Hey hey :) So, I've been neglecting this fic. Sorry. I'mma try to fix that, don't worry. This will have 1 more chapter, an epilogue. Anywho, enjoy! :)
Sam had just pulled into the hotel parking lot when he got a text from Dean. Sammy, you should get another room :) Sam tried to call, to see what was up, but Dean's cell went straight to voicemail, meaning it was turned off.
Sam got out of the Impala and booked another room. He figured that he didn't want to see whatever it was that was going on. The last time he'd gotten a text like that from Dean and hadn't believed him, well, let's just say Sam really wished he could undo some things.
He was in his room for about a minute before someone knocked. Sam, thinking it was Dean, opened it. It was Kathy. She pushed past Sam and sat on one of the beds.
"What did you do to Dean?" Sam questioned.
"What do you mean?" She asked.
"He sent me a text saying that I should get another room and now his phone's turned off. What did you do, tie him up, steal his phone, and text me with it?" Sam asked.
"No, I didn't do any of that. He was the one who texted you. He turned his phone off too." Kathy replied.
"Why would he do that?" Sam asked.
"Because he wanted some alone time with his angel boyfriend, DUH! Ya gotta use your brain sometimes, Samsquatch." Kathy said.
Sam paused for a moment, because the way Kathy had said that seemed a little familiar. Sam passed it off as nothing. "I don't believe you." He said.
"Don't take my word for it, I've got pictures." She said cheerfully.
Kathy pulled her phone out and pushed a few buttons. She handed it to Sam. Sam looked at the screen for a minute before he registered what he was looking at. It was his brother, practically pouncing on Castiel! Kathy grabbed her phone back and pushed a couple more buttons. She turned it to face Sam. It was another picture of Dean trying to suck Castiel's face off.
Just then, a sound came from the room next to theirs. Sam really wished he didn't have ears when he realized it was his brother moaning Castiel's name.
"Is that enough proof for ya?" Kathy asked.
Sam nodded. Then a thought occurred to him. "If they're together now, why are you still here? I mean, you did what you came here to do, right?"
"Oh, Sammy, Sammy, Sammy, I've only done half of what I came here to do. When I got here, I told you two that I was going to set you up. That didn't only mean Dean, ya know." Kathy smiled evilly.
"Who're you gonna try and set me up with?" Sam asked timidly.
"Gabriel." She replied simply.
"Um, did you not get the memo? Gabriel's dead. Has been for a while." Sam said matter-of-factly. Sam said it matter-of-factly so that he could pretend that that fact didn't hurt him. In reality, it hurt like hell.
"Actually, he isn't." Kathy said. She snapped her fingers and a very much alive Gabriel appeared. Sam practically heard his jaw hit the ground.
"W-what? You're dead! How're you-What?" Sam babbled.
"Nope, Daddy Dearest brought me back." Gabriel replied, smirking.
"Hey, guess what? I brought pie!" Kathy said excitedly.
She handed Sam and Gabriel both a piece of pie. They ate in silence. When they had finished, Kathy looked over at Sam evilly.
"Hey, Sam, just thought you should know, I poisoned your piece of pie. You're gonna die in 3 minutes if I don't give you this antedote." Kathy said, pulling out a vial of green powder.
"Why would you do that?! I thought you liked me." Sam said, with a kicked puppy look.
"Sorry, but I had to. It's the only way I could think of to do this. I'll give you this antedote if Gabriel kisses you." Kathy said.
Gabriel and Sam just looked at each other. Finally, Gabriel said, "Ok, if it'll save him."
Kathy nodded, saying, "You only have 30 seconds left. Oh, and, it doesn't count if you don't use tongue."
Gabriel walked over to Sam. With only a second's hesitation, Gabriel began kissing Sam like his life depended on it. Sam kissed back just as fiercely. When they parted for air, Sam yelled, "Give me the antedote!"
"Sam, this is just candy. I didn't really poison your apple pie. I couldn't take a risk like that. I mean, what if Gabriel hadn't kissed you? Then you'd be dead and I'd lose one of my OTPs." Kathy said.
Sam looked back at Gabriel. Then, he lunged forward and kissed Gabriel. Kathy quietly left the room, feeling a sense of accomplishment. She did, however, leave a note saying, You're welcome :) -Kathy