51) I will not use the summoning charm to get me a date for the Yule Ball. Nor will I use one of the unforgivable curses on him/her to agree to go with me. (I think that Someone would though[Cough Voldomort Cough)

52) I will not start a new game called 'Pin the Piggy Tail on Dudly Dursley'. This one works if you are Hagrid. (I would though)

53) I will not ask Seamus how the Little People (leprachans) are doing. He is starting to get mad. (But it is fun to.)

54) I will not start an underground black market at Hogwarts for muggle items. (I might get to see Mr. Weasley though.)

55) Snape and Captian Jack Sparow are not related. Though they both need a bath very badly. (And Jack Sparrow is hot and Snape is not)

56) Asking Luna and Neville when the wedding is will earn you an embarassed look from Neville and a vacant exspession from Luna. (They need to get Married.)

57) I must not sell first years tickets for "Giant Squid Rides". (I might make money, but they might get hurt...and get me detention)

58) I must refrain from bringing white ferrets to Hogwarts and letting them loose in the Slytherin commonroom. (It is more fun to turn Malfoy into one.)

59) I must not let loose three blast-ended skrewts in Hogwarts labeled 1, 2, and 4.(Hagrid would have a fit.)

60) I must not charm Lupin's classroom to sing "Werewolf in London" whenever he enters.(That is mean and I will be to busy trying to get Snape to was himself.)

61) I must not play matchmaker and set up Umbridge with Filtch. (Even if they belong together...)

62) I must not start barking like a walrus whenever Professor Slughorn starts talking. (Instead I will make toad sounds during Umbridge's class.)

63) I must not sing 'I am the Walrus' whenever Professor Slughorn walks into a room.(Nope I will still be busy with Snape and trying to push him into a pool of water and soap.)

64) I must not call the Slytherins Orchs. (It is an insult to the Orchs.)

65) I must not tell the first years that due to the new school health program; they now have to take a hike in the Frobidden Forest every other day. (They won't get past the firsst day. And why not tell that to Malfoy when he has amnesia.)

66) I must not signal for the Knight Bus just so I can sing the song 'The Magical Mystery Tour' by the Beatles. Ernie the bus driver is starting to get mad. The talking shrunken head is loving it though. (I will be to busy trying to turn into an animgus and helping my dear friend Remus.)

67) I must not ask Trewlawny if she has looked at her Magic 8 ball lately. (She would call Mr. Weasley and he will start asking about rubber duckies.)

68) I must not tell Snape to go fly a kite. (This will only end in detention.)

69) I will NOT tell Peeves to go make fun of Filch by catnapping Mrs. Norris.(I should have Fred and George do that instead.)

70) I must not charge first years for rides on Buckbeak. (I want a turn)

71) I must not start a rumor that McGonical is in love with Dumbledore. This will get me in a lot of trouble. (once again...Dumbledore is gay)

72) I must not tell first years that they are no longer in England; that they are in the Land of Oz and I am really the Wicked Witch of the West. (Then I could sing some songs from wizard of oz or wicked.)

73) I will not ask Snape how his fellow Death Eaters are doing in return to any question he asks me. This will get me detention. (I tried to ask him and he gave me detention.)

74) Trying to jump into the portraits in the halls will only get you sent to the hospital wing. This is not recomended. Plus the inhabitants of the portraits are starting to get mad.(I will just say open master of magical paintings)

75) Putting a body binding curse on Snape and throwing him into the Black Lake in the middle of winter IS funny; getting caught and being told to go and rescue him is not.(I will let the gaint squid rescue him.)

76) Telling Lord Voldemort that world domination is cliche will get you killed.(I could always sing him the song from "Elf")

77) Borrowing Ron Weasley's broken wand to curse someone will only end bad for you. I don't recomend it.(I really don't.)

78)I must not ask Umbrige for a spare quill. The loss of blood is draining me.(I will one day trick her into using one.)

79) Snape is not a vampire; therfore I must stop trying to hold up a cross infront of him.(I will start holding stakes up to him.)

80) Setting off some of Fred and George's fireworks just to get out of an exam IS NOT recomended. It will get you lots of praise from your fellow students, but will also get you detention.(hahahahahaha I should try that in a muggle school.)

81) Telling the house-elfs that Dumbledore wanted prunes with every meal will get you detention from Dumbledore.(HAHAHAHAHAHA I will do that to filtch.)

82) I will not ask Snape if he forgot his medication everytime he is in a bad mood. This will get me detention and killed.(I will tell him to take it though.)

83) I must stop asking Draco if he thinks his dad would be better off in a muggle prison. This will defenantly get me killed.(Malfoy would die in a muggle prison.)

84) I must not order the house-elves to make the Slytherin common room even more messy each night.(I will ask them to though.)

85) I must not walk behind the Huffelpuff Quidich team and start the chant, "They will huff, they will puff. They will blow the other team down." It's just not that funny anymore.(I will do it next year.)

86) When travling by the Knight Bus it is not wise to start an all bus sing along of the song "The wheels on the bus go round and round." You will get kicked off the bus. (The wheels on the bus canonly go around so many times before the driver starts to get drunk.)

87)Going up to Draco in muggle clothing and saying 'What up, D.'will get you not only odd looks but also killed.(I should have Dudley and Draco meet.)

88) I must not show Hermione fake evidence that Crumple-Horned Snorkacks exist just to see the look on her face.(I must not but I will anyway.)

89) I must not shout, "LOOK, ARIGOG HAS RETURNED FROM THE DEAD," in front of Ron.(With out a wizard camara.)

90) I must not tell Draco Malfoy that he was much more attractive as a ferret.(Even if it is true.)

91) I must not put a sign that says "Wash Me" on Professor Snape's back.(Only if it works.)

92) I must not Show Professor Sprout the book Jack and the Beanstock and persuad her to grow a beanstock that large at Hogwarts.(I must tell her to grow one that is bigger.)

93) I must not send Grawp up said beanstock and set Hermione the task of getting him down. (I must make Hermione, Ginny and Luna to go get him and video tape the whole thing.)

94) I must not set Draco Malfoy lines saying "I Love Harry Potter"(I must set them to say "I Love Muggle Borns".)

95) I must not switch Gryffindor and Slytherin uniforms so that Gryffindors are Slytherins and Slytherins are Gryffindors - it makes them angry.(I must switch the whole schools.)

96) I must not turn Professor Umbridge's lunch into a plate full of flys.(I will only turn her dinner into flys.)

97) I must not turn Professor Snape's robes pink.(I must turn them neon red and gold.)

99) I must not pretend to be the ghost of Sirius Black around Harry - that's just mean.(Sirius is not dead. Read my profile and you will see thst.)

100) I must not tell Professor Snape that James really was better looking.(I must tell him that James, Sirius, and Remus were. He needs to hear the truth.)

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