Miroku sighed, once again subject to his dog-eared friend's bragging

A/N: So I decided to go forward with the oneshot idea. They may or may not all be connected. I may do a few AU pieces, and occasionally some of them might not match some people's taste. I'd be happy to take requests for topics, if you'd like to see anything in particular.

This Chapter:

Priestess 'Prude'

Warnings: Body mod, sexual implications.

Live For

-KitsuneArasi

Miroku sighed, once again subject to his dog-eared friend's bragging.

He loved the man like a brother. Really, he did, but there was a limit to how much of InuYasha's sexual escapades he could handle before he killed himself.

Add to that the presence of the wolf prince and his bride, contributing a list of their favorite activities, and it was looking like a murder/suicide.

At the moment, his only comfort was the sight of Kikyo rolling her eyes at her husband's 'wagging tail' as it had come to be known.

Miroku's own beloved wife had bailed a good while ago, at the start of InuYasha's excited babble, and he had no idea where she'd gone.

She hadn't been happy, that was for certain.

The half demon had jokingly pointed out, with old-habit backup from Ayame, that Miroku must be suffering, as Kagome had to be quite the prude.

Miroku had scoffed to himself at that.

He had yet to speak, of course, as he was still awaiting the go-ahead from Kagome for their little surprise. He'd been a bit put out when she left so suddenly.

"…Hey, is Kagome still not back yet?" InuYasha grumped, "Didn't mean to be mean or anything, she's just…not that kind of girl, ya know?"

Miroku fought valiantly against the urge to giggle.

Kouga simply shook his head, "Baka-inu. Kagome-chan's sex drive is none of your business, anyway."

"Oh, but I'd be happy to share, Kouga. You know, I was pretty annoyed, so I thought I'd give Miroku his present early."

Miroku blinked in surprise at a sudden lapful of his raven-haired wife in what was dangerously close to failing the clothing inspection.

She wore what could only be described as the tiniest pair of jean shorts he'd ever seen, and a black PVC bikini top that had to have been a gift from Buddha himself.

Kagome leaned up to nip at his bottom lip.

"What the hell?!" InuYasha shouted as Kagome got up to tend the fire.

Miroku almost complained as she leaned over, presenting their friends with a generous view of her ample cleavage before he spotted the shining purple-and-black ink just above her right buttock.

'Property of monk Miroku' stood out in sensual symbols against her skin.

His grin returned full force as he stood to pull her against him, "Ah ah ah, I think you should let me get that." He chuckled, licking up her neck with his now-pierced tongue.

"You-and she-and-and-breasts—" InuYasha attempted.

Kouga's wasn't much better.

Ayame cracked the language barrier, "Miroku-san…what happened to your tongue?"

"I had it pierced. They say it can enhance sexual pleasure, you know?" He drawled, eyes focused on his stunned friend.

InuYasha frowned, "And Kagome let you do that?"

"Let me?" Miroku's smile grew devious, "Why, InuYasha, Kagome was the one to take me to the parlor."

"Huh?" Kouga blinked stupidly.

"In fact," Miroku lowered his voice conspiratorially, "You should see where she's pierced."

All eyes went to the 'prudish' priestess, who-frighteningly- crossed her legs, closed her eyes, and tossed her head back as if…

InuYasha couldn't speak to her coherently for a week.

A/N: Rest assured, there's going to be more that follow the first chapter's story line, I'm just mixing it up a bit.