As the light flicked on, the girls screaming stopped. Will and James stood in the doorway of the camper looking very scared. Relief washed over the girls as they walked over to hug them.
"Will!"
"James!"
They hugged and sighed and kissed until finally, the girls asked for answers. "How did you get here?"
Will and James looked at each other. "You tell them." Said Will, but James shook his head. "No, you do the honors."
Will obliged and began. "Well, you know the portal that Calypso was talking to you about, how to travel back and forth. Thee girls nodded. "Well, it runs through this." Will pointed to the TV and continued. "Every time you watch one of the movies that we're in, we can come through to you or you can come to us."
"Really?" Sally smiled. "That's amazing! I can't believe that Calypso's magic worked all the way here too!"
Evie smiled. "Wow, this is going to be useful!" She hugged James. "I don't have to rely on lamps now!" The girls snickered.
"Lamps?" James looked down at her awkwardly. "You don't want to know!" Evie said as they laughed harder.
The evening went on, James and Evie took the couch and watched movies that didn't contain Pirates for once while Will and Sally talked in the bedroom.
"Tavvy!" Evie giggled and reached for the screen. She looked to James and noticed that he looked a bit jealous. "Don't worry, its just you in another film." James looked confused now but pleased. Even though Tavington is actually played by Jason Isaacs and not Norrington's actor, she told him that any way, just to make him happy.
Will and Sally talked in hushed voices while playing with each other's fingers. Sally smiled, staring into his dark brown eyes. "What are you thinking?" Will asked her, watching her stare into his eyes.
"About you," Sally replied looking at their hands. "and how wonderful it is to have you back with me, this time in my world."
Will smiled at this. "I'm glad to be here." He pulled her hand to him and kissed it softly, making Sally blush light pink.
Evie and Norrington had made popcorn and the smell was creeping into the bedroom. "What is that delicious smell?" Will said sniffing the air.
"Popcorn, it's a modern snack people usually eat while watching movies. Want some?" Will nodded with a smile. Sally got up and went to the couch. "Ev, share. Will wants some."
Evie groaned. "Get your own bowl."
"Fine."
She returns with her own bowl. "Give."
Evie handed her the bowl to get some out. Sally gave it back when she was satisfied with her amount. "Thank you."
"Yeah, whatever." Evie grumbled from the couch. Sally returned to the back of the camper and set the bowl on the bed. "Here you go." Sally popped a piece of buttery goodness into her mouth.
Will took a piece and examined it.
"It doesn't have herpes if that's what you're looking for." Sally laughed and ate more.
Will looked at her strangely. "What is herpes?" Sally laughed more.
"Just eat it."
He did. "Oh my god!" Sally smiled. "I know!"
"IT'S HOT!!" Will spat it out.
Sally laughed. "That's not the reaction I was expecting." Sally laughed harder and he brushed his tongue.
"Its not funny!" Will cried, pouting, holding his tongue.
"Actually, sir, it is!" She smiled and sat up right, she had fallen over from laughing so hard. "You're supposed to chew it!"
Evie and James walked into the bedroom to see what all the laughing was about. "What did you do to him now, Sal?" Evie said seeing Will holding his tongue. "Did she try to bite it off during a game of tonsil hockey?" Sally laughed.
"Of course not, he burned it on the popcorn."
Evie died of laughter. "You're kidding!"
Sally shook her head. "Nope."
"Wow, this is almost as good as when you caught Harriet teaching Beckett the Macarena!"
Sally howled. "I remember that!"
The two laughed for a few minutes while the guys looked at each other. "Beckett did the Macarena? With out us?" They looked insulted.
Sally finally caught her breath. "Remember Twister?" Evie nodded. "Best game of my life." She looked to James.
James smiled and kissed her softly on the lips, like he did during an awkward position of Twister.
"We need some tunes!" Sally said pulling out her Ipod speakers and her video Ipod. "What shall we listen to, hmm?" She looked through her Ipod library. "Detachable Penis, I've got a jar of Dirt, this is Halloween, or the Spam song?" She looked to Evie.
Evie giggled and started dancing. "I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it!"
Sally laughed. "Jar of dirt it is!" She pushed play and began to dance along to the song with Evie, singing loudly. "I'VE GOT JAR OF DIRT!"
James and Will watched and then exchanged glances. They shrugged and joined in. "I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT! AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT!"
When the song ended they all were laughing and could hardly catch their breath. Sally and Evie sighed and laughed a bit more. "Now what?" Evie jumped up and bounced on the bed. "I KNOW I KNOW!" She raised her hand in the air. "Ohhh! Pick me! Pick me!"
Sally and the boys laughed. "Evie Nelson, what say you?"
Evie looked up at the top of her eyes and thought for a moment. She slumped down a moment later. "I got nuthin."
Sally turned to the boys. "You got anything?"
Before they could answer Evie jumped up and down on her knees. "OH!! I've got it! I've really got it this time!" She raised her hand high in the air.
"What Evie?" "SPACOS!" She screamed at the top of her lungs holding her hands high in the air triumphantly.
Sally agreed and joined into the call of the spaco. "SPACOS!!" She pounded her chest with her fists.
The guys slowly got up from the bed and ran to the living room and did their own little spaco dance before the girl's could see.
Evie and Sally jumped off the bed and ran to the kitchenette. Evie grabbed the frozen waffles, not stopping her spaco call while Sally grabbed the Spam from the fridge. They beat their chests and held their heads back, calling with all their might.
James and Will joined in and ripped off their shirts making the girls stop what they were doing and watch in awe. Evie was drooling by the time James realized they had stopped. Sally just stared with her head cocked to the side with a smile on her face.
"What?"
"Why did you stop?"
"We have to breathe…"
They shook their heads. "NO, no you don't!"
They shrugged and looked at the spam and waffles. "Are we going to eat those or just hold them?"
The girls nodded and began to fry the spam.
Evie took over as the spam expert and Sally went to tell the boys a joke.
"So in modern geometry they say, Pi r squared. But Pie is not squared, its round. Cornbread r squared." She giggled uncontrollably as the guys just blinked.
"I don't get it." James said looking to Will.
"Me either."
BOOM!
Every one looked up and Evie was on the ground laughing as hard as she could. Sally started up again too and soon the camper was filled with girlish laughter.
Within gasps for breath and laughter Evie managed to raise a hand to Sally who high-fived it and they both yelled, "HUZZAH!"
This triggered Will and James into pirate and commodore mode. James pranced around the living room yelling "HUZZAH!" and holding up his sword. Will hid behind the couch and got stuck yelling "FIRE ONE!"
Evie and Sally howled and rolled around, clutching their stomachs. "Maybe we shouldn't've had that rum!" Evie said between gasps and giggles.
The girls calmed down quick enough to hear Will and James still yelling. "ALRIGHT!" Evie screamed in her drum major attitude voice. "We're calm." She said placing her hands in front of her soothingly.
About 10 seconds of silence and then more laughter.
Evie sighed. "It was worth a try." She shrugged her shoulders and yelled louder this time. "BAND TEN HUT!"
As if on cue, Sally yelled "HUT" and stood at the ready. They guys followed in suit a moment too late.
Uh-oh, Sally thought.
Uh-oh was right….
