We may call this "Pokemon: Shadow version" it will have its unique bad guys: Team Khaos and its Final legendary Pokemon (The one usually on the cover) this one I still have to decide in name and appearance, I only know that it will be a Dark/ Ghost Type one.
Elements from multiple pokemon game, don't expect me to play fair, a lot of cursing, Sex and violence will be here, don't blame me if your memories about your favourite game are peed on, I warned you ^ ^.
(About the legendary: If you are interested, you can help with that if you wish by telling me what kind of pokemon this Legendary is in the review: Name and appearances thank you ^ ^)
" You bastard" - Techniques
"Let's finish this" - dialogue
" Can it get any worse? " - during flashback/thoughts
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon or whatever I use or I will use, nor they pay me...unfortunately.
Chapter 2: The first of a little collection of pieces of tin
Neonova - Rockwell Town – Gym -
"So you want to challenge us humans without trainers? I don't know you are a bunch of idiots or a bunch crazy bastards, it doesn't matter, after this I will capture you all, even if not Rock-type, just the satisfaction will be enough, ah!" Stephan said grinning
"My friend, underestimating your foe is the first step towards defeat" Minato said smiling, he was sitting cross-legged on the floor near pokemon the group
"Shut up, Minato! You will make me lost my concentration!" the muscle mountain said growling
"So? Can we please start? I am eager to measure myself against your Team" Green said as his Lucario friend's powers managed to relay the Serperior's confident speech and tone
"What a royal pokemon you are! ARH-ARH-ARH! This may be funny after all!" Stephan said launching the first of his pokeballs, a spherical mass of rocks with four arms coming out of it
"Gra-ha-ha-ha! Me is Ravine! Me will defeat you" the Graveler said with a deep laugh
"Sorry if I sound nosey, but I wish to know your level, is that possible?" Green asked curiously
"Ah! Me is Level 16!" the graveler said in pride
A tense silence fell in the Gym at that
"WHAT?!" Scar screamed in rage
"Isn't he too low in level to be with a Gym Leader?" Green asked
"What do you mean?" Stephan asked back between clenched teeth
"Aah! I get it, you people don't know how it works, right?" Minato said grinning
"Apparently we miss few important details, yes" Spirit said nodding
"You see, in order to make the whole trainer ordeal...well, possible, the Pokemon League Organization (PLO) decided to choose Gym Leaders on a Level-wise kind of approach, since the Rocking Badge is always the first no matter from which city you start your Path towards the Elite Four it's obvious that the pokemon encountered in the gym are fairly, sorry my friend, weaker than the next that is weaker than the third and so on, it was done to make things a little easier since the majority of the new trainers are fairly young and inexperienced, once the Gym Leader become Too strong, he/she can ask for substitution and try his/her luck with the Elite Four, hoping to substitute one of them in the League" the blond Gym Leader explained
"You sacs of flesh are ridiculous, if we don't see a worthy opponent we don't even show up to fight, if instead there is one we then show up to have a little fight, we don not give losers an easy way to gain experience" Scar said scoffing
"And the few still showing up even with enormous and obvious difference in power?" Minato asked
"Idiots exists in our kind too, let's start please, I need a nap" Flame answered yawning
"Whatever! Destroy him!" Stephan yelled as the Graveler charged forward
"Oh dear, I guess I have no other choice then" Green said sighing, calmly moving forward
"Me will win! Rock Smash!" Ravine said punching the terrain, the floor exploding sending debris towards the Serperior
"HM or not, excuse me, but I need to win" Green answered sprinting forward, ignoring the small cuts the stones were giving him
"Use Wrap, no need to wound him too much, just rend him unconscious" Flame said lazily, trying to ignore a certain blond scribbling furiously on a pad while taking measurement of him while muttering about 'similar body masses between shiny and not'
"As you wish, my friend" Green answered wrapping himself around the Rock-type mon
"Let me go, you green worm!" Ravine said trying to pry his enemy off by grabbing him
"For your information, Sir Ravine, I am a Lv 22, sorry but I will need your defeat to go on" Green said as he started constricting
"GRAAAH!" the graveler screamed as cracks started appearing on his body
"TAKE THAT BASTARD OFF! FIGHT BACK!" Stephan ordered enraged
"ME SQUASH YOU!" Ravine said finally taking an hold of the Serperior to slam him on the ground
"BUAH!" coughing up some blood the graveler stumbled back a little, glaring at his enemy with hate-filled eyes
"Harden!" Ravine said crossing his arms in front of his face, his body shining momentarily as his skin hardened
With Flame and the others -
"Mendokuse, use energy ball and take him down, this is taking too much" Flame said annoyed
"Yes, I can use harden too, wanna see where?" Scar said while talking to a trainer's Chikorita, making her blush crimson
"Take you head out of your guts for a minute please" Spirit said growling
"Call you later" the Pikachu whispered to the leaf-type mon, making her nod eagerly
Back to the fight
"I shall finish this quickly! Energy Ball!" Green said shooting a green sphere towards the graveler, throwing him back
"You have no trainer! How you know Human technique?" the Rock mon asked
"I learned the sublime art of TM and HM teaching" Green answered taking out two long vines from his back
"AWESOME!" Minato screamed while madly taking notes with the vulpix near him cheering for the Serperior
"Vine Whip!" Green yelled launching the two appendages at the Graveler that caught them in his hands, starting a strength contest between the two
"Me destroy you, green worm" he said pulling the Serperior towards him
"Tackle!" Ravine said charging forward, hitting Green's face with his elbow, disentangling the two vines and launching the green pokemon back
"Buargh!" the green mon said as he went slammed on the ground, bleeding at the mouth
"You are going down! Ah-ha!" Stephan said happily
"Me win, little worm!" the graveler said smirking
"I am not a worm, I am the Proud descendant of the Von Mushinson Bloodline! LEAF STORM!" Green said surprising his enemy by summoning a veritable storm of leaves that engulfed the graveler, lifting him from the terrain, covering him in cuts as each leaf was as sharp as a blade, the green tornado disappearing in a shower of broken leaves as the Graveler fell down towards the floor
"Vine Whip!" Green then said grabbing the rock mon in a crushing grip, slamming him down head-first, fragments of the rock-type pokemon flying everywhere
"Your companion is unable to continue, call him back" Spirit said to a seething Gym Leader
"FINE! Go Onix!" Stephan said calling back the graveler to summon a Giant Snake made out of rocks
"Ready to fight, Serperior?" the Onix asked
"No, I will be your adversary now" Spirit said moving to take Green's place while he went to Scar to have his wounds cured by the pikachu.
"Nice fight, Green, if you keep this up you may end up with an actual pair of balls...if you don't fuck everything up next time that is" Scar said while administering few potions to the Serperior
"If I didn't know you, I may think that you are complimenting me OUCH!" Green said grinning, before yelping as Scar got momentarily brutal while healing him
"Don't worry, if you ruin everything I WILL make sure you will understand that I am not happy, now let me finish, you fucker" Scar answered glaring him into silence.
Fight - Spirit VS Rock the Onix -
"May the ones who fight, fight well" Spirit said
"Be as you say, I may be only a Lv 20, but I won't go down without fighting!" Rock answered
"Rock Throw!" The Onix yelled starting the fight, his tail slamming on the terrain shooting huge chunks or Rock up in the air, making them fall towards Spirit
"Good move, but not enough" the Lucario said sprinting forward on all four, dodging each rock with ease, before jumping on the Onix' head
"Metal Claw!" Spirit yelled moving one hand down to hit the huge mon's head, leaving deep gushes on the solid rock of his body, throwing him down
"NOO! Get up, you idiot! I won't lose to some trainer-less bastard! GET UP!" Stephan bellowed in rage
"I...I need to win this, nothing personal, but I won't go down so easily" Rock said getting up, an eye forced closed by one of the wounds the Lucario gave him
"Then we will continue" Spirit said as the Onix sprinted forward
"Tackle!" the Huge Rock-made Snake yelled charging forward
"Force Palm!" Spirit said Stopping the other pokemon's charge with a blue-glowing palm-thrust, deep cracks opening on the floor as the two attacks discharged their own energy in the opposite direction.
As the two pokemon kept glaring at each other a tense silence fell in the gym.
"So? Come on, Onix! Squash him!" Stephan ordered stomping down
"He is still conscious? A real warrior indeed" Green said in pride, recognizing the Onix' fighting spirit
Rising slowly in all his imposing height, Rock glared at the Lucario, his strained voice carrying all his determination
"I won't go down...not now...not ever" he said fiercely
"I wouldn't want it in any other way" Spirit said smirking as his foe's tail rose again
"Rock Throw! AAAAAAH!" Rock said slamming his tail down to use again the rain of rocks
"That's the way a warrior fight, Dark Pulse! ARRUUUUU!" letting out a fearsome owl, Spirit launched a wave of dark energy, destroying the falling rocks and causing the Onix to scream in pain as the concentrated malicious intent crushed on him.
"Rock Tomb!" in a desperate move, Rock slammed again his tail down, this time creating several spears of rock around the Lucario to entrap him
"Metal Claw!" Spirit countered with few ferocious swipes of his claws tearing the prison to pieces in his haste to reach the enemy
"At least...it slowed you down...Tackle!" Rock the Onix said trying once again to squash the canine mon using his bigger size
"Useless! Quick Attack!" Spirit answered disappearing in a burst of speed, barely dodging the attack to move at the Onix' side and slashing his face in the meantime
"Force Palm!" the canine creature yelled centring the rock-made body with a fierce attack, leaving a paw-shaped hole on Rock's body, making him fall down in pain
"It's not over yet!" the Onix said seething at his enemy
"RAGE!" he then yelled as his eyes went clouded by an endless rage
"Damn!" Lucario cursed as the huge Pokemon managed to land an hit on him, slamming him down in a crater
"GRAAAAAAAH!" the Huge rock-made snake bellowed as he kept hitting the Lucario, sending him deeper and deeper underground
"FUCK! Get your ass up, you Idiot! This is only the first Gym! We can't screw up everything just at the beginning!" Scar yelled as the attacks went on and on
"Such...such brutality!" Green said in horror
"WRAAAAA!" Rock said as he moved again to slam his whole body on his enemy
"F-Force Palm!" Spirit's voice resounded as the Onix' head whipped back from the attack, the Lucario's strength combined with the mad charge of the rock-type mon making the collision even harder, numerous cracks appearing on the Onix' face, making him scream again in pain and rage.
"Forgetting strategy in order to just blitz me...I thought you were better than this" Spirit said stumbling out of the hole, moving his arm to make his bones pop-out in place, groaning at the sensation
"I WILL DESTROY YOU!" the Onix said charging again in a blind fury
"No, you won't, you got me few times...but your luck ends here" the Lucario said charging all his aura in his right hand, making it shine brightly
"WAAAAAAH!" Rock was always closer, his only eye still open glaring an hole in the blue mon's face
"This is it, FORCE PALM!" with a fierce scream Spirit attacked the Onix' head with all his power, making small chunks of the pokemon's face fly around as his head whipped back, making him watch the ceiling with empty eyes in silence
"The fight is over" Spirit said using with some difficulty his power to talk to Humans and Pokemon alike
"WHAT!? IMPOSSIBLE! You have not a trainer! You can't win without one!" Stephan said in denial
"ONIX! Stop fucking around and destroy him!" the Gym leader yelled with crazed eyes
"Ugh!" Rock muttered as his body slowly fell to the ground with a thunderous BOOM! That shook the whole gym, shaking himself from time to time in pain even while unconscious.
"Good job, Fido! That's how you fight" Scar said grinning, using few ailments to cure the canine pokemon
"Consider yourself lucky, little rat...I am too tired to kill you for that Fido comment" Spirit answered glaring at him
"He was a Lv 20, you are a Lv 31, he was really so good to have you get tired?" Flame asked
"Level or not, he was still an huge mass of moving rock, he still weights a lot" he answered shrugging
"THERE! All sparking new! You are just as lazy as Mister Flaming-ass Lizard, here, that idiot barely scratched you" Scar said slapping Spirit's back
"Then I fear I am getting rusty, I will need to start training again since not long time ago a fight like that would have been a joke to me" the Lucario said sighing
"I still have a Pokemon! I can still win!" Stephan said glaring at the group, the murmuring of the trainers present only helping his rage grow with the humiliation
"Flame? Do you want to take my place?" Spirit asked
"...Nah! If Greenwall wants he can have that, some extra experience may be good for him" the Charmelleon said with a lazy wave of his hand
"My deepest thank you, Sir Flame" Green said moving in his place in the fighting ground
"I will win, GEODUDE! You better win this or I will personally turn your sorry ass into dust!" Stephan yelled launching his last pokeball, freeing a little sphere with arms on the ground
"Destroy the bastard, Green! I want to find some chicks for our victory party!" Scar yelled to his companion
"If you say so, Sir Scar, I guess I will do my best and do not waste time in useless talks" the Serperior said with a little smile, starting to enjoy his electrical friend's peculiar way of cheering
"Me will win! Magnitude! Magnitude 7!" the little rock-type mon said slamming his hands on the floor, creating a strong earthquake that threw Green down
"Insolent Brute! Vine Whip!" the Serperior answered hitting him with two long vines, slamming him on the floor
"UGH!" the Geodude grunted in pain
"It's not over yet! Rock Throw!" the little mon answered tearing out few pieces of the gym to throw them
"Energy Ball!" Green answered by shooting the green ball of energy towards the rocks, destroying them and launching the rock pokemon back
"Nonononononono! Get your ass up and fight! FIGHT!" Stephan said kicking the Geodude, forcing him to get up
"The ones like you are the worst kind of humans around" Scar said glaring at him
"SHUT UP! You all are only useful as long as you have a trainer! Without us you are just a bunch of useless animals! GEODUDE! Kill that bastard!" the Gym Leader said spitting around in rage
"Me...me can still fight" the little rock said shaking
"Rock throw!" trying again, the Geodude launched again few rocks with all his strength, this time hitting Green that wasn't fast enough to evade
"Magnitude! Magnitude 6!" he then said creating a new earth quake, further damaging the Serperior
"Leech seed!" Green said spitting few seeds towards the Geodude, the little things sending their roots deep down his skin
"I will take your energy if you don't mind, Wrap!" The Serperior then said wrapping himself around his foe, making cracks appear on the tiny body as the two rolled on the floor
"NOOOO!" Stephan yelled in rage as the Geodude's eyes slowly started closing
"The power of the wrap move and the absorption of the seeds will rapidly weakening him, call him back, the fight is over" Spirit said with a calm voice
"I...I..." Stephan muttered with wide eyes as he called back his pokemon, Scar moving rapidly to heal Green
"There is no need my friend, that gentleman had enough energy to heal my wounds" the snake answered smiling
"Fine by me, less work for me to do, good fight" Scar answered shrugging
"Give them the Badge and rock smash, Stephan, they earned them...then we will talk about your ideals about Pokemon" Minato said forcefully taking the Badge and technique from the Gym Leader's hands, throwing them to Spirit
"I will wait for you in my gym, train hard or I will be displeased" the Blond then said
"We will do our best, thank you" Spirit said as the two bowed to each other
"YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! CATCH THEM! CATCH THEEEEM!" Stephan yelled with crazed eyes as the various trainers started moving towards the group
"OH, NO YOU DON'T! RUN GUYS! I WILL DISTRACT THEM!" Minato yelled launching several grey spheres on the ground, filling the Gym with a dense smoke screen
"LET'S GO!" Flame yelled as he took the front while Spirit covered the back with Scar and Green in the middle scanning the sides.
"THUNDERSHOCK!" summoning a concentrated lightning attack Scar opened an hole in the Gym wall for them to use
"Energy Ball!" Green yelled launching the green projectile against few trainers that managed to come too close to them, launching them back severely bruised
"Let's get the fuck out!" Scar yelled as the four managed to reach the near forest, disappearing in the tall grass
"To where now?" Green asked
"Towards the sea, the second gym should be near the docks of Waternice City" Scar answered reading from a trainer's guide he found in one of the pockets of his belt.
"It will be a long walk, let's rest somewhere to recover some energy" Flame said
"I think Flame is right, we can sleep a little, the Gym won't go anywhere" Spirit said nodding
"Fine, let's follow the lazy-ass suggestion this time" Scar answered as the group changed direction, moving south, towards the next gym.
Several hours later – Road 6 – bushes at the side of the road -
"Okay! Those Pokemon stole my turn with the Gym Leader, forcing me to be late and fight with Satoshi at the gym, but as a good rival I still gave him a good fight...too bad I lost, but I will surely defeat him or my name is no more Shadow Therival!" a black haired boy said with conviction
"Now, let's see what's hiding in the tall grass, I need some new pokemon to kick that hero's ass!" he then said jumping in the tall grass, directly on Scar's tail waking him up.
"Oooh! Yes! use your tongue! There! Ther..." Scar was moaning in his sleep during one of his usual wet dreams when an atrocious pain coming form his tail woke him up
"Sir Scar! Are you okay?" Green asked worried as the others too woke up with his scream
"AH! A mass encounter, perfect!" Shadow said in glee, somehow ignoring how the weaker pokemon in the area were moving to find shelter as Scar rose from his laying position, MURDER could be seen in his eyes.
"I was having sex with a clefairy...but you woke me up before I could put it in..." the pikachu said with a dark, low tone
"HIT THE DECK!" Spirit yelled as he could feel the pure WRATH in the electric-type mon's aura
"YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" Scar screamed as an imposing tower of electricity moved towards the sky, burning a great part of the surrounding area to dust
"Let's move, we still have a second gym to visit" he then growled moving towards the road
"And the human? you kinda roasted him " Flame asked
"FUCK THE HUMAN! Take his money, equipment and let's fuck whatever female he had in his Team!" Scar answered with rage as he tore open the trainer's pack, the still smoking boy groaning in pain.
"We will really have sex with that human's pokemon?" Green asked worried
"One of them is a female Serperior apparently" Flame said opening one of the balls in a flash of light
"Oh my!" said a now highly interested Green
"Where am I? What happened to my trainer?" the female looking around worried
"I am sorry for my friend's savage behaviour, but it was necessary for us to evade capture" Green said moving closer
"I can understand, sir?" she asked
"Greenwall von munshinson, at your service m'lady" the Serperior answered bowing
"An heir of a great family, I see...Madame Grass, nice to meet you" the female answered with an equal bow
"Take out your balls, Green, your kind is too much polite...I bet she would like a savage to spend some time with" Scar whispered smirking
"She is a cultured woman, not a beast" he answered hissing
"YO! Miss Grass, my friend was wondering if you could be interested in spending few wild minutes in his company, I think you won't regret his lack of manners in that situation" Scar said grinning
"What? What a...savage way to ask if I am interested in mating!" Grass answered sneering
"Mating? He was talking about simple Sex, few rough, animal hours of fun, nothing important, just a way to scratch an itch" the Pikachu answered
"Sir Scar!" Green said outraged
"Oh my! Such an indecent man...how dare you..." Grass said trying to look offended, but a rather peculiar scent attracted Green's attention
"Eh! What did I tell you? She is aroused, come on! Show her your vine hehehehe!" Scar said grinning
"Telling lies is not befitting of a lady...I shall Gulp!...I shall p-p-punish you" Green said getting closer, trying to sound intimidating
"Please...have mercy, you brute" she answered looking down, her scent becoming stronger
"We...we will be back soon, wait for us" the Serperior said as the two moved deeply in the forest.
"You are corrupting him" Spirit said sighing
"Naah! I am just taking out the stick he has in his ass" Scar answered
"Still, it makes me wonder how his kind does it...you know? Since they actually lack arms and legs" Flame said curious
"The females have their privates in the lower side of the belly and near the tip of the tail, I had some fun with an Arbok once, the structure should be the same" Scar answered
"How about the difference in sizes...you are kinda little" Spirit said, smirking at the fuming pikachu
"My body may be little...but this is more than enough" the smirking Scar answered showing off his weapon
"KYYYYYAAAAAA!" the two pokemon's disgusted screams echoed in the whole forest
"You were saying, Fido?" the electric-type mon asked
"Please...no more...take it away" the Lucario pleaded while in a foetal position
"OOOH! SIR Green! PLEASE! Tell me interesting things!" Grass moaning voice could be heard
"Shall I introduce myself in thee, my dear?" Green asked
"YES! I am giving you my blessing, please explore my depths!" she answered
"Are they fucking or having a tea ceremony?" Scar asked bored
"Their kind is polite even in those moments, fascinating" Spirit said
"Boring if you ask me" the Pikachu said yawning
While the three were waiting for their friend to finish, a far away song caught their interest as the two voices singing were coming closer and closer.
"WAIT A MINUTE! I know that song! Could it be!?" Scar said incredulous, moving his head towards the source.
"We mash up the place, turn up the bass,
And make them all have fun,
Ah we-a blaze the fyah, make it bun dem!
We mash up the place, turn up the bass,
And make sure soundboy run,
And we will end your week, just like a sunday!
We mash up the place, turn up the bass,
And make them all have fun,
Skrillex-ah blaze the fire, make it bun dem!" Two pokemon sang while floating towards the group
(Make it Bun them – copyright Skrillex and Damian Marley – I don't own song or anything else)
"Gas! Gasser!" Scar yelled happily running towards the two
"Make it...SCAR! Brotha! What are you doing here?" a little black ball surrounded by a purple smoke asked with his big eyes going wide
"We thought that you would never leave that cave you live in! what happened?" the bigger one, a purple pokemon with two hands detached from his body asked with a curious tone
"Spirit, Flame...those two bastards are Gas and Gasser two brothers that also are the only two people I actually consider TRUE friends other than family" Scar said making presentations
"You mean we are not your friends already?" Flame asked with fake hurt in his voice
"We just started our mission, give me time" the pikachu answered
"A Gastly and an Haunter, you two are brothers?" Spirit asked
"Yes, dog-mon! When the rest of the family broke up we remained together, ma brother Gasser evolved before me...so I basically call him big brother" the Gastly answered nodding
"Few months ago we found Scar's cave, we kinda interrupted his fun with...what was that?" Gasser the Haunter said
"A Meganium" Scar answered smirking
"Yep, kinda th'a screamer...what are you people doing here?" Gas asked
"We are on a mission, defeat Gym Leaders, Elite Four and the Champion without a Trainer, we already have the first badge and were moving towards the second Gym, we made a little pause and a friend of us is actually mating" Flame answered lazily
"Without a trainer? Kinda hard-core stuff, Scar" Gasser said in surprise
"Yep! Wanna join us? Two ghost could be useful as guards and spies" Scar answered
"What'ya think? Should we go, brotha?" the little Gastly asked
"...may as well, we kinda were going around without something to do to pass the time" the Haunter answered shrugging
"Your level?" Spirit asked
"I am a Lv 20" the Gastly said
"And I am a Lv 25" the Haunter said
"Should be good enough for now, welcome aboard" Flame said nodding
"How long will it take to your friend to finish?" Gasser asked
"I AM REACHING THE APEX OF MY PLEASURE!" Grass screamed happily in chorus with Green
"I SHALL RELEASE MYSELF TOO!" he screamed as well.
"I can only guess, but I think they just finished" Spirit said as the two Serperiors exited their love nest few minutes later
"It was an interesting meeting, milady, I hope this won't be the last time we meet" Green said
"I hope the same, sir Green, my virtue will wait your vigorous return" the female said as she re-entered her pokeball
"Good for you, I hope it was worth it" Scar said yawning
"It was really a welcomed thing, my friend, shall we continue?" Green asked
"We better, soon other trainers may reach here, better move" Scar said moving to the head of the group
"Those two are Gas and Gasser, two old friends of Scar, they will act as Guards and Spies" Flame explained as the group started moving hidden in the shadows near the route.
"Nice to make your acquittance" the Serperior said bowing
"Yo! Nice work widd'a bitch, ya made her screaming lik'a mad" Gas the Gastly said smirking
"Cool stuff, bro" Gasser said patting his back with a floating hand
"Thank you...I guess" Green answered sweat-dropping
"How did you two managed to be friend with...him" Spirit asked curious while pointing at Scar
"Scar is a cool guy, the brotha knows his way with females and fighting, he helped us with our travels" Gas answered
"Scored with a lot of females and learned a lot of cool tricks and secrets thanks to him" Gasser added
"And he promised to not try anything with our sistah" Gas then said
"Like it was difficult to promise that...tell me how I am supposed to fuck someone incorporeal" Scar said shrugging
"Even by knowing you for so little, I won't be surprised if you would have tried it just to see if you could stick your penis inside her" Spirit answered sighing
"I am a man with an open mind, I don't like the idea of being forced to use only pikachus for my needs" he answered
"And you fit humans as well in your open mind ?" Flame asked
"Ya can't judge before tryin', taste awesome" Gas said grinning
"I admit I was kinda disgusted at the beginning, now we haunt houses in hope that some schoolgirl with an ancient camera shows up thinking she can exorcise us with that" Gasser said
"A camera?" Flame asked
"Yep, we found one of those and decided to try...HAHAHAHA! You can't imagine how many of them believe in the whole camera obscura thing, we even leave behind clues about how the camera is supposed to work" Gasser said laughing in glee
"We then use some illusions to keep'em occupied while we give a lick or two, making dem leave tha house screaming in fear" Gas said
"We don't rape them, but we learned that each of them as a slightly different taste, if you know what I mean" Gasser said proud
"Arceus! You two are even worse than Scar, now I understand why you three are friends" Spirit said groaning
"Tell it to Kisumi...tha' girl kept coming back for months...we had to lock a lodda doors to keep her out" Gas said shivering
"We are sure she liked the thing, she kept yelling stuff like: Oh! I am so alone and defenceless! I have finished the film of the camera, what should I do? Now everyone could lick me unopposed, poor DEFENCELESS me!" Gasser said in disgust, imitating a female voice
"R-really!?" Flame asked in disbelief
"Yeah...sick humans and their deviant sexual impulse, we did it mostly as a game to scare people off, but that sicko kept coming back with always less clothes on, hoping we would have done that again or worse" Gasser said with few gagging noises
"The way tha' woman was looking at us...I still feel violated, brotha" Gass said shivering
"We are safe now, little brother, she can't catch you" the Haunter said hugging his little brother
"She tried?" Scar asked curious
"When she discovered the truth she ran away, the next day she presented herself with a belt full of Pokeballs and Megaballs, an Abra and a lecherous grin I still see in my nightmares" Gasser answered as the gastly in his arms started sobbing
"She said she wanted her favourite Gastly to play with" Gas said sniffing
"Sick bitch" Scar said shaking his head.
Neonova – Secret Location – underground Base – In the meantime -
"Boss?" a man wearing a black suit with a purple eye printed on the back asked nearing his boss, the black mask covering the top half of his head was leaving his mouth free to show the satisfied smirk he was sporting
"What do you want?" the Boss, a man wearing a similar black suit, with the addition of a long robe and without a mask asked back in annoyance, his eyes never leaving the huge console he was working on, data flashing on the big screen from time to time
"We found it! We found the Temple!" the man said in ecstasy
"...Wonderful...have the scientific department move, I want every bit of information we can gain from there, HE must be awaken!" the Boss said turning his head to glare at the masked goon
"As you wish, Boss!" the man answered bowing "May chaos cleanse the world and reset the Creation" he then said leaving the room
"May the chaos..." the Boss answered
"Soon...soon the god of Chaos, the brother of Arceus will be awake once again, and his power will distort the world, turning everything into Pure Chaos from which I will then reshape the whole Creation into MY vision of perfection!" the man said with wide, crazed eyes
"I, Viktor Blakole, will reign as the sole god of this world! Bending the power of Order and Chaos to my will!" the man said opening his arms wide, watching enraptured the flag with a purple, slitted eye hanging from the ceiling, Team Khaos was written under it, saluting with a deep bow the symbol of HIS criminal Organization.
"Soon, oh great Chaotic One, soon you will have your revenge on your traitorous brother Arceus, the one that trapped you after creating this flawed reality" he said as the screen showed an ancient mosaic of an huge four-legged pokemon labelled Arceus fighting against a giant creature whose part of the image was damaged by the passing of time.
"I will give you freedom under my command, and you will give me the keys for my ascension" Viktor then said with a wide smile before leaving his lab to guide the extraction Team moving towards the Temple.
Somewhere Outside Reality -
"Interesting, it seems that someone will try to awake the old man, no matter for how long I watch them, human's thirst for power will never cease to amaze me" an huge shadow said watching Viktor from the reflection of one of the mirrors in the lab of the man's base, smirking in amusement.
"Wonder how dear old Palkia and Dialga will react at the news...this, if they don't know already hahahaha!" the pokemon said laughing in glee.
"Maybe is time for me to make an appearance as well, can't have the embodiment of Chaos appear without the embodiments of Time, Space and Anti-Matter being there as well to wait for him, especially me more than the other two, can't have the first barely evolved primape coming to destroy my home, I may have the fame of being violent...but at least MY problems never come back to bite me once I have dealt with them" he then said moving towards other reflections to follow the Team Khaos' Leader.
"Humans...bunch of hungry fools, never satisfied with what they have" Giratina, Master of the Reverse World said sighing.
He was a towering snake-like pokemon with six black, ghostly streamers on his back, each one with a bright red spike at the end, his mouth was hidden by his head plates, which could swing open sideways when talking, spike-like protrusions acting as legs and four more golden spikes near the edge of the tail.
Humming to himself, or itself as those ignorant humans could say, he moved to spy on the human world, curious at what they had planned for the rebirth of the brother of Arceus.
Neonova – Waternice City – docks -
"So...we need a boat to reach a group of isolated Islands, beat the four Bosses, one on each island, in their Mini-gym so to obtain part of the Key we need to open the gate to the Main Gym here and then beat the Gym Leader for the Foamy Badge?" Scar asked groaning
"Yes, the Gym Leader, Beatrice, apparently sustain that a real trainer need a strong spirit other than a Strong Team, this will test the determination of every new trainer coming here, so to show how determined they are to continue on their path towards the Champion's title" Spirit answered nodding
"Be as you say...to me this is a complete bullshit" Scar answered sighing
"Me too, brotha, this is a pil'a crap" Gas said nodding
"But sadly a waste of time we have to endure if we want to go on" Green said patting with his tail the Lucario's back, last time he tried it with Scar the others had to drag him until the effect of the Pikachu's Static ability wore off, apparently he was still on a bad mood for the rough awakening.
"At least there are nice clouds here, until we find a solution I will...be able...to...re...lax..." Flame said as he slowly started to drift into sleep, a little snot-bubble inflating and deflating as he breathed.
"Good! Now the lazy-ass is asleep! Anything else?" Scar said in anger
"Let's see if we can find a boat we can sneak in" Spirit said as Green lifted the charmelleon with a pair of vines
"We will go scout, wait here" Gasser said as he and Gas turned invisible to near the various boats
"This way!" Gas said as few minutes later both returned, signalling the group to follow the two.
"We found a ship directed there, in the future we will need a companion able to take us around by flying, we can't use the same methods of humans or they will attack us" Spirit said
"I fear you are right, Sir Spirit, for now we can hope that Sir Flame will soon evolve into a Charizard, like that he should be able to carry us" Green said
"Not everyone, we will need someone else, because the three of us may be too much for 'Lazy Bastard' here" Scar said pointing at the still sleeping Charmelleon
"For now he would be enough since we don't need his help and both me and Gas can use our psychic powers to carry you, Scar" Gasser said
"Yeah, we will make yar ass float like us" Gas said grinning
"Let's go! They are starting to move!" Spirit called out as they boarded the ship.
"SS-Cantfindaname ...what a strange name to give to a ship" Green muttered curious
Whirlpool Islands – First Island - two hours later -
"Okay, the first Boss should be in the mini-Gym in the centre of the island, let's find him" Spirit said as they managed to sneak out
"Yaaawn! Why did you wake me up? I was having a nice nap" Flame asked groaning
"Ookay! Let's focus people! They will focus mainly, if not only, on water-type pokemon, meaning that Scar and Green should be in the front since they will be at advantage, me and both Gas and Gasser will intervene should problems arise" Spirit said
"Some extra experience is always well accepted, thank you" The Serperior answered bowing
"Ah! Finally is my turn to kick some ass!" Scar said grinning
"Are you ready, brother?" the Haunter asked worried
"More than ever" the little Gastly answered
"Sigh! I will act as strategist and as guard, be ready, if they don't know already, after this the next trainers and Gym Leaders will be waiting for us" Flame said groaning
"And we will be ready for them!" Scar answered
A group of trainers and citizens arguing with a police officer attracted their attention.
"What do you mean the forest is off-limits!?" a man asked with rage filling his voice
"I Live there! You can't stop me from reaching my house!" a woman yelled
"Until we discover what kind of wild pokemon is hiding there we can't put you all in danger" the Female police officer said as her colleague tried to calm the crowd down with little success
"A wild Pokemon? They are scared of just one of us?" Green said curious
"It must be a powerful one or a rather violent exemplar" Flame mused
"It's a Gardevoir..." and black canine pokemon said sighing
"An Houndour? What are you doing here?" Gasser asked
"Me and my trainer came here to try and beat the first Boss..but we were attacked" he answered sighing
"And you lost?" Spirit asked
"She was a Lv 30...I am barely a Lv 16, it's not like I had any chance, she has a Talonflame backing her up" the canine mon answered shuddering at the memory
"A female Gardevoir, eh? Never fucked one" Scar said smiling evilly
"Then stay away from her, she a damned nympho...she...she ambushed us, after the battle she opened my and the other pokeballs and...and..." the Houndour said before starting to sob, covering his eyes with his paws
"How many were in your Team?" the Serperior asked
"We were six...she, she used her powers to bind us...then she started with the strongest before moving towards the weakest so to prolong the torture...she went at it with the others one, two...I don't know how many times...I...I lasted three hours before blacking out...she managed to crack the bones in my pelvis!...my friend ponyta almost lost his mind after the sixth time...when she finished she attacked even our trainer...the poor boy will never walk straight again...she...she is..." he answered before the sobbing got louder, making his words impossible to understand.
"Be strong, you people managed to run away at least" Flame said trying to console the broken pokemon
"She...sniff! She had her friend dumping us here...Sniff! We decided to keep the whole thing a secret to save whatever remained of our self-esteem...he is still in the hospital, I needed some air to try and forget...I don't want that badge anymore!" he said whining and sniffing.
"Arceusdammit! Just what we needed, a female Scar! What will we do now?" Flame asked groaning
"I think we should try, we are stronger than that trainer's team and know about her existence, she shouldn't be able to catch us by surprise" The Lucario said pinching the bridge of his nose
"What a nasty foe awaits us, what do you think, Sir Scar?...Sir Scar? Are you alright?" Green asked watching his yellow friend, catching the other members' attention with his lack of response
"A...A Nymphomaniac...a nymphomaniac Gardevoir...a nympho..." Scar said as he was hyperventilating, wide unblinking eyes fixed on the forest as droll flowed from his mouth in waves, he was repeating the same words over and over in an endless circle.
"Maybe he broke him..." Gasser said worried
"Try to snap him out of it, brotha" Gas said moving closer
"Hoy, are you there? Troublesome rat" flame said snapping his fingers in front of the Pikachu's face
"His Aura is flat, strange, he usually is a walking storm, what happened?" the Lucario said as the group started calling Scar to try and help him.
"A NYMPHOOOOO!" Scar suddenly screamed as he started running towards the forest with a crazed look in his face
"Damned idiot! Let's catch him before he ends up in trouble!" the Lucario said as the group started giving chase.
"I will bloody castrate that imbecile!" Green roared in a rare display of anger as the trees started closing on them the more they moved towards the centre of the island.
"Let's hope tha' woman won't be one of those dominatrix humans talk about" Gas said
"Maybe it will be funny after all! Hahahaha!" Gasser said grinning.
Who knows what will happen, their adventure may stop here, or they may gain two new allies, only time will tell.
The End of the Chapter! ^ ^
I wrote this trying to see how a pokemon fight works, if I made some mistake please help me, it's the first time that I write a pokemon fanfic so I don't exactly know how this work, okay?
I will wait for your suggestions ^ ^
See you around!
Tremor230