Hi guise! Many thanks for the beautiful reviews! Still need to know if anyone of you would like to be AceLu or just keep it family! It's hard to write a chap without knowing what type of relationship they should have! Now accepting opinions from other fans!
BY THE WAY. I wouldn't mind writing AceLaw too! Just thought it might be…. Hot.
Actually, I ship Luffy with just about anyone, Lawlu being one of my favs, so yeah, just whatever pairing XD
Meow :3 MatchboxLuffy hasn't replied yet so I'll just base it on all the other readers :3
P.S. This chapter is almost entirely attempted crack. I'm sorry if it's not funny enough DX
Ace grabbed Luffy's collar and sat him down on a chair in front of a desk as Law closed the door and looked Luffy seriously in the eye. Luffy fidgeted and beads of sweat began to form under the pressure of the cold stares of Ace and Law.
"Luffy…." Ace growled, not breaking eye contact. Luffy jerked and shivered as the walls of the room began to cave down onto him. The suspense was unbearable. Law's cold gaze found his pleading one and Luffy found no signs of salvation. In the dark room, the yellow, flickering lamp was the only source of light, shining on Luffy's face, his cheeks shining golden. Luffy's big, brown eyes glanced around the room nervously, his irises flickering like the light above him. Ace slammed his palms onto the desk and the entire desk shook, pencils and pens rolling off the edges.
"Do you have any idea what you have done?!" Ace shouted, his voice resonating around the room. Luffy flinched away, clearly afraid. "You….."
Luffy quickly glanced at Law, who returned the tearing eyes with a stern glare.
"Traffy…" He whimpered helplessly, his mouth not being able to form the rest of Law's name. His eyes bore into Law's and just when he thought that the steel wall was going to stay there forever, he saw Law's eyes soften. Aha! I sign of weakness! If it worked on Traffy, it'd sure work on Ace! With that thought in mind, Luffy whipped his eyes back to Ace's, their brown eyes clashing. With great determination, he mustered all his strength into his eyes until he could feel them melting. Crying, it was called by the grown-ups. "A-Ace…" He whimpered. Ace stared at him, his eyes hard and unmoving, before finally breaking and softening. Luffy could tell that he was about to let him off the hook, but Law walked over and squeezed Ace's arm, bringing him back on track. Luffy almost groaned in disappointment. Ace slammed his fist on the table again.
"Did you think you could make me forget?!" Ace growled angrily, but Luffy happened to recognise that he wasn't as furious as before. Just a little bit more, just a bit, and they'll be played right into Luffy's palm. Luffy decided to crank it up a notch. He grabbed Ace's sleeve with his tiny hands, gripping tightly. With his other hand, he wrapped his fingers around Law's index finger. He looked down, flushed, and whispered a "I'm sorry." And Ace and Law practically melted into his hands. Ace scooped Luffy up into his arms and held him to his chest while Law dried his tears with tissue. Luffy hiccupped adorably when they calmed down. Finally, as always, LUFFY HAD WON.
NO BATH TIME TODAY.
Author Interview With The Easily Swayed Parents
Ace and Law deny it.
They both refuse to believe that they've been played by a toddler.
"No. Nope. Nothing. Zero. Zilch. Nada." They say continuously to the author.
Here's how the interview went down.
Author-sama: Ace, Law, how do you feel, being played by a three year old boy? How did it feel, letting said boy be unhygienic?!"
Ace: WE DIDN'T GET PLAYED GODDAMMIT!
Law: He's right. We merely let him take a break from bath time. You, Author, and you, reader, should not jump to conclusions so easily.
Ace: Ha! What he said!
Author: But as his parents, y'all should know better than to put off BATH TIME. Bath time is a ritual done by ALL new parents and newlyweds. Children should be washed!
Ace: What's the problem? Let the kid have fun! And we're NOT newlyweds.
Law: *nods vigorously*
Author: *raises eyebrow* We'll be back later with an interview with Luffy himself!"
Author Interview With Genius Child
Author: Luffy-sama! It's a pleasure to have you on this show! I've always wanted to say that your cunning, devious plans are the most inspiring things I've ever seen! Your crocodile tears, your timing and sharp eyes, I'm just-…. Just-…. SUCH A BIG FAN!
Luffy: *gazes with those famous eyes of his* Really?
Author: *nods vigorously* Of course! Your plans are the definition of brilliance!
Luffy: T-th-fank you…
Author: *flips the hell out* OHMAIGERD. *proceeds to glomp, but is blocked*
Law: *holds sword against Author's hand* NO.
Ace: *proceeds to rageeeeeeeeee and destroys entire studio.
Author: *sobs* Okay.
WHAT DID I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Completely useless chapter just to tell you guys that I want all the readers and reviewers to state the pairing they want in reviews. By the way, I don't mind AceLuLaw either. Not awkies at all.
For now, cheerio, toodle-do~