-1Disclaimer: I own iCarly and there are only Thirty days in October
Authors note: Toldya I'd update today! I see you people, have some ideas on who Josh's mum is. Well you'll just have to read on to find out if you were right. This technically the last chapter but if you guys like it I shall continue. Oh and happy Slapsgiving to all tomorrow!
"I HATE her! She's pure evil!" Josh exclaimed flailing his arms around.
"And why is she evil?" Freddie asked
" Cause, she always picks on me, insults me, bullies me. Name it and she's probably done it to me" Josh replied "Would you like me to give you an example"
"Sure,"
"Ok well…"
Josh walked into fifth period language class, and sat down. A few minutes after, Cam sat down next to him. Of course since Cam was sitting there, her best friend joined her. This girl defiantly fit the description of pretty, with perfectly tan skin, shoulder length light brown hair with blonde highlights and a slight wave, and hazel eyes. But her personality didn't match, she was cruel, harsh, and devious. This girl who could glare so intensely with her eyes that you could feel daggers in the back of your neck. That girl, Erica Landers, made a career out of making Josh's life a living hell. Josh decided the longer he didn't talk to her, the longer it would postpone his torture.
"So, Cam you look nice today" Josh complimented
"Really, thanks" Cam smiled sweetly "You look…."
"Like your closet threw up on you" Erica cut her off
"Thanks," He said sarcastically "Oh and I like your make-up today"
"Really?"
"Yeah it makes you look perfect for the circus!"
"I'm sorry, I belong in the circus? I think you're getting me confused with you. Since if any one belongs in the circus, it's a freak like you!"
"So um did any one watch American Idol last night? I so think Evan's going home tonight" Cam broke in trying to stop their argument
"Please it's so Regina who's going home tonight" Freddie joked
"Not the point of the story!"
"I know, I was only kidding, anyway I also had a similar problem"
"Really?"
"Yep, her name was Sam"
"That name sounds oddly familiar" Josh pondered for moment not able to place where he's heard the name before.
It should sound familiar! Ugh this gonna take longer than I thought Freddie thought, shaking his head "Anyway, I hated her with a passion. And like how Erica is Cam's best friend, Sam was Carly's best friend"
"Go on"
" Oh she was the opposite of Carly! She was cruel, hurtful, obnoxious and sooo annoying. She even beat me up a few times"
"Haha you got beat up by a girl" Josh laughed then slowly stopped after he saw his dad glaring at him "I mean, so tell me more"
"Well we'd constantly argue even over the stupidest things, we could spend ten minutes together with out us fighting"
"So how did you handle her"
"Well at first I just let bug me, and make sarcastic comments back, but then I made a bet with her"
"A bet, what kind of bet?"
"I bet her that she couldn't last a week being nice to me"
"Did she last a week?"
"of course not" Freddie laughed
"What she cracked?"
"Not exactly……"
It was the fourth day of the bet, and Sam had yet to lose. Sure it was hard, but as lazy a she was she would never give up at a bet. She couldn't lose, especially not to Freddie! While she almost given into the temptation of being mean, she's manage to be nice and keep her mouth shut. Oddly it was Freddie who was losing his sanity. He thought he should be happy that he's not being tortured, but no he actually felt more tortured that way. His day felt empty with out being set off the deep end because of one of Sam's remarks.
The three of them were sitting on the couch, discussing what to do for the next webcast, when he snapped. "Will you just insult me! Make fun my clothes, my dorkiness, my insane obsession with Carly, anything! Just start an argument with me please!" Freddie blurted out. Sam and Carly stared at him until Sam finnaly opened her mouth.
"So you're telling me, you want me to insult you" Sam replied
"Yes, I'm begging you! For some strange reason, I need you to annoy me" he begged
"Well ok then" Sam said as she began to think of insults
"Let me get this straight you hated her, you finally got what you wanted from her, and them you want her to be mean" Josh asked confused
"The heart works in weird ways" Freddie replied "I like to argue, I find it fun to get into verbal sparing match"
"You're an odd person" Josh said "Anyway, what happened to that Sam girl?"
"Oh her, I married that girl" Freddie grinned
Author's note: this chapter ended up worse than it sounded in my head. But eh I like this story. R&R please :