what's the worst that can happen?" Wario said sarcastically as he opened the door. Wario walked in, immediately noticing a sound piercing his ears. "Is someone... humming?" Wario asked, intrigued by the noise. Wario looked about the room, it was surprisingly girly, with pink, frilly wallpaper and fuzzy decor. The room was decked out with dozens of stuffed animals, including a few books laying about. Wario looked even closer to find the source of the humming it was a little girl; with green, little, pixelated ponytails. A green block for a head and a yellow, white polka-dotted dress with a red bow on top. The girl had headphones in, listening to music so loud, it could be heard from outside the headphones. The girl didn't notice there was an intruder in her room because she barely moved an inch when Wario stepped inside. "Ahem' Hello! Earth to green block head!" Wario shouted throughout the room, making the girl jolt, thus making the headphones slipping right off her square-shaped head.
"You meanie! What are you doing invading a little girl's room like this?" She asked, her face red from anger.
"Oh I'm sorry! I didn't mean to disturb your personal space!" Wario said sarcastically, aggravating her in the process.
"Nyaaaah! You'll pay for this!" She yelled at Wario, her green block head turned upside down. Her facial expression changed into a upside down, distorted mouth, and her perfectly square head became wavey and out of place. Her head sprouted eight black legs as thin as paper, they touched the ground and lifted her head high above Wario. Her head nearly touched the ceiling, soon after her transformation she spoke in a deep, shakey, voice "You really shouldn't have made me mad! I, Mimi, am going to squish you like a bug!" She yelled.
Authors Note: Sorry... I gotta do a cliffhanger... I know you probably hate these but cliffhangers are what makes a story suspenseful. I really hope you guys enjoyed this chapter, as I promised, I made this one better and longer. If you liked this chapter please give me some feedback and a review please. Feel free to PM me any comments or suggestions that you would want to see in future chapters. Alright I'm going to stop rambling now. Bye :) and stay tuned!