Chapter 2: The fued

"Ha, yes! i lucked out! I got all people i know, but i'm the only guy in the group. Well I better go see how naruto's doing. Ha ha, he got that jerk sasuke in his group im so glad that it wasnt me."

Running to mock him some more I see naruto suddenly hit the floor. Hmm looks like he couldnt handle to truth. When i reached him i started calling

"Naruto, Naruto wake up you baka! Hmm not even a flinch...I know!"

I pulled out a zip lock baggie full of ramen and waved it around his nose a couple times

"yoohoo Naruto lookie what i have here, i'ts a delicious bag of-"

Without warning he sprang up.

"Ramen!!"

CLUNK! Naruto and I both lay unconcious from a "head to head collision"

20 minutes later after everyone left, Naruto and I woke up.

"uugh my head, Naruto whined as he sat up straight."

"Aw geeze Naruto why'd you have to have such a big and hard head. Hehehe i always thought it was full of hot air"

"What'd You Say!?"

THWAP!

"Ow shit, i was just kidding ya know!"

"Yeah but it made me feel a whole lot better, Hahahaha!"

We both jumped up and faced each other, as if it was gonna go down.

"Why i outta! I replied with increasing fury."

When out of nowhere we here a soft voice call out

"Boys please don't fight!"

Me and Narutos head slowly turned to see hinata standing by a jewelry shop. Both our jaws dropped as we saw a blinding light.

"I don't know if its the glare from that jewelry store or what but i think an angel just came down from heaven. I said wide eyed."

"Yeah...she's pretty Naruto added."

"Yeah I- Hey wait I saw her first!

"Oh no you didn't! I've been here longer than you! I'll take my shot first!

"OH yeah well!...uhh, she...umm. Aw Crap! Fine go get her tiger. i said distantfully."

All part of my diobolical plan! Naruto will chicken out, and run.then Hinata will really find out who her knight in shining armor is!

Naruto walks over to hinata and wraps his arm around her waist and trots off with her.

"...No way, i will have hinata if it's the last thing i do.Hmm ive always wanted to try this: Muahahahahahahahhahaha ahhaha! wow that felt pretty evil, i like it!"

The next day i equipped myself with instuments of Naruto's demise, then strolled into town to go find him.

"Damn, this kid has the most noticable charactoristics and i still can't find him! Ok, calm down, i just gotta think like him, Get inside his head. Ha like thats possible he doesnt think! Ohh i kill myself. I said as i whiped a tear from my eye.

"Yes, Hinata-San you get a good grip and suck it in, here ill show you."

Hearing those words, led me to thinking the most disturbing images, debaiting whether i should look or not, i slowly turned my head to see Naruto sitting down with Hinata at the ramen shop. Teaching her how to eat ramen.

"Oh my god, what a relief. Focus Ryuu!"

I jumped on top of the ramen shop and took out a stink bomb,

"This is sure to make Hinata go running when she smells Naruto after I nail his ass with this, Muahahahaha!"

As Naruto walked out of the ramen shop holding Hinatas hand, i felt a wave of jelousy Burst out of my body. Getting in position to fire.

"Say goodnight Naruto!!"

All of the sudden i see Ume and Sakura run behind Naruto and Hinata, to congradulate them. As quick as they came Hinata and Naruto were gone leaving Ume and Sakura right in the way of my stink bomb!

The bomb slowly launched out of my hand flying twards them. Aw shit, It's going in slow-mo!

"Ume Sakura looooooooook ooouuuutt! God, i hate slow-mo...SPLOOSH!"

Ume and Sakura looked around a bit and spotted me on the roof, My arm stiff from the slow-mo, I tryed to run but the slow-mo hadn't worn off yet. So there i am running 1/16 a mile per hour, while i see them charging toward me

"RYUU YOUR DEAD!!!they both screamed in unison."

Knowing i can't escape 4 words went through my head I really HATE slow-mo!

After what seemed like an hour of being beaten the shit out of. I lay in a hospital bed, a pile of bruises and broken bones.

"ZZZZZzzzZZZZ, Yawn uugh i feel like two girl beat the shit out of me. Wait, wait! it's all comin back to me! two girls did, beat the shit out of me. Well, at least they were nice enough to bring me to the hospital.

The doctor walks in.

"Well, well are you finally awake Ryuu?"

"Well yeah im-"

"Exellent! now we can start the operation!"

"Aaah!"

"Ahahaha im just pulling your leg, as the youngsters say these days."

"Real funny Doc. So...When can i leave?"

"Well your all healed up now so you can leave."

"Really? how long have i been in here?"

"Hmm about 30 minutes. We informed Lady Tsunade about your condition and she came and healed you right up."

"Wait Tsunade, is'nt she the lady with the big?"

"Well, if you wanna put it that way... they were enormus!"

An Akward silence broke over, and well i couldn't help it i just had to say:

"Aakwaaard!... well im outta here Doc. nice have this, umm chat with you..."

"Come Back anytime and we could discuss it!" He yelled to me as i leaped out the window.

"Wow what a perv. I thought as i was falling.

At the same time as I thought, I noticed Naruto and Hinata sitting down in an public garden.

"Oh this time your goin down Naruto! Muahahahahaha!

SPLOOSH!

As i was practicing my diabolical laugh i didnt notice the big pile of cow shit i was about to land in. I emerged from The pile of shit only to say.

"I will get you Naruto, You cant keep a good soilder down! Tomarrow after i clean the cow shit out of my hears. Uugh"

"Aaaaahh!, I feel great today! The day that Naruto meets his Demise! Muahahahahaha- cough cough uugh i gotta slow down on the evilness.

I ran out of bed and went straight for higher ground so i could spot Naruto, and where else than the roof of the ramen shop.

"Oh, look there's still blood here."

Looking around some more i spot Naruto and Hinata in the Garden again.

"hehehehe perfect thats where i laid my trap, A hole with water in it! But get this! The water is boiling hot and has green dye, so when Naruto Falls in he will look like frankinsien or worse his mom...oooh burn!...Aaakwaaard."

As i see naruto about to step on the leaves coverin the trap i spot Ume and Sakura walking out of a vendors booth with a basket full of perfume. The approached closer when i could still see green fog lines comin from them, i could help but crack a smile, untill i eventually broke out laughing.

"Aaaaahahahahhaahhhaa!"

They both noticed the laughing, blushed then spotted me, which turned thier faces even more red.

"RYUU YOUR GONNA DIE!"

"Uh-oh"

I sprinted past a small crown of people toward the garden, only to see Naruto leaning in to a kiss, they were almost there when i jumped in the middle of them interupting thier kiss.

"Yes! i rule no kiss for you Naruto!"

Next thing i know im about to run head on into my trap, I jump as high as i can to avoid it, managing to avoid my trap i trip on a rock and fall. Ume and Sakura running towards me fall straight into my trap.

"Oh god help me."

Sakura and Ume scream as the water leaves wealts on their skin followed up by green dye. When finally they climb out of the trap.

"This time only 6 ran through my head. "Can i get a different Doctor."

"Muahahahahaha!"

"Who's there? am i still asleep...I must be, or else i would have a pervy Doctor tellin me stuff ."

"Out of all the shinobi in the village I see fitting that you are the one to bear this burden. I will give you the gift of future, past and present sight."

"Ok, i know im dreaming but i think this is real. Hey spooky voice what the hell are you talking about, i can see just fine."

"No dumb shit, i mean seeing whats going on around youwhere you cannot see. Looking into the future, seeing the past."

"Ok geeze don't have to get all moody. Wait but why me, who are you What is this for!?"

"You will see, i will visit you in the near future, you can count on it...count on it..."

"Whoa!! what the hell was that."

I awoke with a start and imediently starting shivering.

"Brr can someone turn down the AC?"

I was surrounded by Doctors and nurses, i even saw one with those shocky things. Ever heard the term "Couriosity killed the cat?" well im the definition of it. I coulnt help it I had to.

ZZZZZZZTTT

"Yoww! ooh that hurts!"

After my blonde moment, i started thinking about what the voice said to me. Suddenly one of the Doctors started explaining to me what was happening to me while i was sleeping. I was having a ceizure and my skin fell pale blue, (besides all the bruises) and my temprature skyrocketed...They told me i had died...

"I need to tell Naruto about this."

I ran out of the hospital and saw Naruto across the way leaning up against a wall.

"Naruto, Naruto you'll never believe what happend!"

As i was approaching Naruto i noticed that Hinata was not with him, when i got closer he spun around and Threw a sucker punch right in the kisser.

"Aaarrgh! Naruto you baka, what the hell did you do that for!?"

"I know you were trying to break Hinata and I up, weren't you?" He said grabbing be by the shirt.

"Well...yeah but i was blinded by jelousy and besides i didnt actually do anything to you guyz did I?"

"I was about to kiss her...and after you interrupted she told me that it wasn't working out. and left me"

"Dude Naruto, look im sorry, but i have something really important to tell you!"

"...Fine you have 2 minutes before i leave." He said dropping me to the ground.

"Uugh, well There was this, this voice in my head, speaking to me while i was sleeping, it told me that i was giving a gift to see the past present and future."

"Your wasting my time! First you try to ruin my relationship, now your ruining our friendship!"

"Wait, im almost done...Then he said i was the only shinobi found fitting for the gift, and that he would be back. But the wierdest thing about it was...The Doctor told me i had died."

"A complete waste of time" Naruto said as he started walking away.

Coming next:

Chapter 3 Training; inside and out